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CelebritiesRe: Flavour Puts Microphone In His Undies On Stage (photo) by Dyt(f): 11:47am On Oct 25, 2016
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FamilyRe: My Friendship With A 17yrs Old Girl (modified : OUR FIRST kISS @ OFFICE) by Dyt(f): 11:35am On Oct 25, 2016
mylogic111:
i'm also a disciplined and educated man.
You will remember this when she's under your sheet
undecided undecided

Leave her alone ooooo

Onegai and ifyalways
Come and talk to him
angry angry
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 11:30am On Oct 25, 2016
LadyMercedes:
I wouldn't mind. But right now, I'm just trying to lay low, being very careful.
No problem
Nairalanders could be terrible
cheesy cheesy
I know cos I have been with a few
No not few
Some many
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Not pushing
Just holla if you want me rock you to sleep
tongue
FamilyRe: A Frustrated Woman by Dyt(f): 11:22am On Oct 25, 2016
Maaamaaa:
I earn 80,000naira monthly but my firm pays us 50,000naira this year and I did a contribution of 30,000naira earlier this year, so right now I get 20k a month and I use that for my upkeep... My contribution ends this month so by November salary I'll get it 50k and I'll register for my ante-natal then. I'll be four months plus then.

I have no savings for now...

I'll get my baby things from January next year because my EDD is may 2017..
Wow
shocked shocked shocked

The Lord is your strength
CelebritiesRe: Lady Who Has A Crush On Olamide, Begs To Hangout With Him (Pic, Video) by Dyt(f): 11:20am On Oct 25, 2016
sisisioge:
grin grin still o! But I think Cinderella can keep hers.
Maybe we should start the search together
Now gimme full details of what tips your toes
cheesy
TravelRe: White Man's Tweet About Nigeria's Aviation Sector by Dyt(f): 11:18am On Oct 25, 2016
blackpanda:
Mtschhew. Useless wailers can never see anything good in the country. While u are there lamenting over ur laziness, people are getting married, building houses, anambra just attained rice self-sufficiency, but all y'all can do is nag complain and throw insults.

Rubbish!

CelebritiesRe: Lady Who Has A Crush On Olamide, Begs To Hangout With Him (Pic, Video) by Dyt(f): 11:16am On Oct 25, 2016
sisisioge:
Haba! Don't look at her face nau...look at what she wrote. She sounds so sweet. Her crush reminds me of my crush for prince charming too. If not for the love of Love, I would have jumped in the ring with Cinderella... What can I say? I love her too.

By the way, I didn't know olamide's got sexy eyes cheesy
Check his pics with passion
You should know by now how much you praise what you lust/love
cheesy cheesy

Still looking for prince charming?
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 11:07am On Oct 25, 2016
Seal7:
winch. undecided
SalomonKane pls run from her.
Nope
He will stay ooo
CelebritiesRe: Sumbo & David Adeoye Enjoying A Romantic Date In Dubai (Photo) by Dyt(f): 11:06am On Oct 25, 2016
Timbuktou:
Yet, your brain didn't tell you that she and her husband are famous because of Tuface. If she didn't have kids do TuBaba and this dude didn't marry her, would they be known? Are they the only Nigerian couple eating in America? Olodo.
You are such a pathetic fool

Famous cos of tuface?
Now I know I shouldn't have replied you
FamilyRe: How Much Will An Average Family Of 4 Use In Buying Meat For Consumption Monthly? by Dyt(f): 10:35am On Oct 25, 2016
Funjosh:
shocked shocked shocked
You better close before wall gecko crawls in
undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Sumbo & David Adeoye Enjoying A Romantic Date In Dubai (Photo) by Dyt(f): 10:34am On Oct 25, 2016
The MOD that used tuface ex is a big slowpoke
angry angry
RomanceRe: 20-year-old Beautiful Girl Auctions Her Virginity For N126 Million...See Details by Dyt(f): 10:33am On Oct 25, 2016
Arabians meal is here
FamilyRe: How Much Will An Average Family Of 4 Use In Buying Meat For Consumption Monthly? by Dyt(f): 10:30am On Oct 25, 2016
ifyalways:
You get meat for back and front?Like a handful and mouthful? cheesy

.
More than a handful
I am what they call African meal

*adjust boopbs*

cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: How Much Will An Average Family Of 4 Use In Buying Meat For Consumption Monthly? by Dyt(f): 10:22am On Oct 25, 2016
ifyalways:
Email me a picture of you in your constain, pata and hanging on your ceiling fan to start with. cheesy

Abeg Idiyat,leave me alone.
You mean coste?
As in brekoyan?

