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FamilyRe: Please Help : My Husband Can Not Sleep If He Doesn’t Suck womanliness by dytbabe: 12:51am On Dec 07, 2015
BoboYekini:
grin Hahaha Emi ke? I like it, but not soo much.
So broda yekini mon je igbin enirun?
Anti tpia mo gbo
FamilyRe: Snoop & Son: A Dad's Dream by dytbabe: 10:05pm On Dec 06, 2015
I was in love with T.I and Tiny Family hustle
Long time sha

These guys have great family bond
FamilyRe: Please Help : My Husband Can Not Sleep If He Doesn’t Suck womanliness by dytbabe: 9:17pm On Dec 06, 2015
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

Boboyekini
Shey iwo niyen
PoliticsRe: 5 GEJ Ministers That Performed Very Well by dytbabe: 8:47pm On May 24, 2015
angryChinedu Nebo?
angry angry angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Jobs In Abuja At Bilview Energy by dytbabe: 9:06am On May 03, 2015
RealtorOtabor:
And u say Kubwa is far, my office is at Wuse2 and I stay in Gwagwalada. Describe that.
You are off traffic na
cheesy cheesy
pitfol:
I stay in kubwa and work in town... Kubwa is 30mins give or take to central area and sometimes sef u can make it in 20 wen u re driving.
Ok oo
But it wasn't 20mins oo
I rem I stayed in asokoro then
It was easier to get a cab from *whats the name of that bus stop car park sef*
Yes AYA grin grin
But I cld say I spent nothing less than 2hrs
Very straight long journey
I fear for myself oo
grin grin


So tell me how many hours journey from utako to kubwa before I put in for the job
FamilyRe: Please I Need Help Urgently. by dytbabe: 6:56pm On Apr 19, 2015
bukatyne:
Since the father is not denying the baby, can you get him to pay a certain amount of money into your account monthly according to his pocket?

Listened to a sermon a while back and gave me a new perspective to this issue

The guy would let you go ahead and struggle to bring up the child alone (or you alienate him) and he later claim 'baba omo'

Your child would bear his surname and be identified with him.

If a girl, he will walk the bride (your daughter) down the aisle on her wedding day. You would probably have to beg him to do so
If a boy, you will still have to locate his father later.

Get the father to play his part for your baby now and later.

Still look for the job for your personal upkeep.

It is well
Insightful
Really an excellent piece
Didn't think of this, was too angry to even think deep
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by dytbabe: 6:38pm On Apr 19, 2015
Coughing
Tears in my eyes
cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: 5 Sure Signs He’s Losing Interest In The Relationship by dytbabe: 6:22pm On Apr 19, 2015
New signs/ways pls
These we know
FamilyRe: Help!!! Sequence Of How Baby Teeth Should Come Out. by dytbabe: 6:15pm On Apr 19, 2015
Ewuro4:
Lol grin all these superstitions and beliefs sef

I challenged an "eleyin oke" in school and natin happened, told him I will remove those two frontal teeth with spanner if he dares me & threatens to swear for me again. cheesy

Nonsense
Na
Its not abt being physically powerful or strong

There's this myth that if they curse
Well

I heard ni
Not like I am one

I still blv somethings oo
Typical omo agba
grin grin grin
Like now ehn, if I spit and someone steps on it, I get sore throat
True
cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Do Some Women Call Their Husbands 'our Daddy'? by dytbabe: 6:06pm On Apr 19, 2015
Ewuro4:
Abojududu... Gboromideleru.. Falana gbotie.
Buhahahhahahahahahahahaha
FamilyRe: Help!!! Sequence Of How Baby Teeth Should Come Out. by dytbabe: 6:04pm On Apr 19, 2015
Ewuro4:
Dyt .. Eyin oke right? grin
Yes oo

Ase Edumare
FamilyRe: Please I Need Help Urgently. by dytbabe: 6:01pm On Apr 19, 2015
Messilistic:
Thats not a nice way to talk to an emotionally downcasted pregnant lady. it was possible to lay ur advice without being rude. You dont even know d circumstances behind her situation.pls be nice next time
Awww
I didn't know its pity time
cry
FamilyRe: Please I Need Help Urgently. by dytbabe: 6:00pm On Apr 19, 2015
pato405:
not only rude...but also very cold hearted.

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Wendy80:
U just voiced my 'tot'.
Rotflmao
Well the truth is always bitter

Pls don't just pity her o
Make sure you get her a job
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Help!!! Sequence Of How Baby Teeth Should Come Out. by dytbabe: 5:30pm On Apr 19, 2015
streetsoldier1:
Negative wordshuh huh



Negative wordshuh
Sorry
I am just too African
Forget I said nothing
PoliticsRe: Arch. Darius Dickson Ishaku Of PDP Emerge Governor Elect Of Taraba State by dytbabe: 5:39pm On Apr 13, 2015
Oh oh
We say oopps
CultureRe: Somebody Tell Benjamin Netanyahu That Igbo Are The Lost Tribe Of Gad! by dytbabe: 1:02am On Apr 10, 2015
macof:
me
Happy birthday dear
*kisses*
CelebritiesRe: Stella Maris Okafor, Wife Of John Okafor (Mr. Ibu) And Daughter (Photos) by dytbabe: 8:30pm On Feb 28, 2015
Clears throat
His wifes swags sha
FamilyRe: I Hit Her, I Regret It But She Deserved It by dytbabe: 6:44pm On Feb 28, 2015
cry cry cry
TravelRe: 7 Types Of Bus Conductors You Will Meet In A Public Bus by dytbabe: 10:38pm On Feb 27, 2015
The ones that will run with ur change

