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CelebritiesRe: Kcee Misses His Flight In South Africa (photos) by Dyt(f): 11:05am On Sep 29, 2015
Wait oo
Is that over 3k likes I am seeing for someone sating he missed his flight?
Well I am Bush dunno how the instagram works
undecided undecided
FamilyRe: My kind of mother Inlaw! by Dyt(f): 8:41am On Sep 28, 2015
I couldn't say what exactly came to my MILs mind when she looked at me carrying my son and said
Now you have a son
You will know what it feels like when he's grown and marries
So if you say I am bad, you will see it all for yourself
I was with her for 6 weeks after birth
My mum comes visiting
I rem when his cord went off
Mum being traditional went to buy lantern and all
When my sweet MIL came
She started to shout
I will throw this rubbish away
She can't come to my house to be dictating for me
Throw this thing away or I throw it through the door

Well I I did was just quiet and rem the things she said to me when I carried my boy
Now you have a son
You will know what it feels when married
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


I am the most accommodating and nice woman any man would have as a wife
Yes I nag
Only when jealous and Hot
I have my faults
But not in anyway will I make another woman feel terrible
Situations like this comes with mummy's boys
But there are mummy's girls
I am one just that she taught me independence, love, acceptance and above all a fighter and a believer.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Dyt(f): 11:57pm On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
Lol enjoy, fakers on the loose. grin grin
Ore mi Dyt come and see ooo.
Chai
She didn't do well by deactivating ooo
Wait oo
Was she same person as mzmariah?
The hermputhzer that got a virgin boo?
If she's same as mzmariah then
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Weds First Lady He Ever Dm'ed On Twitter (photos) by Dyt(f): 3:51pm On Sep 27, 2015
eipreel:
Modified: didn't know this would get to fp embarassed nawa o easy with the pms na dem no dey follow una play again huh cry
ROTFLMAO
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by Dyt(f): 1:13pm On Sep 27, 2015
ayobase:
I am good Mama.
I dey where u abandoned me.

Gez u r enjoying ur day.

Oko Obirin kan ni.
Hehehe
Yes I know
Omo Obirin kan soso
TV/MoviesRe: List Of AMAA 2015 Winners by Dyt(f): 10:40am On Sep 27, 2015
Dunno if its only me that has a dead humour
30 days in Atlanta funny?
Maybe I expected too much
Overrated
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Baddo Uploaded The Pics Of his Family (pics) by Dyt(f): 9:57am On Sep 27, 2015
efilefun:
People that dont know anything yet they argue heaven and hell on NL like they know it all, someone even said that's yung john and not lil kesh...lmao.. That pic was with oba elegushi's family and not his own family.
They dunno nothing
cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: See The Sexy Photo Toolz Shared Last Night That Left Her Fans Panting For Breath by Dyt(f): 9:41am On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
So the BF is blessed cos of boobs and butt? Smh.
grin cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Baddo Uploaded The Pics Of his Family (pics) by Dyt(f): 9:23am On Sep 27, 2015
Is that not elegushi queen?
FamilyRe: If You Have Supernatural Powers What Will You Do With It by Dyt(f): 9:02am On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
Pele.
cry cry cry cry
FamilyRe: If You Have Supernatural Powers What Will You Do With It by Dyt(f): 8:41am On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
Lol and u no chase am? grin grin grin
I was asleep na
Woke up and it was gone
FamilyRe: If You Have Supernatural Powers What Will You Do With It by Dyt(f): 8:37am On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
Chei sweery me why na??
It ran away
FamilyRe: If You Have Supernatural Powers What Will You Do With It by Dyt(f): 8:30am On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
U don chop ya sallah meat alone na. embarassed
I no keee ram ooo
cry cry
HealthRe: Nhis(national Health Insurance Scheme) by Dyt(f): 7:58am On Sep 27, 2015
On it
EducationRe: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by Dyt(f): 7:18am On Sep 27, 2015
ayobase:
na ph.d u wan go do. lolz
Bobomi
Oko Obirin
Trust you good
FamilyRe: If You Have Supernatural Powers What Will You Do With It by Dyt(f): 7:17am On Sep 27, 2015
Mrs0J:
Ore, bawo?
I dey omoge
kiss
FamilyRe: If You Have Supernatural Powers What Will You Do With It by Dyt(f): 6:46pm On Sep 26, 2015
Hehehehe
Wait let me have it first
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester City (4 - 1) On 26th September 2015 by Dyt(f): 2:26pm On Sep 26, 2015
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I am pissed
angry angry
FamilyRe: Checkout This Adorable Photos Of Sleeping Twins. by Dyt(f): 10:11am On Sep 26, 2015
I want
My next Insha Allah
PetsRe: No Parrot Owners Here? by Dyt(f): 8:46am On Sep 26, 2015
dwayni:
They're cute until it says "hello bittches" at your guests. True story
This is hilarious



