₦airaland Forum

Chizolum: Who TF are you talking to?

you are the Bleep..loolz

somebodybobo: I dont even knw who davido is/ Nosa and the mopol.....Now wetin i wan gain from reading this??

you've read it!!

Philipsdael: why the much emphasis on "dont be decieved" as if there's nothing like S.form in universities (at large)

i guess that is the truth someone just told you..nothing like supplementary form..but if u decide to sit down waiting for supplementary form, then I pray you aint't gon be looking for a complementary school..just a prayer tho!

gboss4sure: As they don ban okada for my area, won't police be seizing this one daily and requesting for 5k from me daily, or is this one not okada?

no be okada..dis one na bike

uboma: congratulations!!! Nothing wrong with having a second child. Ode like you! If u cudnt hold urself, y didnt get a mistress outside? Y do it with ur sister inlaw? Like it or not, ur wife will eventually hear of it and the disgrace will be on u. U r a shame to the men folk.

he probably couldn't afford the expenses..mumu

ifysoft: Luca is a MUMU player.. I am sure Sir Alex wont buy that bozo player... We dont need him .. He should join cheksea.... We need a good DH that can tackle (Carrick MUMU).. Good LB (Evra bozo). One CB to help Fed and vidic.... And one good striker cos Welbeck is a waster and mumu too..

i fink u watch ur own football through the back of the tv..smh 4 you yes you

i tried registering for lautech post-utme through interswitch (cos that's the method of payment) and its not going through..I'm being told withdrawal limit exceeded and there is money in d account..I use first bank. Is it a bank problem or a general problem? Somebody help.

why should we contact you? Just post the link or describe d procedure for registration

Anybody seen CoNdOm ads? What about the omo ad ''he's a star in d making''?

sleeky8: Am wit u on dis 1. Apparently dey want us 2 marry jst bone crackin pple. "Babe i lv u can u crack dis chicken bone lemme c?"

dats d qualification..yeye people...and the toothpaste sef is sour

obakovich: wit Hot rod.

Laffs

LesbianBoy: Some nairalanders just love talking! The company don make their money, the people they used for the advert don make their money, so what you all say here does not change anything. so make we hear word jor! NONSENSE!

dats a lesbian talking..smh

kaka G: While people are cracking the heads trying to make a living una d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣γ̲̣ here criticizing all what not.can any of you be that creative? Not getting the idea also means you are not smart. Una fall my hand shaaaaaaaa

I fink we all are doing d same thing..for u to have responded to this post, we are all jobless..people are saying their minds and while other people are busy cracking their heads trying to make a living, you are busy criticizing other critics..talk better thing abeg

StateOfMind: I tire for people o. Don't they get tired of complaining about what makes the front page? They sha want to be 'heard' n 'seen'

@Op, can't remember any advert of such at the moment, but I miss all those bank PHB adverts.

Some people sha..haaa bank PHB interestingly cool adverts..i follow u jare my person

i'm still being told utme registration no incorrect or you didnt score up to 200 wen I wanted 2 verify my payment..and now its tuesday..somebody help

Reference: And what bout Arsenal. Forever waiting for the scraps that fall from the master's table.

Arsenal is a very important part of vision 2020..dunna worry their tym wil come

yungryce: i guess u miss typed ur reg no.recheck ur reg no nd confirmatn code

I was told the same thing..no mistakes

please who has done the post-utme registration for futa? Cos i'm not being able to do it..d site is somehow i think or whats happening?

Is illuminati just anything for anybody Not even the so-accused Jay-Z can be certified as being a member not 2 talk of Charly boy...smh

If You Can Answer These Questions, You Are
Smarter Than Google*
1. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit,
why are whales fat?
2. Shall I say that there is racial discrimination
even in game of chess as the white piece is
moved
1st?
3. We have freedom of speech, then why do
we have telephone bills?
4. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why
do banks have branches?
5. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
6. If you aren’t supposed to drink and drive
why do bars have packing lots?
7. If to abbreviate is to make a word short,
why is abbreviation such a long word?
8. If attendance at an event is strictly by
invitation, why publicize it on TV?
9. If towels are meant to dry our clean bodies
after bathing, why wash towels?
Where do they get the dirts from...

If You Can Answer These Questions, You Are
Smarter Than Google*
1. If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit,
why are whales fat?
2. Shall I say that there is racial discrimination
even in game of chess as the white piece is
moved
1st?
3. We have freedom of speech, then why do
we have telephone bills?
4. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why
do banks have branches?
5. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
6. If you aren’t supposed to drink and drive
why do bars have packing lots?
7. If to abbreviate is to make a word short,
why is abbreviation such a long word?
8. If attendance at an event is strictly by
invitation, why publicize it on TV?
9. If towels are meant to dry our clean bodies
after bathing, why wash towels?
Where do they get the dirts from...

lmao..wow wow wow..rib cracking

kingsilly: The poster was in retaliation to comments
made by Ferguson previously in the season
when he said that City would never win the
title 'in his lifetime'.
so who first find trouble??

heey just three days ago Fergie said city deserves the title..its Tevez that should go for treatment

kingsilly: The poster was in retaliation to comments
made by Ferguson previously in the season
when he said that City would never win the
title 'in his lifetime'.
so who first find trouble??

heey just three days ago Fergie said city deserves the title..its Tevez that should go for treatment

...