I rem smtyms 3weeks ago, I boarded a bus to obalende, I was on a call with a cool chyker, so I got down somewhere to board another to adeniji, still on the call oo, infact was in the bus to adeniji already, I jst rem my 50 naira change, I came down with speed, infact I forgot I was on a call, I started shouting, change mi da ooo, stop the bus, conductor, driver, stop that bus, 50naira change, I was shouting hard that ppl stopped the bus, I ran to collect my change and even hissed
I said ole, ofe mu change mi lo
So if I had not called u back u wldnt have given, barawo
By the time I turned back, see ppl laughing so hard, like this tu.sh. babe acting like agbero.

Really I laughed when I got into the bus, then I rem my phone was by my ear *shocked*
Dude jst said, u know what, I think I love u
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Vendors Needed For My Wedding In July 2015 by dytbabe: 1:04pm On Feb 24, 2015
Wow
I am proud to be a NLer
Talents everywhere

Wishing u the best OP
Jokes EtcRe: Can One Steal A Pair Of Shoes From This Guy? [Photo] by dytbabe: 12:39pm On Feb 24, 2015
Why not
Very easy
Jst pour pepper in his eyes
FamilyRe: What Could Make A Man To Be Awake By This Time (12:00) by dytbabe: 6:12am On Feb 24, 2015
Eyah
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: Mavins – 'looku Looku' by dytbabe: 7:30am On Feb 21, 2015
Must Reekadobanks always sing after Don J
RomanceRe: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by dytbabe: 8:12pm On Feb 17, 2015
ULSHERLAN:
U mean seun is qayñot straight.
And av u seen me before to know i av eyebrow angry
U want me tell the whole NLer I have a huge crush on u abi
U are fain jor
As a matter of fact ur gal will almost kee hersef with jealousy
PoliticsRe: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by dytbabe(op): 11:03am On Feb 17, 2015
So its good to see they have started working on it
I hope they don't abandon

PoliticsRe: One Of Boko Haram's Local Leaders Arrested by dytbabe: 8:55am On Feb 13, 2015
fzero:
Kill them all.

Modified.. waited for this day to be the FTC, it's feels so good. I dedicate this to dytbabe.
This love odikwa egwu oooo
FamilyRe: Child Molestation - I Was Molested Twice As A Kid by dytbabe: 2:25am On Feb 13, 2015
francizy:
That man really deserves to be tortured and jailed! That's disgusting of him..

All the same, I thank God you came out fine afterwards.. Some other people might have been affected badly after that day but God helped you get over it.. Am happy for you, and I pray/hope/wish your husband loves you till death, never cheats on you, never hurts you, be the perfect husband to you and the perfect dad to your kids..

Wish you the best dear..
Lol
Amen to ur prayers
But u sound like u pitying me?
grin grin

Seriously I don't even rem it but I hated men before I had a second thought

Maybe I was lucky sha
FamilyRe: Child Molestation - I Was Molested Twice As A Kid by dytbabe: 12:33am On Feb 13, 2015
Wow
This is so deep

From a seperated home and lived in a face me I face u
I think I rem this neigbhour , he was a banker, married with a kid or so, called me to his room to get him some stuffs and then asked me bend down to put his thing in my mouth, put spit and suck
I didn't understand what he meant, so he actually made0me kneel down, removed his thing and pushed my head further

I was a naughty child, I was rude

He kept pushing my head further with his D in my mouth, I was choking and spitting, I cldnt take it no more I bit him hard, pushed my head and asked me leave the room


He didn't stop there as he called me in again another day but this time I said I will tell his wife, the whole compound and in fact I will scream
He thought I was joking until he tried to do it again
But no one was home
I kept thinking abt it, until this night I slpt off in their house and woke up heraring strange sounds, he was actually sucking his wifes cousins boobs, they both saw me

Next day I called anty funke that I saw what she was doing with daddy halima and I will tell, na dia the anty begin beg tell me say he don do for almost all the young gals in the compound


This is the first time am sharing this story in 24yrrs



Did it have effects on me?
Maybe yes maybe no
But then I had my first bf after secondary sch
I actually did followed mums rule that if a man comes close to u, touch/hug/kiss u will get pregnant
It did worked for me even with bilogy and all
I had this fear for my mum and I maintained it

But uni days, I guess I had to erm erm
I wldnt say I was with bad companies cos if not them, I may/ may not marry as a virgin
But in all I thank God
CelebritiesRe: Comedian/OAP Ushbebe Dresses Up As A Woman (Photos) by dytbabe: 12:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
What is he holding there
RomanceRe: Do Not Judge(short And Inspirational) by dytbabe: 12:04am On Feb 12, 2015
Wonderful piece
Sent down a struck n a smile
RomanceRe: Undying Love (the Pain To Let Go) by dytbabe: 11:59pm On Feb 11, 2015
I miss u too darling
But u know we had to jst go
Yes we had LOVE and same time we need a reality check
I will always love u
Sobs
Sobs louder
And louderrrrrrr

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