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veave:
na wa for you o

missclassy:
If the management will pay me, then I will
If not, nope

lalasticlala:
Dear, I have much more work I'm doing here o.. . It would stall my other works.. Hope you get me..

missclassy:
Dygeasy, you are the cause of this dryness
Let me explain

1) You didn't introduce the participants like you used to do before

2)I don't see the fun if only one person is wooing. Its more fun if its a competition

Please shuffle tomorrows show and put those that have two or more wooers first
And create a new thread, and tell the mods to hang it on the top of romance section

You should also tell the ladies that they should announce the winner with style
Thanks

zicoraads:
I think you didn't put in enough effort into this. As Miss Nairaland, maybe you should have done more in making sure either the audition thread or this one gets to FP. Or better still, you could have told us you won't have the time and pulled out of the organisation. Your effort was not just good enough. I think Dygeasy should have gone with maybe, MizMyColi... her effort in the last Miss Nairaland/Mr. Nairaland made it one of, if not the best ever organised.

Darkrebel666:
Dygeasy

I really think the thread is messed up with unnecessary chats and immature derailing ...
our lines wouldn't even be seen by a first comer...

I advise you to clean it up or create another thread for the wooers ..

e.g ... ireony and her wooers get one thread ..same for the others..Instead of merging.. it would seem more organised and tidier.. cos I ain't feeling this system at all..

bring back sanity

Darkrebel666:
To my dear Farano

Allow me worship you for a minute or two............


* Ever Since I met you in this forum, my ventricles have been tingling rhythmically and my heart's been beating a million times per second. You'd have to make do with the Theatricality I bring cos its seems that's the only medium fit to express myself to this sophos sage and irresistible river goddess. And you must also be cyber and telekinetically gifted cos you got me hypnotised 24/7 online..
I'm two hundred and ninety nine percent sure that you are Morgana la fay and I'm one of your magical experiments that's under your spell.. Another theory is that you are Professor Xavier in a black female's vessel cos ever since I saw you, you have been controlling my mind.... I mean...I watched the Catalans play last week and all I kept seeing was you...I watched some 106 and Park and the Wendy Williams show and all I kept seeing was you... I even decided to take spiritual measures in helping myself by reading the bible and lo and behold...your name appeared in Gothic text in both testaments... I even failed my semester's exam woefully..cos I scribbled your name all over my answer sheet..- and that's something I still don't regret.. And less i forget, I even got a tattoo on my scrotum..and it says - FARANO...

