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One senator go Dey watch her slow and steady👀

PlasmaTV:
When I was still in town, three incidents made me almost give up on Lagos and agberos.


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One time, I was going somewhere in the morning. Say 8am. I had a traveling bag (note that I wasn't traveling).

I was at Ojota bridge area when suddenly, 3 young guys accosted me and started hailing me, telling me to give them something for the weekend. I told them in English that I didn't have shishi to give. You wouldn't believe that these fewls threatened to seize my phone if I didn't give them money.
I changed it to Yoruba and cussed them. They scuttled away. They thought I was a JJC.


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Another bitter experience was when BAT visited Lagos and caused heavy traffic. My guy who worked was going home but because of terrible traffic, everybody had to trek at a point. Agberos wanted to snatch his bag and in the process, they stabbed his chest. He bled out like a chicken on the side of the road, with virtually nobody coming to help. Best graduating student of the faculty fa. His daughter was just a few months old.


If Lagos doesn't rid itself of agberos, the state would implode in 20 years time.

Thats why they don’t want PDP to enter cause once they do na to remove all of them..

When time comes the ex will receive a call from her to meet up..I still receive calls from ex gfs turned wife’s who want to meet up..E no Dey shake us again tufiakwa..

Hemanwel:
This na old format. Girls don bug up!

she go still collect am so far the deed has been done.

I told you to cook beans and rice,why did you cook rice and beans”just tell her this and break up with her👀

Na my wife to be suppose go fight this battle..How she go allow another girl come spoil her day eh!!

Animal Activist done show..

MufasaLion:
You're not just ignorant but a proud one at it. There's TASUED and Tai Solarin College of Education. Make use of your Google.

How does that change the point?if you knew better you’d do better..

There is nothing like money ritual…Babalawo pikin still be gateman oo.

You no fit well at all…You escape psychiatric hospital??..Wetin 2013 inside this motor..The motor be like mixture of ISUZU and Korope..

But you sef make you hear yourself eh,local used c300 for 15m,how much be tokunbo?..

Firebox123:
Pakistan or Lebanon na white guy's

Na 5 percent dem download reach..

Short and precise..

Anybody wey wan die make e die..If you like learn lesson or not ,die na die,e no mean say we no go shekpe for anybody wey mess up..

I done see say all the laws for this life,na poor man get am..Rich man Dey above all laws including religion but we go leave that matter for later but as for now ooo,ALL LAWS WAS MADE FOR POOR MAN..WETIN POOR MAN DONE USE EYES SEE FOR THIS LIFE,NA SEE FINISH..

The highest judgement is to strip them of their uniform..

But what do you expect someone with a MA in photography to do when he has no job and offer for 500k is at play,do you expect him to reject it?..Can you even pay a camera man at your wedding 400k?..Nat Geo and many others recognize photography but no in Nigeria..

flakkybakky:
o. Omo, she lost a lifetime opportunity

Although she’s doing good but na normal screw and bolt matter she Dey use survive😉..I wanted to take her serious but she sef no serious so I backed out..

He’s indirectly saying,I want you..

You must also ask how long before you pay development fee cause some of them won’t tell you until you paid..Some may be 8months and if you don’t pay within that time they will have to give someone else your land..P.S if you ask for a refund they take 40percent off your payment.

Ilamina:
It's too soft, more than normal soft
It's today, it was green.. Like the poo was green, scary

Sure say you no drink garri with monkey tail?

Why are you wrongfully accusing Mr Garri of all this problems?..Mr Garri has never endangered anyone since I’ve known him..Mr Garri has been with us through thick and thin and even on stormy days,why accuse him?

If na real of fake news,DSTV still need to shut down like wth man!!..You pay 16k to watch Coming To America,movie since 90s!!..Abeg the matter done too much and it’s better they carry all those 90s movies to one channel..

Me:*on my feet placing the ring in her fingers*
Me:Babe you go marry me or you no go marry me ?
Her:Ahhh,Baby can’t you be romantic for once!!
Me:Hmmm make I propose for outside eh make you come use me kpa…

The story sef no straight..

But you were not concerned about the economic and financial implications when you was doing kerewa?..Well the truth still remains you must do what you got to do bro..It could have been worse but it’s all good..I still Dey help my friend shed tears cause last month his wife delivered triplets and baba already get 2 for down before..He said just last one but na 3 come outside so we Dey cry together..

I asked one of my babe then,what business will she like to do!..I was ready to even drop a million naira but the business would be in my name so we no go hear story for future..She said“I will like to sell cooked noodles with egg”😧😧I just pack my bag,climb boat and japa..

Londonferry:
You no lie say e fit be format sha..I just tire for the guy.

Even from Yankee how much them buy am for auction😂😂E no reach $1000

Londonferry:
You just said it all. "Baba Olowo". It's that same "baba Olowo" that will buy this car for 10m. How much is now Muscle if this is sold for 10m? Baba Olowo get too much money to squander na, na why him no sabi price of cars.

Bro that baba Oluwo wey him Dey talk na still base on format..How much is a Camry 2011 sport?