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Exponental: Not all marketable pdts are 4 sale.
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Some display 2 remain in vogue,
some do it cos they feel comfortable in them,
some do it cos they are copy cats,
some do it cos they are stupeeeed!

yeah man.. Thoughtful!

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sutoboy: dont blame him nah!

i don hear u jare my person

*tour in tour out*

toygod2: if u want more,let me hear u say 'AYE' if against say 'NAY'

wah are u feeling like?

PretiEbony: sweetheart, don't be angry.....okay?

**hugs him back**

smiles* now dahs a good girl.

PretiEbony: **ignores both of them**

can u iimagine??

toygod2: I GO BEGIN LAFF MY POOR GULLIBLE SEF

smh wetin he ask wetin u talk? Wetin u go do gateman? U go laff ur gullible self..imagine

Homar: give d op a dirty slap for pecking my prettyebony

let PretiEbony slap me hersef.. Man chillax

PretiEbony: Nice one

*hugs pretiEbony and pecks her on d cheek*

ayobase: Nice ones!

thanks man

toygod2: First is a JOKE
second is d OPPOSITE?

dahs my boy toy-HUMAN! I knew u were gon blab..well no thanks

A young woman who was several
months pregnant boarded a bus. She noticed
a young man smiling at her and began to feel
humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat, and he seemed more
amused. She moved again, and thenon her
fourth
move, he burst out laughing.
She had him arrested. When the case came
beforethe court, the
young man was asked whyhe acted in such a
manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus,
I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement that
read,
"Coming Soon: The Gold Dust
Twins."
Then she moved under a sign that read,
"Sloan's Liniments remove swelling."
I was even more amused when she sat under
a shaving advertisement thatread,
"William's Stick Did the Trick."
Then I could not control myself any
longer when, on the fourthmove, she sat
under an advertisement that read,
"Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This
Accident."
The case was dismissed..... )

18+
Little John cums to school daily with a black
eye.
Teacher: What's wrong?
Johnny: Our house is very small. Me, mom, dad
all sleep on the same bed.
Every nite dad asks: 'Johnny, U sleeping?'
I say 'No'. He slaps my face & gives me black
eye.
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again,
keep dead quiet & don't answer.
Following morning Johnny cums with severe
black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness! Why again?
Little John: Dad asked me & I kept dead still.
Then dad & mom started moving.
Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her
legs up and squealing
loud on the bed.
Then dad asked my mom "Are You coming?"
Mom said "Yes I'm, Are You coming too?"
Dad replied "Ya me too"
They usually don't go anywhere without me
so I said "Wait for me! I'm coming too."
Evenin erryone..

toygod2: hmmmmn,clap for ur sef. How many days did it take you,to put dat word togeda. DUNDER HEAD

u ve talkd haven't u? Sit down there!

1supremo: This is a pitiable dismal pisma. It is regretably lugubrious that the ginormous Soyinka is capitulating to senility and senescence.

mad man

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should I laff Well I ll think about it.. Yeye poster

[quote author=bashy_demy]^^ if booqee catch you[/quote]leave am

toygod2: To find d joke, dial *888@ on ur face....e go come

what does one do wen smthng is funny? Laff abi? I actually forgot with dis!!

toygod2: all tanx 2 toygod, who evn resuscitated d decayed joke

so u don work be dat shey

bin gbagbo:



who is your brother? nonsense, i dont know you



who is your brother? nonsense, i dont know you

this is d joke.. Laff don tear my pants

toygod2: Toyhuman ni..... Toyboy! toydog! Toyfool................

I dont have time to converse with a SUPER-MONSTER,jst went thru ur profile now and guess what?
U are so uglyyyyyy,that you even make onion cry. CHAI, NA RECORD SHA

hey man calm down! Dont take it to the bones huh? I still laff tho!

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Here is the joke! fuhahahahahahahahah bunannanannanananan

Toyhuman ni..... Toyboy! toydog! Toyfool................[/quote]i laff wit yhu buh in style

booqee: oya nah.
*hit my knuckles with dygeasy's knuckles, also gives him a peck on d cheek*

orkaaayyy.. *taken back with d latter*.. #Brows raised den smiles

toygod2: [b][/b]boobsqee dear, why can't you juss help a guy out with a quickie? Are you this stingy with your punnanie?

LWTMB..

@Booque, haba ,u too stop forming hard - to - get now. Help d guy naw, afterall a friend in need,they say is a freind in deed. LOLS

what are yhu talking about?? Wich guy needs help? U soliciting for urself.. Toyhuman

CHESSBOARD: He is None, he is a half-cast, half yoruba - half Igbo

chei!! He isnt even related to the ibo tribe.. Stfu

[quote author=T-smooth]If Ramsey Noah is dating Jannet would that make him enter paradise? No. But definately he is going to his abode in which every Ibo guy is going to which is ....![/quote]and Ramsey Nouah is Ibo right? Get a life man

booqee: yes and i repeat i've seen it more dan 134times! And its from here nairaland jokes section dat i saw dem, and dat where u copied it from. Okiez now.....

hw can I be so daft as to copy a joke on nairaland and re-post it on nairaland? Yhu can't be too sure either.. Whatever its settled..no offences no grudges.. Chop knuckle

swtchicgurl: hey, have u seen ur post jamb result?

d joke just strted

Lagusta: These jokes are good, especially that of the policeman and the drunkard, that got me crackin!!!

are u a nut?? Who cracks? d joker or d audience?

Homar: Accept it or not booqee has big cowbell company hanging on her chest industry and belive it or not one day am gonna tap it

it is now certified dat ur head/brain ddnt pass through the QC test before u were sent down here