₦airaland Forum

Odunharry:
Victoria island ..

Dyt come rent ur property out o. .
Tenants don show

Ishilove:
Professionals in hymen breakage?

Eleniyan15:
I think dey burnt it...but the leg no burn

why

Onegai:
mylogic111,

Brah, go for it!

C'mon, your britches are itching and instead of opening threads up and down, looking for all sorts of justifications even in the face of general condemnation and the girl's mother frowning upon your friendship with her teenage daughter, just do it. Like Nike.

I mean, I'm currently surrounded by 16 to 25 year olds and we aren't having deep conversations (though I've seen some I'd like to have "deep mature conversations" with ) but you seem to have a knack for it, so go for it!

But before you rush out and get that new set of bedsheets (her tender butt is still used to the scratchy checked bedspreads of her secondary school days), shave your armpits or chest hair (so it doesn't scratch her young skin) and drink burantashi in preparation (most guys in their 30s aren't as vigourous as they would like), do us all a favour, PLEASE:

DON'T CHANGE YOUR MONIKER ANYTIME



So that maybe next year, when her belly is swelling and her family is demanding you act like a responsible fellow, and you find yourself noticing her "bad, evil, wayward personality" (men only notice girls' naughty wickedness when their sins have caught up to them and belle don dey swell)

or

when she finally finds a 25 year old with a bank job who has 5 more years to get his salary upto N150,000 monthly and he knows the lyrics to Tekno's "Pana" song (which you don't as it's mostly 30 year olds hitting the clubs who do), and you find yourself bitter and biting your nails in pained silence

biko, do us all a favour: use your old moniker to come back and update us. We love to be entertained here. Thank you.

sheffyUTD:
Madam. I lost your contact, I would have contacted you to appreciate after everything. Please don't see me as an ingrate being, a lot happened aside my job, but thank God every every is a story now. Adversity make us stronger and better being. Nevertheless, big thank you.

Please say a word to your hubby on my behalf, he's damn fucking matured. I appreciate mature minds, Thumbs up to both of you.

BoboYekini:
I just don't know how people fit get mind dey Bleep pra pra .

Funjosh:

Ishilove:
Yeah right

Ishilove:
It seems sarcasm is lost on you.

The theme of the thread is the unrealistic expectations which some mother-in-laws, and indeed parts of the African society have for women engaged to their sons.

This is why 'perfect' in the title is in quotation marks; it underlines the theme.

kokosari2:
Sister adviser

kokosari2:
Na wa o, see as advice dey flow both realistic and unrealistic ones. The ones that want us stop work and turn sex to full time job, your head dey ther; the ones that want us to turn dick to chewing stick, you are well sighted. I appreciate all for their contributions, your homes and marriages will not hit the rock and the wisdom to manage our homes may God give us.

montezz:
EPP me ask him o.
Dyt coman see

LadyMercedes:
ehn? Wonders shall never cease.

My dear, they're in my past now. Yesterday's news.

LadyMercedes:
Of course you don't, sweetie.

Just get off my case. Thanks!

Maaamaaa:
I also think my mother is biased because of the backlash she'll get from my Dad and also because she endured a bad marriage. I always prayed for a better home than what my mother went through.

Seal7:
before You coman put me in trouble.