₦airaland Forum

OkikiOluwa1:
Nwa baby, thought you are employed!
Can you do PA in my ministry?

Which ministry u get?

Wetin consain tinubu/obj?
Politics is getting really interesting

midolian:
NO, BLOW WON'T DO MUCH....JUST 1 BULLET (in rango's voice)

Make he no calm down
By the time he gets just one blow in his belly
He will understand life is sweeter than war

free2ryhme:
you don forget say na under 25 children full nairaland


children wey still sey hustle or pursue woman

Na
U wld be amazed that GMB got a PA here
Even the outgoing President got his too
NL is a land of many
Luck might just shine on me

I suspect SA
If he doesn't prove it, he will be deported
And fast

free2ryhme:
u get mind to carry juju go three junctions for the job

Do I need that when someone here can just ask me bring my CV and resume immediately

Don't underestimate the power of NL

Even if it takes me to turn bot and be dropping on every topic on NL
I don't mind
Make I sha resume for any of those offices


#seriousmode

Ilekeh:
lol

Sis
This is my own pain

If una like curse/beat/rig
Whoever wins
Abeg I dey faind job for govt oo
Foreign affairs/nnpc/nimasa

Pls don't ask me for full meaning
Thanks in advance

Ur point is what now?

I just dey laugh


Whatever y'all sha want to do
Make Nigeria a place for all live
Biko

Na belle make her dey dress decent so?
Then she needs to be carrying Belle

Do me I do u na

DAIL:
d guy u ve been looking 4

Rolls eyes

*sing me Julie*

Gboliwe:
Is Mr Ebenezer tall or short? Fat or thin? Potbellied with big yansh or great Abs? Is Mr Segun literate or semi-literate? What is your religion? Are you hardworking or plain lazy? Are you stingy or generous? Can Mr Ebenezer do domestic chores effortlessly without ego? Are u a pentecostal or white garment christian? Does craze, diabetes, hypertension, cancer or any terminal sickness run in your family? Why is Mr Ebenezer ignoring the many single females in the real world but looking for one on the Internet? What does Mr Ebenezer really want?

ebenezer4o2:
That's why you've to try this,u never can tell if that man in France,Germany or US is waiting foru.

No be only fragerus

If u can't love her for her
Pls leave her

CharlesNneji1:
Oya na, you want to turn me into a pastor before you marry me abi? I dodge you. will just stick to my original former juju worship

Honestly I am not against no religion
I am a Muslim myself
So long u got that fear of God
We do differently but all in one its same God

DAIL:
me

Who u be?

CharlesNneji1:
I liked the good sex part. Heart of gold, awww....i think you will go crazy about my heart when you see it. Its pure gold

Lobatan, whats the meaning. i don see that word too much. It's not english abi?

Means finish
Hehehehe
I forgot to add, I love a religious uptown dude too

What am I standing to gain?

Belle na disease?

Money is just some sort of attraction
Same as when you see a beautiful well endowed lady

Something pushes u to me and me to u
If u got what I want with the first attraction, I stay and if nope, I take my leave
Money is not everything a gal wants

I want money
Attention
Good sex
Great sense of humour
And a heart of gold

If all u can offer is just money, then am sorry
No qualification

Lobatan

That's all u think?
Health pls
Let that come more like first
Check ur compatibility before u start wasting emotions

Ehn ooo
Governor and gimme a job
U hear