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missclasssy:
How fa
Have you seen my news publication

lol! Yes. I like it. You're good

missclasssy:
Well when you used the word "noted" and use the sad smiley, it directly meant that you wanted to erase her name completely.

I expected you to ask her if her slot could be moved to friday or saturday. Then all you do is alert the other wooers.
That's what dygeasy did in the mens edition

I heard my name

This isn't Georgetown

naijaboiy:
Ontop which competition

The one wey she go organize

This woman is not a blessing to Jonathan at all. Kai!

The musician sang and the crocodile raised its head. Abeg the song na Shoki abi the crocodile wan dance?

Dimples192:
Cc
Dygeasy
Please can you accept this late entry so I can choose between him and ipledge pls pls pls

Okay...

Caracta:
Wait? Why should I wait for him?

Is he Oprah's adopted son or Dangote's cousin?

I'm afraid neither of the two ma'am

Caracta:
*clears throat*

Late as usual.

Dygeasy, what am I supposed to do?

FrancisTony, I see you.

You should be making a choice now but Lagunna1 isn't online now. Let's wait for him for a while

Kachisbarbie:
Hhmmmm.
Dy'g

You're giving this your best shot, unfortunately - it takes two to tango.
The contestants are obviously not so enthusiastic about it. I guess the start up was bland, thus killing their vibe.

Keep doing you, ignore people that want to take us back to the good old days.
Except if they have meaningful contributions.

It still wasn't my fault. I did my own part the normal way I do.


Lol @ good old days

Blackett:
Well, the way I see it, if vjsmiles and ipledge decide to fight for one lady, to spice this _shit up, you have little say about it. . . Seeing that you're not even bubbling with constructive ideas to swerve today away from the fvcking path of boredom yesterday was!

They had their chance to. Now is not the time to do that.

Spice this up? What am I to do, _naked myself begin dey dance on top the thread?

You can't keep criticizing if you're not gonna offer bright ideas yourself. My PM link isn't very far off. You should have used it.

Blackett:
Pair ipledge and vjsmiles to one of those ladies.

The idea of one man wooing and winning is redundant.

I'll rather talk to my mirror.

They don't have to drop any lines. And we can't do an exchange or replacement. One lady will be left and here the ladies don't lose anything. Everything about them remains intact. They always go as they came, only with a man.

NOTES



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FRANCISTONY AND LAGUNNA1 to woo CARACTA
Probably the most silent group. Francistony is unwilling to concede defeat and accept he's never going to land himself a Nairaland babe in his e-life after VictoriousVic won Missterious' heart at his expense in the last edition of this contest. Never say never, he chose to go for the soft spoken Caracta. And Lagunna1 on the other hand, does he need any introductions? I believe not. We all know him, we all know what he's capable of. It's gonna be a rather fiery fiesty challenge for the heart of soft, dove-like Caracta. Lessss watch!



DEKATRON AND GBAGAUNFREAK to woo MHIZIZZY
Dekatron, an oldie who has been here for a while has chosen to woo the pretty Mhizizzy and guess who is challenging him, he calls himself Gbagaunfreak. He should be in a way obsessed with gbagauns right? Nairalanders make una help me make sure you identify any gbagauns in his lines. This evening, for this group, we are all gonna be Gbagaunfreaks.



VJSMILES to woo CHERRYICE
Vjsmiles must be full of smiles by now. At the last munute, your opponent was busted and had his name taken off. Now it's a walkover for you. Go on and flex. Cherryice is for keeps, don't mess up.



D1CK AND CLEVERLAD to woo MZNELLY.
What's to say about these ones? I really want to transcribe the wooer's name to Letter D- One - Calvin Klein and not pronounce it like it seems but then, don't judge a book by its cover, I believe he can successfully install that wow factor in the ever ravishing MzNelly. Cleverlad, would you be clever enough to win MzNelly's heart tonight? That's left to be found out right? I'm sitting really tight.


HARDDON to woo DrAIFY
Nothing much to say here. A doctor who will give any guy a hard-on is being wooed by Harddon. Forget story, make all of us dey get Hard-on dey go na..Who go tire first. Congratulations in advance Mr. Harddon


SUNNICO to woo ELANTRACEEY
Another very silent pair. They have both been quiet in the course of the past few days. It's either Sunnico is a formidable opponent in the hearts of many or Elantraceey is a downright intimidating woman. Either ways make dem hold demself abi?


Ipledge to woo DIMPLES192

Na so this fine fair damsel go take go? Ipledge, there is God ooooo

Nairaland guys una don fvck up! Una no try at all at all
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Only in China do these weird things happen.