I want one
Badly
CareerRe: Nollywood Actress Releases New Photos by Dyt(f): 9:09pm On Sep 25, 2015
Na wa oo
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed huh
FamilyRe: Guys, Can You Get Married To A Lady From A Broken Home?(separated Or Divorced). by Dyt(f): 8:05pm On Sep 25, 2015
Ewuro4:
I think It's a lost battle but good luck to you sha grin

Rankadede to you too dearie. How's my Knight doing? I have to book that lil dude for my youngest oh. grin

Na life jare. I'm in another phase of parenting so I musto diss NL & keep my 4 eyes on the subjects grin

Hope you're good too?
Wow
Congrats lopolopo
Make me sef close eye sharp sharp
Otin peju ooo

I am jealous
Pls take good care of the princess to be a queen in my abode
Bless you momma
FamilyRe: Guys, Can You Get Married To A Lady From A Broken Home?(separated Or Divorced). by Dyt(f): 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2015
Ewuro4:
For where?
So they can't grow again?
grin grin grin

Madam sexy been a while
Trust you good
FamilyRe: My Labour Experience. by Dyt(f): 7:53pm On Sep 25, 2015
5minsmadness:
*spills vodka
Bwahahahhahahahahahahaha grin grin grin
It was true oo
I couldn't see
The pain was ehn
cheesy cheesy

Acidosis:
Ole (lazy) grin grin
Don't worry na
Your wife will tell tale

cheesy cheesy cheesy
CareerRe: Hauwa Mohammed: Muslim Vlogger & The Original Igbo Girl (pictured) by Dyt(f): 4:42pm On Sep 25, 2015
Well
I also have an original business woman
A NLer
Full of life
She loves to make money
She sits and all she thinks is business
A proudly business woman

I think NLers knows her handle to be Sissie
But I call her the money maker
cheesy cheesy
Sissie natural
All kinds of natural products
Glowing skin
Hair growth
Stretch marks
Weight loss
You won't be disappointed
FamilyRe: My Labour Experience. by Dyt(f): 3:39pm On Sep 25, 2015
graciousolo:
Aunty Do Something cheesy
Lmao
I hope my name won't change to do something here oo
cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: My Labour Experience. by Dyt(f): 3:13pm On Sep 25, 2015
lilmax:
grin
graciousolo:
You gat me ROTFL actually on the cushion
I was misyarning
grin grin grin
Doc said what do I need do again
Its already there
FamilyRe: Can A Man With Ac Genotype Marry A Woman With As Genotype by Dyt(f): 3:08pm On Sep 25, 2015
xtboat:
Afternoon guys,please help me solve this problem of genotype issue,the guy im about to marry is SS and i tested AC.please should i still carry on with this marriage or break up....please i dont want jokes but real answers
shocked shocked
I can't believe someone is asking this
Cut off the damn thing
What?
Seriously?
angry angry
FamilyRe: This Man Met One Of The Coolest Women In Nigeria by Dyt(f): 3:01pm On Sep 25, 2015
Lawd forgive the devil in me that day
Battling eyelashes
FamilyRe: My Labour Experience. by Dyt(f): 2:58pm On Sep 25, 2015
They still call me DO SOMETHING
All the time I was there after birth
I was squirting
Found the fluid flowing
grin grin grin
My labor was drama
Doc do something
I can't see again
I won't do it again oooo
Nooooooo
Never
Doctor oo
Otijabo ooooo
GamingRe: How I Learnt Driving With Asphalt 8 - PICS by Dyt(f): 2:01pm On Sep 25, 2015
Souljaboi1:
Bad belle. lipsrsealed
Well
GamingRe: How I Learnt Driving With Asphalt 8 - PICS by Dyt(f): 12:41pm On Sep 25, 2015
Ok
We know you use passport
Shior

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