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Health › Re: Man Who Chopped Off Own Penis, Had It Reattached, And Still Has Erections by dynicks(m): 2:02pm On Aug 24, 2021
What must be must be!!...thy manhood lives on!! ...Thy man is destined to be a man of many heads/ Nations irrespective of how many times he might/would wanna kick against it!!

....oya come collect small tap!!....GREAT MAN!!
....if it were to be in Latin, it would be termed as " PRE-EKI ESTU LIVE ON!!

Crime › Re: Police Uncover 3 Human Heads In Fridge Of Sports Commentator (graphic Photos) by dynicks(m): 3:06pm On Aug 23, 2021
You don't have to look too far to notice the devil rightly present before our eyes!!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Neighbours Call Fire Brigade After Hearing Nigerian Shout 'Holy Fire' In London by dynicks(m): 1:15pm On Aug 23, 2021
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NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
The next word that would protrude outta your mouth better be words of wisdom else, u see this fist wey I brandish like this so, no be say na hail I wan hail u....Bros na better punch I dey gather give u so if u just mis-yahn anyhow...

Politics › Re: Operation Hadin Kai: Dozens Of Boko Haram, ISWAP terrorists Killed - MNJTF by dynicks(m): 8:35am On Aug 23, 2021
This sort of news brings joy to my soul whether it's genuine or false!!
Politics › Re: MURIC To FG: Treat Repented Boko-Haram/ISWAP Fighters Like Brothers, Train Them by dynicks(m): 10:39am On Aug 19, 2021
Make I no just talk wetin dey my mind sha!!.....because if I do!!...if I do!!....

Politics › Re: APC Denies Zoning President To South by dynicks(m): 9:27am On Aug 19, 2021
Sarki u wey post the news, come and see ooo!!
Education › Re: Sunday Oladele Dies After YABATECH Certificate Victory by dynicks(m): 9:29pm On Aug 18, 2021
Naija as a whole, suppose undergo serious overhaul...
Politics › Re: Stop imposing "One Nigeria" on Nigerians, allow a referendum - Mailafia by dynicks(m): 12:46pm On Aug 16, 2021
Mikecold:
This man carried all the sense meant for northerners for himself alone

I can see why Abokis don't have sense

One man has too much sense
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Politics › Re: Top 5 Lies About Buhari By Farooq A. Kperogi by dynicks(m): 7:56pm On Aug 14, 2021
Zombies !! Una PRESIDENT GENERAL just Keep breaking records back to back!!...

Science/Technology › Re: This Is Why King Cobra Hates Other Snakes (Video, Photos) by dynicks(m):
Lala coming through with an already prepared delicacy of snake soup then he stumbles yet again into another snake thread....

Amidst tears of joy,Lala be like ...Nairalanders make una Kee me with snakes!! ..Choke me with snakes my hommies.....
....With you guys, I can never go hungry .....it can only be you guys ...oh! How I love you guys!!

Crime › Re: Scores Killed, Many Injured As Youths Clash With Fulanis In Jos by dynicks(m):
The reclaim is gradually spreading ....
If it were to be a movie, it would have been named "THE RETURN OF THE OWNERS""
Romance › Re: World’s Biggest Penis” Owner Says He Envies Other Men Who’re Not Well-endowed by dynicks(m):
You like what u see right?...c'mon girlie don't be shy.....That tool you staring and drooling at is little in size to what av got and I'm willing to share with you if only u would agree to roll and hangout with me...!!....C'mon babe say something....just a positive affirmation from you is all you need to tender and all your desires as regards making your dreams to owning a cucumber god come through shall be granted.........c'mon babe....give me that smile and a head nod!!

Politics › Re: "I Want IPOB To Fail" - Seun Osewa Speaks On Agitation For Biafra by dynicks(m): 1:23pm On Aug 13, 2021
I'm very much disappointed in you Mr seun!!...
Politics › Re: Amir Adamu Rugu, Boko Haram Commander Surrenders by dynicks(m): 6:07pm On Aug 12, 2021
Won't be surprised if this creature is made a local government chairman afterwards!!
Celebrities › Re: Chief Obi Becomes US Citizen (Pictures + Video) by dynicks(m):
onoms4luv:
Congrat for your successful japa and also becoming a citizen of the best country in the world.
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Celebrities › Re: Chief Obi Becomes US Citizen (Pictures + Video) by dynicks(m): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2021
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Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets Faleke Amidst Rumours Of Second Surgery by dynicks(m): 8:54am On Aug 12, 2021
Hushpuppy20:
They should not take pictures of him while sitting... somebody should tell him to stand up
Bros u no go calm down!!? He looks well fit for presidential job when sitted grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets Faleke Amidst Rumours Of Second Surgery by dynicks(m): 10:13pm On Aug 11, 2021
Honestly I don't seem to understand the breed of Nigerians present this time around.....so if this man presents himself to be voted for, some person's would actually vote him in?.....Might be of good intentions but this man is fucking aged!!..he should go rest

See person!! Be like ancient of days!!

