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FamilyRe: Could This Be Love ? by Dyt(f): 9:32am On Aug 05, 2015
thorpido:
What do you mean by show a doctor a random man the body?Did the doctor invite her into the office for porn?
Sorry please

MarvellousGod:
How does sending unclad pictures strengthen relationships and fill voids?? So seeing the pics, he'll be satisfied? I see it more as a way of even increasing his 'conji' which may push him into masturbation or even cheating. .
For me, it's the real thing or nothing. . I can't pick up my phone and start snapping my private parts embarassed embarassed
I am sorry ma

But I have asked her to send
I just gave my own opinion
It doesn't have to make sense to everyone
FamilyRe: Three Powerful Prayers That Could Turn Your Husband Back To God. by Dyt(f): 9:30am On Aug 05, 2015
DollyParton1:
While u are starving all in the name of dry fasting, make sure you make him full english breakfast in the morning. Pack some real swallow food for luch for him and make sure there is a sumptuous dinner waiting for him after a hard day of cheating.

And at night, make sure to wear red lacy pants and a sexy lingerie.
I will not only make him sumptuous cooked meal
I will give him Uncooked meal with assorted flavours
Wear costumes
Pole dancing
Infact ehn


My sacarsim is crazy
grin
FamilyRe: Three Powerful Prayers That Could Turn Your Husband Back To God. by Dyt(f): 10:53pm On Aug 04, 2015
DollyParton1:
Lol.... it must be familiar spirits at work.
The enemies wants to destroy their homes.
Dont you know husband are scarce for market.
When people like Genevieve Nnaji and Rita Dominic are husband less. You dont want them to pray and fire for their cheating spouse.
Yes
We must call out holy ghost fire to consume
They shall fall
They must die
In my deep voice
Die
Die
Fall down and die
Fire
Fire
Consume
I am starting a 21 day dry fasting
FamilyRe: . by Dyt(f): 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2015
SAMBARRY:
ahannn kilode.if na so them train you you nor go dey shit for body even as an adult


op no mind this one o jare.the mistakes you made was starting late. You should have started at age one at most 2 however it is still redeemable. Yell at her lovingly anytime she defecate on her diapers and buy a pack of sweet, tell her you will give her one of this if she defecate in the potty

Another way is to tell her that anytime she wants to pupu she should call you and say mummy pupu then bring out her potty. If she successfully drfecat in her potty clean her up, clap for her and let her know she did the right thing then reward her with one sweet. Slowly and steadily she'll getused to potty
Woman
Are you on heat?
FamilyRe: Three Powerful Prayers That Could Turn Your Husband Back To God. by Dyt(f): 10:41pm On Aug 04, 2015
bukatyne:
Hahahaha!

You know, these men know exactly What they are doing.
Know me
They don't oo
Have you forgotten they are babies and we will do everything for them even guiding
So the best way to do is prayer

Oya my sis
Prayer
We go mountain
FamilyRe: Three Powerful Prayers That Could Turn Your Husband Back To God. by Dyt(f): 10:03pm On Aug 04, 2015
bukatyne:
Lols

Nairaland will not kill me.

I am sure the men were jazzed
Yes na
That's why the demon needs to be casted out

The prayers will prepare their minds bodies and souls
They won't think of another woman, it will be just the wife
As much as she prays, it keeps him away from cheating
More like the more the prayer, the no chance of cheating

Pls sis
Let's pray together
Hold my hands
We should also do 7days dry fasting
Solely on husband not to cheat

Oshisko repete
FamilyRe: Three Powerful Prayers That Could Turn Your Husband Back To God. by Dyt(f): 9:38pm On Aug 04, 2015
Awon abokoku
Shey after I had a really long day working/traffic/cooking and attending to the kids so the time I am supposed use to sleep and snor I will be using to cast fire
Iyen na de make sense oo

Oya fire
Thunder
Strike
FamilyRe: Could This Be Love ? by Dyt(f): 9:29pm On Aug 04, 2015
But you can show your doctor, a random man without complaints?
undecided

I haven't said you should show him and same time didn't mean you shouldn't show

I am a bit of the sexist and I please my man. Well its Dyt and not you. It strengthens long distance marriage and fills some loops
BTW una no get Skype/viber?
FamilyRe: . by Dyt(f): 9:24pm On Aug 04, 2015
Whenever she stands up and dirtied herself afterwards
Give her two hot iladis with a stern face
Don't do that again
Sit on the potty
angry angry

She will learn in 3 days

Sorry I am a bit harsh
undecided
FamilyRe: How To Divulge Your Weaknesses Or Dark Side/Past To Your Partner. by Dyt(f): 11:27am On Jul 31, 2015
Lero15:
Proof? undecided
Let your imagination be the judge
kiss wink
FamilyRe: Addresing Hubby's Toilet Manners! by Dyt(f): 9:16pm On Jul 26, 2015
Ewuro4:
2. He loves dodo like no tomorrow and mostly uses the deep fryer. You know that basket ? Yes. He ALWAYS shakes it , takes the whole basket out of the oil pail shocked and turn it upside down to retrieve his dodo. Leaving all the counter top/stove top oily. He's yet to stop. I don't think he ever will.

