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Makamatic:
Na Tiv food ooo .. nothing person nor go see for this benue state . Thank goodness them sabi go farm

😂 mummy see oo

This is one of the men that made our day back in the days while growing up. He always a Loverboy with simping awards. Time really flies oo. One has to figure his way out quickly otherwise, you just breeze into old age without really achieving.

God1000:
Congratulations to them, God is wonderful.


I prefer triplets to twins

funny enough me and my fiancee are dragging this now. I feel triplet is too much responsibility and prefer twins but she feels it is the best for her. Once she births them, she is done with child bearing.

Babaibeji2020:
Triplets nor be beans...I still remember wetin pampers (diapers) do me that year for my twinnies.
The supermarket I bought from thought I had one sumul retail store.....I been hia am but funds been just the flow back to back...
They are a source of blessings, I kid you not....🥰😇

This is exactly my point. Raising twins is not a cakewalk not to talk of triplets but sha, if one is gallant financially, no issue.

Makamatic:
For this T-pain economy... God abeg help the man o because cassava, yam and korofo no be food for children oo

which one be korofo again

Bet9jaVirtual:
Those people made our childhood fun

Respect them

This is a very good means to preach and let married people know that you should not invest in crypto
Same way u should do a DNA test even if you married a virgin

why should Seun allow you condemn crypto which is the future world's currency?

MakindeHassan:
Not all men are serial cheaters however you can only boast that you are not a cheat after marrying and staying with one woman all your life without looking at another.

Some men are more disciplined than others and might have an affair once or twice in their lifetime as opposed to those who chase everything under skirt. But that doesn’t mean men are wired to just be with one woman, it’s just self control and discipline. Men can love two or more women.

I just laugh at all these young unmarried guys that sometimes feel holier than thou and brag that they don’t cheat. Live with a woman first for 10-15 years watching her sleep, eat, use the bathroom, get fat and not be attracted to anyone outside all that time before you can brag of your faithfulness.

it takes extra discipline and fear of the most High oo.

nickxtra:
The wife of my elder cousin whom I lived with in my early years in Abuja attempted in so many suspicious ways to get me down with her, i ran for my dear life. When she discovered that I was averse to her cravings, she started making life difficult for me in the house. God heard my prayers and I moved over to my own rented apartment. Till date, we are like cat and rat. Any time she sees me, she dey carry face for me, me i go throwway my face. She even went spiritual over this. She sent her children to bring food for me while i have packed away from their house. Before then, my elder sister had called me that she dreamed that someone sent food stuff to me. She advised me not to collect them, not to talk of eating. Play, play, a few days later, she brought food. I rejected them.
Till date, she hates with a passion.

...imagine a married woman with 4 kids asking me wearing bids and adjusting waist beads and inviting me to help her out.
....imagine this woman will go to my back with obly her bra on and start picking or docking pimples on my bare back body.
....imagine this woman shameless inviting me to check out her boobs that men outside thinks she's a young girl because of her boobs still appear firm in her shirt, particularly when she does not wear a tight bra.
.... imagine this asking me to seat on her laps in a car(actually the car was overcrowded) after a community meeting event.
...imagine this woman cutting eyes for me and one day using her toes to tickle my legs.

This and many more and i rejected her with all her beauty. Am still thanking God for this.

Grace of God spoke for you. From inception, women have wreaked havoc on the world, selah.

bdon123:
It hasnt drained my energy,m doing very well financially n am a very gud investor planning to retire in my 40ties to concentrate on real estate investment.
Yes m proud of it.Also,i am probably an alcoholic too...drink whiskey everyday goto gym everyday too.

Go ahead bro...cheers

OneDollarSalary:
I just remember some years back in Ajaokuta when goats use to disturb. There's a certain man that always amputate any goat that strays into his farm/garden.

Years later when his wife gave birth, guess what? She gave birth to a child without both limbs.

Omo me I believe you oo. My dad was ruthless to this animals one day and broke their limbs. I felt bad. Those goats disturbed that year oo.

RAPSTARBENHOPE:
I and my siblings used to catch them and flog the living daylights out of them including other males that came to disturb our female goats back then 😅🤣
Na then I know say goat stubborn . Cause they always came back within 3 days max .

Your best bet is to catch them till their owner comes to bail them out like someone suggested

better mending . Oyibo will call it animal hostility.