This is not Flattery really..and this is coming from the 'bottom' of my heart and the 'buttocks' of my soul..... and you should be christened 'Aso or Zuma' cos you 'Rock' my world....and those your elegant and god-given curves are 75 times more deadlier than Luis Suarez Incisors, or waving a wooden crucifix in the middle of Mecca, or trying to exchange words with Honourable Patrick.
I thought a 4-4-2 formation would do, but your dazzling smile broke and crippled my defences like a Cesc Fabregas Pass. I even thought I was gonna perish in the drought I was in for eons, till your Angelic presence made it Rain in my mental sky. Cos you are the gospel of beauty, even the atheists believe..and last time Pinocchio called you ugly..- his nose grew thrice...
I hope that Analogy worked..well if didn't then this Is another-...cos if you were Carbondioxide, I would never breathe you out and I hope to faint in a room where you are so I can enjoy that mouth to mouth resuscitation that you'd give.
And since you bear no resemblance to earthlings...the. you could be my alien lover and we would make love in a spaceship..69 in Uranus and after a scrupulous and adventurous exploration of your pusssy, we would go nudde and kiss slowly in the bathroom while taking Meteor showers.
Cos you are that extra meal Oliver Twist never got...and you are the Precious Gold that Havilah never had... And the last time I heard your melodious voice, my pinna had an OOrgasm..Its not like I was born suicidal but if you reject me, I would kill myself like the 47 Ronins. Lol ... I mean..who wouldn't wanna hold you, love you, kiss you...who wouldn't wanna caress this Amazon that got a veteran cruciverbalist puzzled.. Who wouldn't wanna Hug the Optimus and Pokuwaa of nairaland..- A woman in her Prime ...and who dares compare you with a Rainbow when you are more pleasant to the iris than a 2 Chameleons on a colour wheel
This is real and You are the reason I composed this contemporary neophytic poetry that was intricately interwoven by quantum design and of course..before I checked your D.P Nine Market days ago, I had to time travel with Gulliver and the prince of persia to greco-macedanian lands to purchase Photokeplerian Optics cos legend has it that Your Flawless Physical Fabric can't be seen with the nnaked or even a circularized third eye.
And as soon as I saw those Perfect lips of yours, I screamed Eureka ! like Aristotle and instantly morphed into a Cheiloproslitic being..
Pardon my Artistic proficiency and sophistication but you don't expect me to employ the use of simplistic words and adjectives when describing that Priceless Painting in the Madame Toussad or when appraising that Radiant and Finest Jewellery of Rococo Europe and of Carl Fabergé. Plus you really need to start flying baby cos the prints you leave on the lands can drown a killer whale in the daedalien matrix.
And your Seductive hips can make a eunuch have a hard on.. Even your body shape should be known as the sacred geometry. .your bosoms and thorn-like nipple are nothing but aweless perfection.....and they say most pretty girls are dumb bimbos but your comments on nl proves you got deft intelligence and it also makes me Wonder if you had read one-fourth of the Library or Alexandria ... the word on the streets is that studying you earns one the highest professorship
Plus you got the flames...
And MY OH MY !!! How could i forget that you are the Girl on Fire..like District 12 in the Hunger games ...


So many things to say...and so many feelings to express.. I could go on and on but I would end ...by saying-- I love you Farano ...I really do ...


P.S --
*Just Put the 16th and 15th letter of the alphabet together... Once you do that...you would know what to do

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]
Farano...

When I first saw your photograph, girl I got so nervous, I couldn't breath. In that very moment, my heart started beating, no kidding, I just couldn't get you off my mind. So I wrapped myself in my blanket, and pretended it was your arms, and quickly with my everything, I rushed through your post.

A move that changes everything for me.

In your posts my love, I saw a woman with humour. A humble being who's not perfect, but capable of loving. A woman I will want to mother my children.

Girl your sparingly intelligence gripped my heart. And now I know what I want — I want you.

I want to be that single guy that will love you like you deserve.

I want to be your morning sun, the only guy to see you first when you wake up without make up.

I want to be your coffee cup, the only one to kiss your sleepy lips.

I want to be the one to embrace you. The one to heard the sound of our heart and body, beating as one as it resonates against our breath.

They say love comes in different ways my dear, but your beauty my love pierced me in different ways.

Maybe you'd be the girl I will never met. But I don't care for in you I've found love. I don't need to see you to love you, I just need to know you are there behind that keyboard.

So even though I wouldn't ever get to hold you, but for long that I live I'll love you. And no matter what happens today, I'll cherish this day forever.

Love I'm an open book. And only you can define me. My heart is in your arms. Please don't make me bleed.

Let my heart ache less.

Farano, Love Me.

Give me a chance to love you.

Say Yes.[/color]

marieolae:
Why didn't you give a short introduction about the couples?
You know you used to do that before...

Darkrebel666:
just got back from school...

I'm typing .. where's the thread we are dropping it though?

marieolae:
babe!
exactly what i'm thinking
I Miss the old days

AbuMikey:
Ireneony
There is a beautiful world where I can see your face,
It exists only between time and space...
Time shreds space like worn out fashion,
And leaves us desperate for our precious compassion...
Space consumes time without our consent,
And hides the reality that our dreams were once spent...
My love is regained when we meet in between,
And there we can dance again in our dream...
It feels good to be in your arms, to feel the warmth of your touch.
I love to look into your beautiful eyes, to see how much you care.
It feels good to have someone like you, to think about every day.
I love to take long walks with you, to hold your hand every step of the way.
I go to bed each night with the hope of seeing you in my dreams...
I breathe, eat and drink because I live for you...
I care for you and think about you because I love you...