No plastic own or iron own abi nA clothe own?
I get them ooo

cheesy cheesy
Idi ke

It is Ida
angry
FamilyRe: Ways Of Handling A Stubborn Toddler by Dyt(f): 10:17am On Oct 25, 2016
Mimzyy:
Who are those playing love on my thread angry angry angry
I thought I have stopped derailing threads
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Ways Of Handling A Stubborn Toddler by Dyt(f): 10:16am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
where any and every foolish degenerate and delinquent eye can read but never understand.
Now this is dope

cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

I am keeping this
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 10:14am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
Now this just sound gay. sad

LOL.
Iwolomo
Sha bring it unto moi

Ha ha ha ha ha
FamilyRe: Would You Be Comfortable If Your Mother Inlaw Acts Possesed? by Dyt(f): 10:13am On Oct 25, 2016
Deep sigh
FamilyRe: How Much Will An Average Family Of 4 Use In Buying Meat For Consumption Monthly? by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Oct 25, 2016
ifyalways:
Yes oo. I was chatting with my sugar daddy. $10 per minute cheesy cheesy cheesy The hustle is real.
How can I join?
angry angry
FamilyRe: Ways Of Handling A Stubborn Toddler by Dyt(f): 10:07am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
I teach part-time. Teaching is something I love doing.
Tell me about it
smiley
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 10:07am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
Oh I wouldn't mind splashing that bucket full in you. wink

Beside, it's best appreciated when its given down below. wink grin
I need it for baba
He said he wants it thick
I am sure you can provide that

What if I meet you up at about 3:03am?
FamilyRe: Ways Of Handling A Stubborn Toddler by Dyt(f): 10:01am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
Like I said, I work with kids, and heck, they take people for granted, especially when you show them you can be taken for granted.
Are you a Tisha?
Tisha solomon
FamilyRe: Pls Urgent Help Needed by Dyt(f): 9:55am On Oct 25, 2016
ifyalways:
But who replaced the Opening post with a bible verse? cheesy
He did when he was busted
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 9:53am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
LOL. I hope those kisses are for the man who makes you feel this way? grin
You will just splash a bucket full if I give you on your lips
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 9:52am On Oct 25, 2016
LadyMercedes:
Thanks a lot for your kind words. They mean a lot at this point. smiley smiley

Someday, you'll see the tattoos. grin
All that you need now is close the chapter
It don't worth you thinking about
Its hard but as a strong lady you are over it already
Definitely not the first but could be the most painful
But hey pretty
You can shake it off
Weekend is here already
Mind a date?
wink

And ignore my attraction to your eyes, lips and tattoos
Just me fooling around
kiss
FamilyRe: A Frustrated Woman by Dyt(f): 9:48am On Oct 25, 2016
Rocktation:
Modified.

Because it's too early....

Lemme just go.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
You go fear vexation
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 9:46am On Oct 25, 2016
Mimzyy:
Too early undecided
My moniker alone gives him attention
cheesy cheesy
So he wanna cuuuuummmmm
FamilyRe: What is the 1 Drug Our Sick World Needs by Dyt(f): 9:45am On Oct 25, 2016
SalomonKane:
LOL. But how come you aren't scared of that male needle that gives pleasure below your loins? grin

Or are you scared of it? LOL. grin
That's no needle
It's sausage
Sweet chocolate melted delicious sausage *licks lips*
Nothing feels better when you are having that of the very man that makes you twitch
Incredibly awesome taste that lingers forever
kiss kiss
FamilyRe: Pls Urgent Help Needed by Dyt(f): 9:42am On Oct 25, 2016
Onegai:
Cannot believe one of his monikers was "Mary Opeyemi". Wonder how many guys he has scammed pretending to be a chick.
Buhahahaha

About 3 or so of those monikers has female attached to it
grin cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: A Frustrated Woman by Dyt(f): 9:40am On Oct 25, 2016
Maaamaaa:
We moved in together because he did not have money for his rent.
He no even get money?
Mehn you are on your own my sister

olagbemi118:
. Anyway, the only solution I can tink of is prayer & patience. That may change his heart.
Permit me to ask you shut the hell up
angry


5minsmadness
FamilyRe: A Frustrated Woman by Dyt(f): 9:37am On Oct 25, 2016
Maaamaaa:
I'm at uyo.

Thank you so much
Don't worry
It will pass

But I only hope you make use of your head that's sitting on your neck sha
Cos this is a serious issue
Forget shame ooo
Cos no so physical abuse dey start
End the damn plan

If he changes in future sha
But this time
Yours and the baby is important


Onegai

Ifyalways

Where's tearoses
FamilyRe: Pls Urgent Help Needed by Dyt(f): 9:31am On Oct 25, 2016
Onegai

LMAO

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