I remember back in the days when we were kids, my dad had this same issue with our neighbours goats carrying out Armageddon on our farm. One day he had it up to his neck, then we caught the goat, he used hammer to break their hoves and got them crippled. He then went ahead to dump it somewhere the owner will hear it bleating and come for it. That was the end of the goat disturbance but I sincerely felt for those goats that day.

bdon123:
How can u hav victory over something gud.Dont worry wen prostrate kicks in u will understand. I have been masturbating for over 20yrs n am in my late 30ties now wit 3 kids.It eases my stress.Nothing demonic or extra ordinary abt it.I still prefer a woman to masturbation n yes i hav side chicks.u better masturbate before u rape someone daughter someday

you are proud of what you should be ashamed of. Only you masturbate, keep side chicks while probably keeping your wife(mother of your kids) no wonder your energy is always getting drained by the wrong things.

I been think say Na fancy lights like danfo people dey put light everywhere for their bus like werey

NoBones:
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My Brother there is this incidence that happened in Makurdi around 2000 thereabouts, one NBM guy had an accident in Abuja and died so they brought him back to bury in Benue, we grew up in the same area so it was expedient we attend his wake keep and also burial in one of the non Tiv speaking Local Government areas in Benue.
We were at the wake keep that night, music was barring from the loudspeaker, area boys and girls were dancing, free booze and cigarettes were also been shared, the NBM guys came and they didn't mix up with the rest of us, they sat down under one mango tree with their local drums and instruments, from time to time they will tell us to reduce the volume of our music so that they will also play their drums and gyrate, which we did not refuse at any point in time, there was this drink they were only sharing amongst themselves.
When it was time to share the word of God this young man that parked his 505 saloon car behind were we were sitting came to share the word of God, this guy was their number one man in Benue State University then(he is from Kogi state), the guy preached so hard that he was even sobbing, he now made an altar call for anyone that would like to make Jesus Christ the Lord of his life, most of us said the prayer of salvation and when he finished the Aye's were hailing him" Pastor J" Pastor Jay, he went back to his car and relaxed, I could see all that was happening in the car because I sat directly behind it.
My Brother's and Sisters when it was time for the Aye's to go and pay their last respect to their comrade, thiss same Pastor J that just preached went behind his 505 saloon car and brought out this long hooded black jacket and wore it on the dress he used in preaching, all the Aye's now joined a single file behind this guy Pastor J and went into the room where the corpse was kept, as they were going they were singing some songs to us which sounded like jargons.
They entered the room said some prayers in the name of "korofo" that was the first time I heard that word in my life, when they finished they tied one black band on his right hand and they came out, and asked us to continue with our music.
That was when we all knew that the guy that preached was also a strong Cultist, some of us were now saying God forbid to the prayers we said.
This guys can pretend oooo, if he had not followed them we would be thinking he is a good Christian.

things dey happen oo

JovialJune:
Lord, the ridiculous questions asked about marriages ehn, this question shouldn't be asked in the first place cos a man doesn't become handicap because a woman is in the house, basic human etiquette is to be observed by both genders.

good. And a woman don't become broke because she has a man in the house.

Ambitiouscent:
For those of you that still has intentions of joining frat let me fill you in on what to expect during your initiation:

1. The op has already described what to expect during initiation ( for ayes frat)
2. I have already described what to expect during initiation for intending Apaches/22/bb. Them go boot the living day light out of your bones, you'd be lucky to walk with your legs again( many end up being crippled for life, I myself couldn't make use of my legs for weeks)
3. For pyrates(sea dog) lovers get ready to receive the beating of your life. Men must jor jor you( blending by planking/ they call their drilling process jor jor). They will use planks on you and incapacitate your bones. Abeg no try am ooo
4. For other frats as well, I'm not exactly sure the details of the initiation process but you can trust that better beating and horrible mendings dey involved.
5. For those aspiring for SVC( vikings/baggers)
Hmmm.....I'll narrate my own personal experience from my initiation process to give you a clearer view of what to expect. The day of my initiation was the worst day of my life, I saw hell.........

Haba my dear brother. Devil mounted on your case strongly oo. Receiving terrible beatings twice from different frats?? I am seriously pained reading this today.