Cc: Dygeasy

Godvilla:
[color=deeppink]Its obvious from time immemorial we were meant to be 2gether, divinely inseperable.
As u can see.... No one was able to step up and challenge our graceful love.
Even the heavens concur to the fact that we are predestined to be 2gether 4 ever.
Ur love is like an ember that keeps my heart warm, ur love flows through my veins and arteries.
Ur pointed nose is like a pearl well carved by God to complement ur beauty.
Youur lips are designed in an unpararelled way ever known to man, so unique, Soft, tender, sweet and succulent.
Sweet is your voice that gracefully echoes out of your mouth like a fountain of water flowing towards the sea to give life to its inhabitants.
Against all odds, OUR love shall be exceptional, one that will be on the lips of many for eterninty. Together, we shall leave our foot-prints in the sands of love.
Cherished by many, admired by all,
a true love worthy of emulation.
Ezibless...... You are a blessing to me!!!


Cc: Degeasy[/color]

ireny:

good but try harder

ireny:
I'm not wowed
pls try harder
I'm very difficult to please

AbuMikey:
Ireneony
There is a beautiful world where I can see your face,
It exists only between time and space...
Time shreds space like worn out fashion,
And leaves us desperate for our precious compassion...
Space consumes time without our consent,
And hides the reality that our dreams were once spent...
My love is regained when we meet in between,
And there we can dance again in our dream...
It feels good to be in your arms, to feel the warmth of your touch.
I love to look into your beautiful eyes, to see how much you care.
It feels good to have someone like you, to think about every day.
I love to take long walks with you, to hold your hand every step of the way.
I go to bed each night with the hope of seeing you in my dreams...
I breathe, eat and drink because I live for you...
I care for you and think about you because I love you...


Cc: Dygeasy

Blackett:
I'm female, dear.

Acekidc4:
TO COCOBERRY..............:

I don't even know how or where to begin,
Maybe because you Captivate my whole Existence.

Maybe because you make me feel like something special, Because you are.

Thoughts of you race through my Mind and burning images of you stay within focus of my Memory.

Cocoberry you are my Darling, you are my sweetest poison, your beauty is moving me crazy.

To make my life really happy,
It takes a "Sweet" and "Lovely" girl like You.

Cocoberry you drive me crazy. I feel as if I were once more a school boy and the Heavens will be joyous and Happy if you will be kind enough to accept one of their sons(ACEKID) as your own.

I await your perfect reply Cocoberry!!!


Cc: Dygeasy

Keketu:
IRENEONY, YOU!!!!
Like a star you came into my life
You filled my heart with joy
You took my pain as if it was yours
You provided me with love that no one could give
me
You gave me a shoulder to cry on
You were my pillar when I was falling
You were my strength when I was weak
With your smile you made my living on earth
worthwhile
With the soft words you whispered in my ear
Made me realize that I was in Love indeed
Without you next to me my life is meaningless
Every day I sit and pray that you will remain as
sweet as you are
And that is why I will always Love you as long as
you let me


tag Dygeasy

zicoraads:
My Dearest Cocoberry,
I woke up today and immediately noticed something very different... the sun was shining very early and that put a smile on my face. Then it dawned on me that today is the day I would finally let off this heavy burden that has been on my heart... today is that day I would finally tell you how much you mean to me.

What I feel for you is genuine and no matter how hard I try, I can't just let it go. I'm falling fast and hard for you and I know what I feel for you will last.

Your picture has become something of an enigma to me. More priceless than the Mona Lisa. It doesn't matter the anger or how bad my day is, one look at your picture and everything seems brighter. I never knew I needed you like a sad song needs a sea of lighters.

I want to hold you and give you warmth when it's cold.
I want to be your one and only
I want to be the one that puts a smile on your face when you've had a bad day at work.
I want to wake up every morning, look at your face and smile.
I want to serve you breakfast in bed when you are too tired to wake up in the morning, especially after a hot, lovely and breathless love making

I want to be yours forever

Just say 'Yes' to me cutieeeeeee