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Jokes EtcRe: What Dreams Can Do Lolz by Dyt(f): 6:44pm On Sep 10, 2015
Heard and seen this before but it cracks me up each time I hear/see it
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: September: Sickle Cell Awareness Month by Dyt(f): 4:06pm On Sep 09, 2015
jossy26:
know your genotype before tieing the knots, i love you is never enough, get tested more than twice to be sure of your right genotype, some testing centers may give a wrong result so you have to be doubly sure, carriers are surviving more these days though cos of awareness but theres no point allowing your unborn kids to go through the pains of rheumatism etc etc.

God bless
EducationRe: An OAU Student's Project On Defeathering A Chicken. This Is An Awesome Invention by Dyt(f): 11:28am On Sep 06, 2015
That's so cool
Kudos
Jokes EtcRe: When The Kids Start Coming: Before And After (PICS ILLUSTRATED) by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Sep 06, 2015
Deep sigh
Daya I want to poopoo at 2am
Daya ihaf finish, wait oo *he laughs*
Itiyabe tan
Shouts
Daya ihaf finish
Gets up angrily washes bumbum
Puts him on bed
Daya I want to eat butter and bread
Daya I dot want
Daya gimme cocopops
Daya oooooooo
Daya I want to weewee
Me shouts lay down there and close close your eyes
Daya sorry
Sorry you hear
I SAY LAY DOWN AND CLOSE YOUR EYES
and before I know it, its already 6am
Gotta pray and get ready for work
Get to work and start feeling sleepy

Daya this
Daya that
Daya oooo

He even chooses for me
I want to poo
Let's go toiley I dot want potty

My 3 yr old son is hmmmmmmm
Very sweet
I should use the very sweet
I need him to go on 2days holiday
Deeeeep sigh
FamilyRe: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by Dyt(f): 10:57pm On Sep 01, 2015
kaboninc:
You? Dyt? You know how to look for trouble....especially mine wherever it is I kept it

cheesy
Hammmmeeerrrrr
FamilyRe: Things You May Not Know About Divorce by Dyt(f): 11:59am On Aug 30, 2015
That your number 7 sha
And your 8 undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Actors Who Combine Acting With Lecturing Jobs (Photos) by Dyt(f): 9:10am On Aug 28, 2015
Doyin Hassan failed me in my final year which resulted to an extra year
Just that course
He took me from 200L and not for once did I ever have problems with his courses
Even when he gave presentation in class, given others like 10mins, this man barely gave me 5mins
angry angry
FamilyRe: How To Control Stuttering by Dyt(f): 9:43pm On Aug 26, 2015
I have a thing for stutters sha
AutosRe: Fraudulent Activities Of Inspired Autos - Update by Dyt(f): 9:17pm On Aug 26, 2015
Pishaun
It haf happen
Much echo chef he che

Iyen pe ole ni buroda inspaya
Mogbe modaran
Oruko ti we Google
grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: See What I Caught Beside My House by Dyt(f): 10:18am On Aug 25, 2015
Una come resemble

*runs away*
FamilyRe: Life's Most Valuable Lessons by Dyt(f): 8:48pm On Aug 24, 2015
I have also learnt to be thankful whatever situation you find yourself
I mean whatever cos someone else is going through worse.


#greatfulheart
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 100 Job Seekers March To Alausa In Protest Of No Job (Photos) by Dyt(f): 6:58pm On Aug 21, 2015
The only one they will see is the leader and trust me after he/she gets a job from this campaign
The rest are on their own ooo
EventsRe: Wedding & Turbaning Ceremony Of A Nairalander (photos) by Dyt(f): 7:02pm On Aug 20, 2015
And the first pic has to be your car
Is that your bride?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts Belly In A Towel.. But Please Where Is The Six Packs Na? (photo) by Dyt(f): 5:06pm On Aug 15, 2015
Stephansmily:
Where is the eggplant?
Sabrwahaqqo:
He kept it inside cos the sun fit melt am.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by Dyt(f): 10:36am On Aug 15, 2015
fuckerholic:
Hmm Dyt,you make a lot of sense here ooh..na wa oo so you are this humane ?..anyway I love you
Lmao
You must think I am terrible
grin grin
FamilyRe: This Pic Really Touched Me: Find A Caption For It. by Dyt(f): 10:48pm On Aug 07, 2015
I actually did shed a tear
God please listen to the prayers in my heart
CultureRe: Olori Sekinat-Elegushi Wife Of Oba Of Ikate Land [photos] by Dyt(f): 11:20pm On Aug 06, 2015
She's indeed a Queen
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by Dyt(f): 11:16pm On Aug 06, 2015
Dorrobucci:
.

