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Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 4:56am On Jul 09, 2014

oluwakorrect: Oh really? That was great. U still want him? Search for him o... Seems a part of ur heart stil long for him.

Lol
All were in the past
Married with a son
grin

I jst like to tell stories

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 11:17pm On Jul 08, 2014

oluwakorrect: Not really o... I wish i cud b less bothered but cant jst hep it

Its normal
Am laughin here, remembering the days of my slpless nights grin

One of the best LDR I had was with a calabar dude, mehn, that guy is what u call perfection, he never made me feel we were far apart
God bless him wherever he is
What a rare gem grin

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 4:49am On Jul 08, 2014

Oh no
Mencade shldnt be here

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 11:35pm On Jul 07, 2014

oluwakorrect: Dytbabe, where r u o ??

She has started to give u slpness nights again abi
Heheheheeehe
Enjoy it while it lasts
Muchechechecheche

Romance › Re: First Love by dytbabe: 10:38pm On Jul 07, 2014

TyTymer: Lol. See the way she said "New Guy".

Hahhahahahahaa
Yes na
My ever present bobo then na number one na, the previous go be nothing

Romance › Re: First Love by dytbabe: 9:45pm On Jul 07, 2014

First love?
Hahhahahahahahahaha

I love my new guy more than the previous
So for me, its always first love
Cos present will superb the previous

Romance › Re: Pls Attend To My Matter O(guys Only) by dytbabe: 10:24pm On Jul 06, 2014

tytymer: Hahahahaha but it's a "guys only" discussion na. No peeping.

So u guys can discourage him abi
Op, if u no buy that phone, may ur prick shrink when next u want to enter her

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Romance › Re: new owner by dytbabe: 10:03pm On Jul 06, 2014

He's gaayyy

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Romance › Re: Pls Attend To My Matter O(guys Only) by dytbabe: 9:59pm On Jul 06, 2014

Why won't u buy for her
U jst testified the phone not good, u have the money why nt get her one

Did u ask anyone before u bleeped her?
Nonsense smth

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Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 9:18pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: chei. DYT..
All is well

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 9:04pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: sowie.. Tot u were joking..

I think I was

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 8:54pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: nah

Why did u lie
*frowns*

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 8:36pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: lol.. Okay

Are u mondi?
grin

Food › Re: My Food Does Not Scent.what Could Be The Cause? by dytbabe: 8:35pm On Jul 06, 2014

Add onga, maggi, know, chicken, royco
All together will give u nice scented meal

grin

I know ur plan, u want to advertise ur own abi
Oniyeye

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 8:28pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: boobs?
Aint a 'she'

Then u not mondi
Muchechechechechechehce

Where's my mondi oooo
grin

Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Cloudfare Is Back by dytbabe: 8:26pm On Jul 06, 2014

spikesC: Oga seun, what's happening

You guys changed my usernames

spikes C to spikesC

Spikes C... to spikesC1

I have been begging you guys to change my username for years, now una come change am to something i don't want
Pls, do something about it cos am missing my mentions

He no go answer u

Broda seun yi oma gbadun ke

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 8:15pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: lol.
yeah.. due to the.nl blast, had to do facial surgery..

Oya show me boooobs
*straight face*

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 8:12pm On Jul 06, 2014

[quote author=ty-tymer]*Keeping my eyes away from her backside*... Walking up to her...
"Do you wanna go for ice cream?"
*She would shake her head as expected (rolling my eyes)*
So I insist by gently leading her by the hand to the Ice Cream shop nearby...

Note to aspiring Gentlemen:
Ladies and ice cream are good friends. I still don't know why... But, don't forget that.
Plus, try not to check her backside when offering assistance. Your primary focus is to make her smile. Okay? [/quote]Pulls his beard

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 8:01pm On Jul 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: i am here na.. u dont need to shout too much

U mondi?
Pulls the wig off

Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Pastor Confesses: I Belong To The Ogboni Confraternity (FULL INTERVIEW) by dytbabe: 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2014

sylve11: My broda i tell u

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by dytbabe: 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2014

Oh no
Mondi
Where are u oooo

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 7:51pm On Jul 06, 2014

[quote author=ty-tymer]Hands her yet another handkerchief, without complaining. Chei, this is like the third time in two days... Yeah, women get weepy like that. *almost rolling my eyes*

Note to aspiring gentlemen:
Always have a clean white handkerchief ready... If you want to be like me- a proper Gentleman [/quote]U
U
U
Frowns n turns back

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2014

oluwakorrect: No vex plssss, just overlook it. Put all d blame on me... Wil make it up to u

Sobs louder
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sniffs
Blows nose
Buy me ice cream ooo

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 6:32pm On Jul 06, 2014

oluwakorrect: Its really been hot in here o. Plsssss, its a thread to share xperiences not insult. We all are matuted nah.

Sobs
Shey u can see them insulting me now oo
Ehn ehn

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 6:17pm On Jul 06, 2014

FAzalea: I already make him feel alive baby,
and if u were raised to be a real woman you won't steal another woman's man.
may you get well soon.

Ur man is the only medics that I need
Ple let him breathe in some live in me
Am begging u
Kneeling at ur feet
Show mercy
grin

*woman, don't take it too personal, jst catching fun*

Romance › Re: How Best To Cope With Long Distance Relationship. by dytbabe: 6:14pm On Jul 06, 2014

GovWahala: Pls who let out this mentally deranged?

Now I know u missed me
grin

Webmasters › Re: Another Attack On Nairaland Coming by dytbabe: 5:54pm On Jul 06, 2014

agohmamuda: I will not hesitate 2 ban u *if* ur intent is to lay fear on users.

Pele o oga modirator

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Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Cloudfare Is Back by dytbabe: 5:50pm On Jul 06, 2014

He knows
*in yoruba accent*

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