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CuteCynthia: Lol. Probably not.

Cute u
Me likey the upper part of u excluding ur finger nails
*winks*

Sometimes
Its not all abt money
I am sexy n hot, so my man is expected to be same
Don't want no ugly babies
*adjusts bossom*

Severally o
Each time my bfs then pop the question, I jst brk up the relationship
Done that for abt 5bfs

Oh well, I felt it was time to be married hence me bn married now.

Stop trying to be funny, u are so boring

Oxone: LOL so true!

I had a friend that was so obsessed with the damn thing. He would start with Glo by 12, then switch to MTN by 12:30 and finally switch back to Glo by 4:30am. This was someone that called MTN customer care to inquire when the whole midnight call thingy would end

U did it too?
*looks at him seductively*

Oxone: Lol Hello deary, Hw have u been?

Me no understand all these una disappearing act again o

I can see u've got urself a brand new moniker

Am ever fine, always arnd u know *winks*

All monikerrs dey intact

lynpetra: Shoir!!!!
I am not married o. :DWhy do people think I am married

E be like say this ''my wife" wey people dey call me don dey pass gauge

Taaaaa

[quote author=Oxone][/quote]Chai
He jst dey totori mi
*holds him by the neck*

U have jst told another lie
Buy a slapping machine
Each time u tell a lie, it slaps u
And warning, ur w might be replaced after a slap
So be warned

jhydebaba: our village square.

U want to use me for rituals?
Chai
Jide ooooo
Did I offend u
*sobs*


How u bn?
Bn like forever, awon omoge nko

Smh
Hot ko
Cold ni

Chineke
Chai
Chai
That guy jst wants a revenge cos she left him
Don't mind him
Na oloriburuku somebody

Where do u wanna take me to?
*stretches hand*

Bt why is it so difficult for men to accept?
Bt ladies can forgive cheating men and even embrace them
Smh
Its rare for a man to take back a partner that cheated, that I know, they don't forgive nor forget, trust will be lost


If u know u the type that can't forget, abeg no put the babe thru emotional trauma, tell am say u no do again

[quote author=Sarah0001][/quote]Will u stop this stupidity of urs
Stop spamming dammit
*frowns*


Op, its not only u oo, infact sef, hubby and son don't enjoy eating outside, even if they do, my meal must be tasted
*smiles*

Singing
You and I

Love is u and I
Don't know no hatred, its food is smiles and happiness, don't know no race nor colour, its a bond
Height and weight is no problem
Language is no barrier
Love actually what makes us
I LOVE my man so dearly that I don't see his faults
Love all his perfect imperpections
Loves him more even when he's angry
Love like this not regular
I know
*smiles*
*kisses*

imas: I can't just imagine myself with a fat or chubby babe at all, they are big and heavy in bed, smell when they sweat, they are shapeless, making them physically unattractive and so on, abeg I'll pass.

We don't like u either for ur sense of reasoning and assumption is low

Flaunts her waist and catwalks
*hey u stop starring*
Pokes his eyes

All men cheat bt this ur guy na chronique one
He can't change, forget all those fake tears oo
Again this ur new found love, u sure he's not gonna do worse

The hrt of a man is truly wicked jor, one can't tell which is right or wrong

O gal, erm
I dey come

RoyalRoy: Lifted.

Off we go.!!!

Chai
My prince
U always dey totori me
*speaking igbo*

Oniranu ara galatia
Ma lo wa ise kun ise owo e
Abi ko lo ko fokanaisa

Cover that thing
That's too ugly to the eyes
I thought I lost my sexiness bt this
Pucks

DickDastardly: pls help me with any policeman number that u know

Put up 3000 naira MTN recharge card and I shall be of help

Btw, I can hear the roar of the lion
ROARRRRRRRRR
It shld have taken ur by the leg now
Oh no
U screaming
Kick it in the eye
Hit him with ur phone
Damn
The lion got out ur right leg
Damn
U crying
U helpless
And the lion takes ur head
Chineke and that's the end of u
U are so dead now
RIP OP
Sobs

Aproko
No go marry, dey dia dey visit un and down
Shior

DickDastardly: Pls help, the beast has moved to the door side and i sense it will try to force entry if its really hungry

That lion must be a slowpoke
Damn
He shld have poked out one of ur eyeball dammit

RoyalRoy: hi to you my dytbabe

His excellence
Dopest of them all
Take me by hands and lift me up ur majesty

Claps hands
U for don faint na
No worry, we NLers are coming to rescue u or better still SUAREZise the damn lion

We know dammit
And we too wanna get some money and some taste of ur honey banana
We too like to use men
Muchechechechecheche

Na to dey ban ip address be that na
Seuns new toy
When that thing descends on him, na to jst dey toy with ppls IP address dey go
I trust am on that

chrisvilla: hello dytty dyt,yes i do know you(as a big azz momma tho) from that niggi's thread that typed with american accent.
I'd rather say YOU MIGHT NOT BE LUCKY NEXT TIME

TF u talkin abt assswipe?

chrisvilla: I say you dey crazeread it again

U don't know ur mates again fa
I forgive u
U might not be so lucky next time