Awon baddest dogs!

If you want to laugh away your sorrow,just go to a customary court in Lagos. Too many dumb cases

Blackett:
Done. Hope I have not spoilt your runz. I hate being a cockblocker, you know.

Dimples192:

Trouble!

Blackett:
Lol. For real. I'll regret all these if I found out he missed out on "something" because of this.

Trust me you haven't. I just didn't want her dragged into this.


I'm free like a bird on here.

A proof of my life being more offline than here

Blackett:
...

edit that post too. I took it out already. Thanks.

Blackett:
Now you are making sense. But you aren't there yet.

Did you need an open confession to confirm what I said about ebabsouires? Ruminate on that.

And about the girl you dated, does *** ring a bell?

C'mon bro.

lol! Smh! I knew nothing about Ebabsuoires firsthand. Too many new handles these days so of course I couldn't go by your words alone. Tact is needed. I'd be glad if you'll take my place in these things. You guys deviate from the purpose of the main thread at hand and breathe down the organizer's neck. You're not that bored na

And she wasn't a conventional regular romancelander. Still isn't. I've noted your points and Ebabs-whatever is out. We cool now? And please take out her name in your post. Thanks!

Lol! Blackett!

Now I know who you are.

missclassy:
Thanks
I am having problems with this email
Please resend to this one

minatohinata826@yahoo.com

Thanks. I will.

Blackett:
Everyone has a life. You simply implied those that study and watch events here have no life. That also implies to the over 70 moderators on nairaland who watch and study for the good of the forum.

You should have simply said you have been busy to take note, or you are no longer a regular on romance section as you used to be. There was a time you were a regular, studied and observed everything to the point of dating a girl from the romance section.

Nairaland isn't a life. You have a roper life to lead, and yet, you have a diary on the same nairaland that you update your daily life and dreams to? Gtfoh with your crass reasoning.

I have tried to avoid these things. Una no go let person rest. I won't be a victim in a world I created. Taa!

How else to drive home my point when you were obviously pointing fingers at me for allowing whoever wishes to woo other people do so.

There were no rules on verification of participants. It was free for all and that an account is an alternate account is most probably a figment of discerning through your own discretion. Permit me to call it unfounded and baseless except you have an open confession from the handler of the accounts or you have their IP addresses which you're still holding back.

The best I could do was promise to look into it and do what has to be done to figure that out.

I still maintain I don't study happenings around here. That I used to be active more than I am now makes no difference. The difference is the frequency of my posts. I didn't mean to insult anyone but I can't see the same things that you see on here. There's still someone asking you for evidence and he's probably one of the currently active people.

You dug out that much about me? Good job. Still trying to remember which romance section girl I dated.. Remind me please

ebabsuoires:
@dygeasy I withdraw from this competition
The embarrassment is unbearable

Here, March 02 2015. This doesn't seem like a guy.

ebabsuoires:
Hey everyone, its been 2 weeks since my boyfriend broke up with me.
I can still remember the look on his face as he stared blankly at me. His eyes gazing deep into mine as he said those words to me
"I don't love you anymore"

I cried for days, went fasting for hours just because of the breakup. And just 2 days ago, I saw him with his new girlfriend. She is beautiful yes, but was that enough reason for him to just leave me?
The truth is I hate this woman so much that I can't control it.
We both work in the same firm and anytime I come to work I just can't stand seeing her

Please what should I do to her or say to her. Should I confront her or should I just leave her?

You're a motherfvcking confusionist.

That alone is enough grounds for disqualification. I care not if you're someone else's alt account. You can't keep confusing us with your gender.

Have a good day.

ebabsuoires:
@dygeasy I withdraw from this competition
The embarrassment is unbearable

lol! You for wait make I open your yansh na

Blackett:
You better do.

When ebabsouires signed up, it was signed up as (f). Everyone knew that.
it harrassed everyone on all threads it entered.

Today, it changed to (m) to woo cherryice, and you hurriedly accepted? Wtf, dude.

I don't go about studying usernames or watching events here happen. They're too petty for me. Nairaland isn't a life. I have a proper life to lead.

I'll look into that as promised.

Blackett:
Dygeasy. It'll be the greatest sham if you allow cleverlad and ebabsouires partake in this. This should be for active members in the first place. Any goat can create a moniker and be allowed to partake? Wtf is up with that? If those two(same person) are allowed, I'll lose all credibility for you and your ability to conduct anything fair on nairaland.

I'll look into it.

Thank you.