Politics › Re: Army Releases 102 Obigbo Residents Detained Since November 2020 (Full List) by dynicks(m): 12:13pm On Aug 11, 2021
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Crime › Re: Man Finds 6ft Snake Curled Up Inside His Toilet After It Started 'Flushing' by dynicks(m): 8:52am On Aug 11, 2021
Lala on sighting the news, couldn't withhold back the "tears of joy" that flowed down his cheek.....

So finally, I go chop snake sauce this week!?...oh! Oh! How av missed that delicacy....thank you my people! Thank you!!

Crime › Re: Ogun College Of Health Staff Arrested For Raping Student (Photo) by dynicks(m): 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2021
Hangmnk:
Hmm Igbos
keep shut!!

Politics › Re: Secondus Remains PDP Chairman, Convention To Hold In October by dynicks(m): 6:19pm On Aug 10, 2021
I see wike making a cross carpet soon!!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Wishes Nigerians A Happy New Year by dynicks(m): 6:10pm On Aug 10, 2021
This one this man is wishing us a happy New year by this period of the year, I am not understanding ooo!!

Is he tryna tell us something?....is the greatest secret this administration has held since about to be revealed?


Abeg we need to scrutinize this very statement of his....I better keep and maintain my distance incase onwe ka ihe diagha si cho'ime Kam nara ha benjo!!..NO BE JUJU BE THAT!!?

Politics › Re: Sulaiman Adamu Leaked Audio: Buhari Should Die, COVID-19 Should Have Killed Him by dynicks(m): 12:53pm On Aug 10, 2021
Lol...this man just invited an ant infested wood into his barn!!....

Buhari's A.I's Malami, Lai Mohammed and a host of them, set to dig up this man's file wherever it is.....and if none is found, they would formulate one!!


The search just begun!.....

Politics › Re: Ortom: FG Goes After Kanu, Igboho, Spares Fulani Bandits by dynicks(m): 12:25pm On Aug 10, 2021
Man with thick solid hairy(hairs wey don turn DADA) balls!!...talk'am as e be no shaking!!....unlike his south eastern counterparts!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Adopts Jordan As Permanent Pilgrimage Destination by dynicks(m): 6:23pm On Aug 09, 2021
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Crime › Re: Inmate, 26, Beats His Sister’s Rapist, 70, To Death In Prison by dynicks(m):
Imagine convicting Abba kyari and placing him in the same cell with Evans the kidnapper.!!

Evans would be like...

welcome aboard my man!!..so na here u finally end your career; wonders shall never end....you wey be say na untop my matter u use shine; take me count scores use boost your status on top chat that year...My man,You see this look wey I dey look u so like this eh; if only u would understand what's to follow it later on.....
Meanwhile hope say u carry bread come?... Oya just locate one corner for the room first rest your head then later we go table your matter....My man my man!!

Politics › Re: Anambra South Traditional Rulers Council Give Maduka Royal Blessings (Pictures) by dynicks(m): 2:54pm On Aug 08, 2021
Some person's got their liquidity straws inside this man's pocket like....

It's now or never!!

Politics › Re: Security Agents Intercept Bus Overloaded With Fulani Heading To Lagos. by dynicks(m): 6:29am On Aug 08, 2021
Amb1045:
Heading to Lagos to do what
una monthly meeting as per family matter something...
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Has Chosen PSG As His Next Club - Bleacher Report by dynicks(m): 8:38pm On Aug 06, 2021
My man ; my man!!

Politics › Re: Saad Abubakar: Nigeria Is In A Bad Situation, Lets Stop Deceiving Ourselves by dynicks(m): 8:32am On Aug 06, 2021
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Politics › Re: Kano Elders Ask Court To Hasten The Exit Of The South-East From Nigeria - SR by dynicks(m): 4:56pm On Aug 05, 2021
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