Sponsor you @ 34yrs ? huh
I am not yet 34
angry
And does age have anything to do with studying?
Where's that hammer when you need one
FamilyRe: (photo)reason Why Some Females Will Forever Remain Single by Dyt(f): 11:10pm On Aug 06, 2015
Is it not what he asked?
undecided undecided

There's actually nothing wrong in teaching too
He should manage it
Mr cornbread
grin grin
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by Dyt(f): 11:06pm On Aug 06, 2015
Cutehector:
cmon, u r already working na... What do u need scholarship for.. I guess dat nairalander wants to sponsor someone through high school or smth
Working don't mean I have the money to help myself thru school and how are you sure I won't be helping someone too? wink
But seriously and sincerely I mean it
He could save a life thru me

Abeg I no wan hijack the thread
Bai bai
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by Dyt(f): 10:57pm On Aug 06, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao. Ur kiddn ryt?
Why you after me?

Pls I am serious oo
I need sponsor so I can sponsor another
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by Dyt(f): 10:43pm On Aug 06, 2015
tripplephi:
I REALLY WANT TO SPONSOR SOMEONE TO GO TO SCHOOL, BUT FINDING A SINCERE HONEST PERSON IS HARD
Please sponsor me
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 9:25am On Aug 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
even kukumba sef grin



you want? grin
Cucumber?
grin grin grin

No thanks
I am changed
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 9:08am On Aug 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
you nor know wink


like uhmmm ouchh haa wink
Are you biting apple?
grin grin
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 8:57am On Aug 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
dirtyy abi dirt you no go carry waka.abi which one be this early morning famzing.ok you want to know how I had wura and I will tell you.


I spread my laps and had a good Bleep, I took in, carried her every where I went for 9months and when my water broke I spread my legs for the mid wives,5hours in the labour room to have her.


Any more questions? Abi you want to know the style. Oni rada rada
How do you do your mouth when you say these things you wrote?
I bet the expression on your face is like that of a fruit horse bat
grin grin
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 6:55am On Aug 06, 2015
SAMBARRY:
go and do pregnancy test for her. Ode!
It is now I know you don't have anything in your skull
The pretty cococandy laughed over it and you taking it like your life will end if you laugh
So pathetic
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 9:24pm On Aug 05, 2015
cococandy:
dizzy. Hmm
I know that feeling.

Someone's got a bun in the oven lipsrsealed

Tell me I'm wrong.
Deep sigh
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 9:17pm On Aug 05, 2015
cococandy:
I've been around my dear.

You're the absent one.
I must have been dizzy lately
grin grin
FamilyRe: How Can I Make My Wife Crave For Sex With Me? by Dyt(f): 8:52pm On Aug 05, 2015
Sambarry
Come and come and give tips how you did and got Wura ooo

I haven't been seeing cococandy
Abi its me that's not active ni
Is she preggy?
Sambarry?
FamilyRe: Could This Be Love ? by Dyt(f): 5:34pm On Aug 05, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Dyt you're talking nonsense. A male doctor who has access to see a woman's vagina is doing so as a professional under strict ethics and codes of his medical profession or gets his license seized if he does anything that violates the principles or taking advantage of his position to do whatever. At that point he is treating a patient and nothing more undecided


so you are comparing the incomparable
Emabinu ma
Minisebe mo
Wetin small pikin like me no
Am I even married to interfare in peoples home
I will follow your steps from now
Please teach me how not to write nonsense

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