Check that. grin

OP Chillax and pick your battles dear. Marriage is one interesting institution. grin
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Our Colleague Was Left By Her Fiance Cos She Eats Too Much by Dyt(f): 2:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: 3 Things More Valuable Than Money by Dyt(f): 8:38am On Jul 26, 2015
Nothing beats the joy from within

I learnt money is not all
I have had money
I had become penniless

I have so realised money doesn't give you all that
Yes its a necessity
We all love money
Ofcus I do
But with my little life experience, money is not it all for me
FamilyRe: I Witnessed A Child Delivery Tonight by Dyt(f): 9:06pm On Jul 25, 2015
Did I read over hyped?
Dude
I remember what I went through every time I see a preggy lady
That shiiit is not a joke
I will massacre anyone that hurts my child
FashionRe: End Time Pants: Would You Rock This? by Dyt(f): 9:15pm On Jul 23, 2015
pickabeau1:
@Dyt


Okido....i be gentle guy oo
U wan kee person

Sprays holy water
Yimu
FashionRe: End Time Pants: Would You Rock This? by Dyt(f): 9:12pm On Jul 23, 2015
pickabeau1:
Awusu Bilahi shocked shocked shocked
I comment my reserve
Yeye you
Unquote me biko
Before my man uses gun to finish me
FashionRe: End Time Pants: Would You Rock This? by Dyt(f): 9:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
pickabeau1:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Meanwhile this is recycled and stale undecided
Ehn na
You won't talk
Be it stale or recycled or cycled


cry shocked cool huh embarassed tongue cheesy
FashionRe: Tall.shot.fat.slim. what your style? by Dyt(f): 8:56pm On Jul 23, 2015
Plus sized
kiss
FashionRe: Photo: Could This Be What MFM Usually Refer To As EVIL LOAD? by Dyt(f): 8:47pm On Jul 23, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FashionRe: End Time Pants: Would You Rock This? by Dyt(f): 8:46pm On Jul 23, 2015
Not all ladies can wear
How do you expect a size 18 to look in it
grin grin

I know things like this tickles pickabeau1 tongue
FashionRe: Check Out This New Gladiator Boots By A Nigerian by Dyt(f): 8:42pm On Jul 23, 2015
I want ooo
FamilyRe: How Many Nairalanders Are In Your Family? by Dyt(f): 7:52pm On Jul 23, 2015
pickabeau1:
look u... tongue
I greet you
Not been seeing you around
You busy chasing softwares?
wink cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: How Many Nairalanders Are In Your Family? by Dyt(f): 6:55pm On Jul 23, 2015
pickabeau1:
At first I thought I saw shadowstripper grin
Smh
CrimeRe: Man Snatches Friend’s Wife, 5 Children by Dyt(f): 3:47pm On Jul 23, 2015
Real life movie
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: October Born Lets Meet Here by Dyt(f): 3:40pm On Jul 23, 2015
Representing my lil man
Oct 21
FamilyRe: Photo News: 9 Girls Who Sold Their Virginity To Strangers For Whopping Amounts by Dyt(f): 3:34pm On Jul 23, 2015
Arab money
They love white cars
They can kill for fresh thing
grin grin
BusinessRe: PHOTO: NNPC Doesn't Sell Fuel Into Kegs; See What Man Does by Dyt(f): 2:55pm On Jul 23, 2015
Hehehehe
Funny
Jokes EtcRe: PHOTO: Admit It, You Are Guilty Of This. by Dyt(f): 2:19pm On Jul 23, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: Late Night Dinner Worsens Belly Fat by Dyt(f): 1:47pm On Jul 23, 2015
Very true oooo
FamilyRe: My Happiest Moments In Marriage by Dyt(f): 1:19pm On Jul 23, 2015
You can't pick one
Cos each happens and you think its the happiest
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Lied To Me; She Is A Single Mum... by Dyt(f): 1:16pm On Jul 23, 2015
Awwwww
cry cry cry

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