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Exponental: which do u need
Torchlight or Halogen
Betterstill, change ur lens!

i wonder o iono why some people are just here to be negative critics? U post somfing too i mean. Its a bad thing honestly. Fanks jare Exponental

Gogobiri Lalas: If you approach a girl that doesn't respond, you must respond to a girl that doesn't approach

what are you saying? Explain ursef

bright007: Where is d joke?

ur father

The general overseer of
chelsea ministries int'l inc,
The most venerable
Bishop snr apostle
evangelist roman
akpogiomo a.k.a
Babaolowo, a.k.a olorioko,
a.k.a sign today sack
tomorrow has called for
a three day dry fasting
against wickedness in
high places come
wednesday night.
For we wrestle not
against flesh and blood
(messi, xavi, iniesta et al)
but against principalities
and powers(platini, uefa
and referees).
We declare that every
offside goal, every diving,
every unwanted pk,
every ball no cross line
referee na goal, die by
fayayayayayaya!!!!
We also declare that the
spirit of martin atkinson
shall possess the center
referee IJN...oya egba
adura!!

@pro01 cool one there

@dabrake she isn't responding while talking to her at first approach

@alacrity007 brilliant strategy

@moneyrule by the time u ll try again would you av changed ur body and looks?

@booty4me wah has age got 2 do wiv d issue on ground?

Girls are very funny creaures. It could happen that you (a guy) were just walking on a deserted street and then you spot a girl from afar ahead of you, then u double up your pace and catch up with her. You say ''hi'' no response, ''whatsup', no response. What do you think is the best way to handle the situation? Guys how does this make you feel? Ladies why dyu do dat? Should we call it immaturity on the part of the girl? Share your views...

i honestly forced myself to laugh

@doublecross dont you think the secretary's husband should renounce his infidelity?..lolz

BosS says to SECRETARY:For a week, we
will be travelling abroad, so make
arrangements. SECRETARY makes a call
to her Husband: For a week my boss
and I will be going abroad,so look
after yourself. HUSBAND makes call to
SECRET LOVER: My wife isgoing abroad
for a week, so let's spend the week
together. ... SECRET LOVER makes a call
to a LITTLE BOY whom she is giving
private lessons: I have to work for a
week, so you need not come for class.
LITTLE BOY makes call to his
grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I
don't have classes because my teacher
is busy. Let's spend the week together.
Grandpa ( d BOSS ) makes a call to his
SECRETARY: This week I am spending
time with my grandson. We can't attend
the meeting any longer. SECRETARY
makes a call to her HUSBAND: My boss
has some personal matters to attend to,
so our trip is cancelled.
HUSBAND makes a call to SECRET LOVER:
We cannot spend this week together;
my wife has cancelled hertrip. SECRET
LOVER makes a call to LITTLE BOY whom
she is giving private lessons: This week
we will have classes as usual. LITTLE
BOY makes a call to his grandfather:
Grandpa, my teacher saidthis week I
have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep
you company. Grandpa makes a call to
his secretary: Don't worry,this week we
will attend that meeting, so make
arrangements.
QUESTION -
WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN?

Why shud we laff @ dis? Try somfin else dis is crap

Are we supposed to laff at dis..abeg try anoda thread. Joke section no fit u