You're eating bread and akara yet
you're updating
your
status with "I love this Burger" -
God is watching you.
Your account balance reads
N0.20 yet you're singing
"She
must chop my money" - God is
watching you.
You go buy pant for alaba-suru
market (bend down
select),
yet you come write "I love my
new Victoria Secret" - God is
watching you.
Your mom sells stock fish and
your dad changes money, you
turn around and say your parents
are into stock
exchange! -
God is watching you.
Your home is having a night vigil
with some folks and you write
down "Clubin Thinz" on your PM -
God is
watching you.
18 years old and you're dating a
bros of 41 years and your
PM says "Can't wait to see my
baby" - God punish you -
Is that your baby or your daddy?
You and your friend are on
seperate okada and you
tweeted
"Convoy Thinz" - God is watching
you.
Your mother and your sister have
pot belly and you
insist your girlfriend has a flat
tummy - God is watching you.
YYou update your BBM status with
"I love ONLY you boo" and
45 girls/boys message your
privately with "Thanks luv"
- God is watching you.
You're 34 and you're still playing
for the Nigeria's
Under 21
football team - God is watching
you.
You know the baby belongs to
that youth corper at
your office, but you told your
husband "Honey, I'm
pregnant" -
God is watching you.
You travel go Togo, come back
Naija dey speak British
English - God is watching you.
Please lets learn to be ourselves
and be proud of who we are;
no need to lie to impress anyone, meanwhile
let's keep updating.

* when before each scene you'll see vehicles moving up and down the road
* when the camera enters the house through the window showing the front view of the building first

If animals has facebook, these are most likely
to be their updates :
COCKROACH: friends can u help mi in thanking
God! I just found out Mortein na Body spray.....
It didn't kill me...... Just made me smell good.
Then u will c like by: housefly, spider, ant.
Comment by mosquito: thank God for making
the enemy powerless............ All blood shall
work together for Good............
CHICKEN: if tomorrow I'm not updating my
status, it means am being served at Mr
Biggs....... Love y'all!
PIG: Ohhhh gosh! They throw gossip that I'm
spreading flu........... Wot errant
nonsense...................
RAT: these people go dey set trap for
me............dey av forgotten dat the Lord is my
guide.
GOAT: Thank God for my life, I almost got
killed like a Chicken yesterday.........
Comment by CHICKEN.: don't mind those
reckless drivers they are GOATS.
DOG: I hate Calabar people...............
Comment by CAT: I know right....... Sowie

warrior101: you were wrong all along... don't drag me to your level... please next time you see my posts just pass unless you want to add something or support them... i'll do same for yours.. hope we have an understanding...

guys easy huh? There's no point creating an unwatchable scene here ok? D understanding above is cool..PEACE

Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their
daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because they are
exceedingly wealthy celebrities for whom
the act of procreation is chiefly an exercise
in branding... or because "Blue Ivy" is a
secret code revealing her membership in an
ancient and all-powerful occult secret
society. Which could it be??
The second one, right? Yes, definitely the
second one. Lo, let us clue you in on the
occult secrets behind the name "Blue Ivy,"
courtesy the well-respected and
authoritative Twitter account "Katt Williams
Parody":
Katt Williams Parody
@KattWiIlliams
I.V.Y. = Illuminati's Very Youngest B.L.U.E.
= Born Living Under Evil. Blue Ivy spelt
backwords (Eulb Yvi) = Latin for "Lucifers
Daughter".
8 Jan 12
Yep, that sounds legit to us. (Global Grind
disagrees: "So GlobalGrind decided to look
up EULB YVI, and to no one's surprise, the
words EULB YVI don't exist in the Latin
language - At ALL." Because the Illuminati
removed them.)
But in case you're not convinced by Katt
Williams Parody, or by the many videos on
YouTube that corroborate the theory,
Huffington Post provides an alternate
explanation
:
Linda Rosenkrankrantz, co-founder of
Nameberry, adds that there was a jazz
singer Ivy (aka Ivie) Anderson who sang
with Duke Ellington. Do Beyonce and Jay-
Z know her?
"Uncertain. But when I heard the name
Blue I did think of Billie Holiday and Lady
Sings the Blues," said Satran.
Yeahhhhhh. I dunno. Think I'm going with
the Illuminati.

LizyL: THE Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) will, next month, commence admission of successful candidates into various tertiary institutions in the country, for the 2012/2013 academic session.

JAMB Registrar and Chief Executive, Professor ‘Dibu Ojerinde, who made this known in Abuja, said relevant stakeholders in the system were currently being mobilised for a policy meeting scheduled for May 21 in Abuja, where a harmonised cut-off point that would kick start admission process for 2012/2013 would emerge.

Professor Ojerinde said this when he received a four-man delegation from the Nigerian Turkish Nile University, led by its Vice Chancellor, Professor Bunyamin Kaptanoglu.

The registrar commended the efforts of the Nigerian Turkish Nile University for the quality of training offered Nigerians, saying it was a marvellous contribution to educational development in the country.

He, however, bemoaned the instability in Nigeria’s tertiary education system, adding that some universities were characterised by restiveness, unstable and disrupted school calendar

does that mean there will be no post-utme?

kindla: pls let me knw if dis post is correct

that is wah i heard over d radio..i ddnt understand wen i heard

I heard it over the radio this morning that as from next month JAMB will start giving qualified jambites their admission letters into their choices of institution. Does that mean there won't be post-utme or something? How true is this?