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slimyem: what brand of nonsense is this?

FEMININE BRAND OF NONSENSE..just walked by

werepeLeri: and what has he communicated? what has he said?

grammar

booqee: i see those security guards were lax again, allowing u to escape from d psychiatric home u were admitted. :-(
my good friend how many times will i warn u not to waste my money spent in yaba left just for d purpose of healing u of ur madness?? Don't u know its for ur own good, if eventually u gain ur sanity.













mountain goat!

why are u diverting from the original topic.. I don't think anybody mentioned madness wrong?

Onyocha: stupid people and their silly prayers and joke.you think plane crash is a joke? i dont blame you but the fool who posted it on the front page.

oga calm down now

my face is covered with pimples and also i used to be light-skinned and now I'm getting dark due to sun burn. Can anyone recommend a cream for the first and second problems.. Thanks

ITbomb: You really need a binoculars

calm down

[quote author=bashy_demy]you dey see road so? you no see psalm inside abi you wear Mukina bra for face[/quote]easy man

[quote author=bashy_demy]Thanks jare dani, would have tell him that myself but he might result in tribal conflict[/quote]now u dont even need to translate it because u will just make a disgusting mess of the whole thing cos dah is a grammar conflict u strted.. Your post is a living witness.

This is wah You are an absurdity yourself!!! GBAM!

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Is this your phone number?[/quote]nooo he dey stammer ni

Phems: One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"
Silence.

"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"
Absolute silence.

"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

...The whole class applauded the student...

#1- d title of the topic doesnt fit
#2- I'm not sure if its a joke
SUMMARY: cant bring myself 2 laff.. I can manage a smile @ least

i'm still thinking about it...whether to laff or not.

Nasri100: Those calling him short.......Either way he is taller than justin Bieber!!

and then you compare him to justin bieber.. There Africans go again.. Who is older?

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Wiiss Kid is a MTV wannnabe ugly mofo who cant sing. I dont listen to his record snd no one buys his record. Aint he suppose to be doin school homework? [/quote]u are feeling corky on one side of the brain?? U should be on a blow-job now... Eeediort

JayKayMaybachz: Our journey
began at Genesis
through
Exodus. On the way, we
saw Leviticus
recording
the
... Numbers of people at
Deuteronomy, while
Joshua
was waiting at the
beautiful gate for Judges
to see
Ruth calling loudly
"Samuel, Samuel". At a
stage,
the,first and second
Kings of Chronicles were
coming
to visit Ezra, Nehemiah
and Esther for the
misfortune
of Job, their brother.
Then they noticed that
Mr.
Psalms was teaching his
children Proverbs
concerning
Ecclesiastes and Songs of
Solomon. This
coincided
with the period that
Isaiah and Jeremiah
were
engaged in Lamentation
for Ezekiel and Daniel
their
friend. By that time,
Amos and Obadiah were
not
around. Three days later,
Hosea, Joel and
Jonah
traveled in the same ship
with Micah and
Nahum
to
Jerusalem . More
also,Habakkuk visited
Zephaniah
who introduced him to
Haggai a friend of
Zechariah
whose cousin is Malachi.
Immediately after
the
old
tradition, Matthew, Mark,
Luke and John got
involved in Acts with the
Romans who were
behaving like the
Corinthians, who were
also
always
at loggerhead with the
Galatians. At that time
too,
the Ephesians realizing
that the Philippians
were
close
to the
Colossians,suggested to
the
Thessalonians
that
they should first of all
see Timothy who had
gone
to
the house of Titus to
teach Philemon his
younger
brother how to read and
write Hebrew. On
hearing,
James asked Peter to
explain to him how the
three
Johns have disclosed to
Jude the Revelation of
our
Lord Jesus Christ.

kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa.. Rounds of applauses..tho psalm wasnt included u still try sha

Sagamite: You are a person!

You have any sensible thing to say?

lemme tell yhu what..yhu are what I don't know. Call me a person/cretin or whatever i dont care, there are enof people already named so by yhu. Just accept the fact that you've said something silly and let us all move instead of dissing people wv just two words.. FUCTARD

Sagamite: You are a person!

You read and did not understand.

It was explained and you still did not understand.

You are an absolute person!

Who told you Cannavaro won world best because of trophies?

i think we all have seen enough fucktards written for the day.. Its an argument unworthy of debating.. person..lolz

Hassanjj: True talk.

deputy commander-in-chief of eeedeeorts

tope3x: if you are suc*king your girlfriend's BOO*BS, be expected to be called a BABY. ANYTHING THAT SUCK BREAST IS A BABY..LOL

stfu..boo*bs ko breas*t ni..does it mean baby in the literal sense..we are talking abou romantic context here..wah dyu then call her o? Hi Girlfriend? Go and eat!!

DECOtech: GOD BLESS YOU!

amen

still typing d rest of the joke i guess..be quick now

chimoooi!! I don read shitt..goes 2 bed

tellwizzy: haha Kamilu

pffff

fluid26: how u wan manage grab d joke wen ur boobs don fall finish!

God of mercy..totally off-point!! Wahs d corelation btw d lady's comment and fallen bosom..talk to ur head man

tellwizzy: And you took your time to reply him?? Bros u too foolishh

isnt dis an extension of foolishness. You've become a wise man by replying a foolish person aint that? There is a saying I guess ''silence is d best answer for a fool'' u ddnt follow that...lips sealed..comments link closed for me.. BIG TIME ODE

Ayatullah: IF YOU CAN SINCERELY STAND BEFORE YOUR FATHER OR MOTHER AND COMMUNICATE WITH THEM RAPPING THEN LET YOUR SATAN INFECTED MIND GIVE YOU ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION.

which makes you right to sing to talk to your parents right? You didn't weigh your reasons thoughtfully before commenting..go sleep jor yeye man

tellwisdom: Now weting concern tellwisdom with person wey get belle?? even the moderators don dey craze fr head thinking this would solve my headache

and who asked you to read it? some nairalanders take themselves too important..lyk d thread was opened because of u.. Talkstupid get paracetamol for your headache..

booqee: Joerux u try joor! Nice one. Though i don't understand d 1st joke.

morning- he tot she said mourning..u grab??

Pergrace: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY WE LIKE INSULTING PEOPLE ON NAIRALAND.
Everybody has the right to say what he or she likes,its called freedom of speech.
It is very wrong to insult people.There are ways to express one's feelings and insults IS NOT JUST ONE OF THEM.

NL human rights activist..some people are soo dumb-headed they cannot think straight. Just look at the anti-tribal idiots posting. You take your time..post and go..let d dumb-headed be told they are foolish..chikena!

sammirano: Obviously the guy is spoilted and need to be slapped even without offense, idiot

d God of English will not allow with the LLspoilted'' English u just spoke..yeye person

Chizolum: Who TF are you talking to?

you are the Bleep..loolz