₦airaland Forum

Sijo01:
The old man is alive and healthy o. He just spoke with somebody in my presence now. He's not even in London but in Nigeria.

Seun, lalasticlala and co. verify informations before endorsing it by bringing it to the front page. A word is enough.....

Leave them na
That Seun that his head is like kolanut be sitting and watching like a bee

Oshisko

Awi tan
Olohun fe ban betting ati forex
Na your life?
Nkan to ye kori
Koni ri
Afi ko ma wo suuuu bi igbin

johnydon22:
this was your answer " And to your question
Be you Muslim or Christian or atheist
You shall be judged according to your deeds"
I believe you are far more intelligent than i am but i do not really need to be as intelligent as you are to know the above answer doesn't answer the questions.
The above bolded answer of your is best suitable if the question was "On what criteria will people be judged to enter the paradise"
but contrary to that the question was rather "Since Muslim men get wives and wine in heaven as a reward for a well live life, what will the women get?

One of the sections I don't come to
But OP brought me here and I aired my opinion as human not as a Muslim sister

It's no need starting to exchange words
Catwalks outta thread whistling

johnydon22:
Please sir this still isn't the answer to the OP.. here is the OP.. is this how you answer questions?

The answer is right in my post
If you are as intelligent as you seem

analice107:

i like you.

Talk true

johnydon22:
Alright my good sir with deep knowledge, i apologize for the shallow display of knowledge but sir here is the question of the OP.

what are muslim WOMEN promised to get in paradise?

You may do well to answer our curious minds sir

Have you sorted your own self?
Why long Drinking to another

Face your own for everyone will account individually

Aproko looking for ways to start bigotry

Fi ti e sho ti e


And to your question
Be you Muslim or Christian or atheist
You shall be judged according to your deeds

LastMumu:
[color=#000099][font=Georgia] Just like any other job vacancy is this country, I'm sure once this masquerade jobs start rolling out, it will only be given by connection, you will never see the vacancy posted online.
Thank God my grand dad is a big dibia in our village, he will surely keep me posted once any opening is up for grabs. This year shall not pass me by!

Buhahahahahahaha

johnydon22:
Someone asked "what will women get in muslim paradise" then muslim women came and instead of addressing the question started singing.

"i am a muslim, pure in heart worship the creator not a terrorist"

who dah Bleep asked you that?

Like seriously those posts pissed me off big time... Simple question and they go pull out irrelevant mesh of unasked nonsense from no where..

Your depth of knowledge is so shallow
Hian

As an individual
You I mean
What are you promised?

Its high time we stop these religious bigotry and think of yourself

TS2:
Fagg!

You too

His black manly look

Faints

Nice make up sha
The artist tried

SubtleFRED:
Nothing.



I'd just sit at home while people will die in that school

Well
I think we all need grow up

Godmother:
Nigerian policeman arrested a man for urinating in a public place marked, 'DO NOT URINATE HERE. PENALTY IS #500.' The offender duly produced a #1000 note and asked for change. Policeman replied 'urinate again o, I no get change.'

When you start collecting the salary
Is it not from it you will want to save to pursue the MSC in future?

I wish I was this intelligent during my uni days

What do you as human promised when you are devoted to your creator?

I am a muslin and I am so ignorant of do many things to the extent of not believing our creator, mine creator said 72 virgins for my Muslim brothers
Like I said
I dunno nothing

I am a Muslim
A proud one
Devoted to my creator
My God
I am a believer who believes here on earth I will be happy and much more happier when I am no more

I am not your regular hijabian
Not your regular Muslim chic you see out there
But I can touch my chest and tell you my heart is pure to me
I represent Islam of peace
Religion of accommodation
A vouch for sincerity and a true virtue of the Islam you never know

Thank you
And a round of applause for me pls

MetaHuman:
Stupid bayern


Mancity vs athletico final.

Your head dey dia
Chop knuckle

City be killing it like wizzy
Yeah yeah
Yagga

Eating mouth

Mio kuku wo fidio ohun na

That pic?
Whew
Bone

Sorry
Not hating but y'all need add some flesh
A size 8 is moderate pls

Igba wo loni ban NL

Oshisko ten kobo

How come the cussing ones are not here yet
I mean the ones that will send Op home

Fowolero

*shouting*

I WANT
I WANT OOO
EHN EHN
I WANT NOW OOOO

SirVintageCock:
Start puncturing holes in his pocket till he begs you to dust your CV.
Quadruple every financial request you make to him.
Get that guy broke while you save the proceeds so that he will understand why you have to work.
Provoke your neighbours to insult and cajole you in his presence for being a redundant out of fashion housewife who knows only how to spend frivolously.
Get you sisters in laws and mumsy in law angry enough to blast you in your husband presence for being unproductive.
Make it real.
Boast to your friends how generous your husband is and do no hesitate to help them without the asking.
Cooking with ice fish should be a taboo...chicken..life chicken and turkey not frozen.
Am I clear here
Let's proceed
Show disinterest in anything called a career , further study or job, it is all about the latest designer clots, kiddies toys, children shoes and all whatnot.
My wife do not own any pair of Jimmy Choo or the other red bottom shoes wetin be the name sef loubotin or whatever..buy it with his ATM cards.

This is plan A , plan B is loading

You are smart
I like you
What's your name?

*shouts like akpororo on stage*
HAPPY FOR WHAT?

marbee:
I am even questioning the legitimacy of the story myself, so the kids are wise enough to look for their mother in such a way eh?who gave them the fliers?

Bloggers na
You know trust them
Hehehe

ULSHERLAN:
U be Usain Bolt?


Abeg don't brk what's left of my heart fa

I will unbreak it jor

Project400:
No, ma. Societal perceptions have no direct or indirect impact on me.

Obviously

You inclusive?

ULSHERLAN:
Awww

You know i love you too. Thought about you yesterday

I can't ever be forgotten
Hehehehe

You advice make i go chase Ahmed Musa?

montezz:
Chai!