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I feel so sad for this op and his ilk. He never desired this pathway but he somehow saw himself in it. He cried on his journey to be initiated into an evil, bloody world but it was somehow late. I graduated from the University more than 16 years ago. One thing I will tell whoever sees this post as a newbie in higher institution/street or anywhere is to stand your ground when being intimidated to join any evil gang. Worst case scenario, change school for good. I am very sad about this thread.

JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH is the only LIFE anywhere.

saynotocultism:
What took you so Long? I have been waiting for you and trust me, i am still waiting for others. You are an unrepentant satanic cultist. What has been your gain ever since you started knacking egede and going for JOLLY? You left Kiriji in 2002 but it seems kiriji still lives in you. You called me unprintable names.. hahahaha i laugh in 360... I know it pains you, i am going to drop more very soon. I kept some things waiting for this reply and i will expose all soonest so you can go and hug transformer.

You dont support me exposing babaric and terrible initiation style that has killed a lot of people . Let me start by insulting you as you started it...


Yes you called me a tout, yes i am one and using it to fight the cool headed ones..


Are you a bastard?

Make we create location make me and you stand one on one?

You even entered into my JOB?

See let this be the first and last you will quote me again in your full entirely satanic life. I am sure you have children, no worry very soon, your first son go be egede man... The second one go follow too. Since you love the number 7, i pray God gives you 7 boys so that all will be egede men so the number go be perfect number. EGEDE FATHER TO EGEDE CHILDREN.

You are a disgrace to your age and your self. You tell me i am putting the lives of already endangered species in danger? You go into barbaric initiation claiming to flight for the black race. You tell me not to expose those things. You satanic selfish fool and i pray you get killed with this information here so you can die a miserable death and your only way out is complete change. You claim to be a change soul but still keep those information with you. Do you know how many death was recorded only last month from initiation ceremonies? Where you on colorado when you started typing shit?

Make i sneeze small.... You telling me i need your number.......... Lord of Host. I personally promise you this, if you dont change, death will come knocking.

how can I like this post a million times? Bro your good work is highly appreciated.

Seniormanchi:
Firstly the real reason men last has more to do with amount of sex one has had in a lifetime. Like any drug, which are released during sex, the more you take the more you need to get a buzz.


That said, how do you last regardless of quality of kuntus or experience. Many solutions abound,

Most on the list is energy or energy for the act. You come fast if you get tired, you also come fast if you perceive or decide you have had enough sex. So no 1 is go into sex believing you want a lot out of it.


Second time, go into sex with the mindset that you have all the time in the world.


Third, besides general muscle strength is PC strength, so pc muscle exercise is important. When you pee or try not to pee that pc exercise. Hence women’s preference for muscular men. It’s performance driven not aesthetically driven

Now there are natural foods or meals that help. These should be your wife’s expertise. Our mothers knew this, and they handled that department well. Cloves, ginger, bitter leaf (nobody tells you). Natural solutions exists in abundance. It works depending on physiology, what may work for u, won’t for another guy, brings you back to the I have all the time in the world mentality… you try till you find what works.

If you are wealthy and feed well, don’t smoke … weed is fine but nicotine based are bad. You can go synthetic using Anafranil or dapoxitine. Nicotine is a muscle relaxant


As a married man you should combine them all, weekdays go easy, weekends and public holidays go nuclear. If you come too quick train yourself to go for second or thirds.


Many natural solutions exists exist but remember you need strength for sex so eating well and exercising is the foundation for any solution you choose synthetic or natural.


This post reminds me of djtunez song one condition
… the song is not about being stuck in a condition but a condition you need to be in .. that is a pre-requisite to ascend or enter another condition.


They will tell you sugar.. lies sugar converts to energy. Glucose is sugar. Low sugar means low quality sperm.
Northerners consume a lot of sugar; they have the highest fertility rates in this country


Also northerners have the best sex enhancement drugs in this nation. Hmedix sells one of such for cheap. I use it, among other stuff.

carbohydrates are form of sugar called complex sugars. They are found in the starchy food we eat. They are the natural sugars that convert to energy in the form of glycemia. They are encouraged as against simple/synthesised sugar we are advised against. Sugar found in junks are extremely bad for a man. If you have visited the north, you understand that they have extreme weather. The sugar they consume gets drawn away by the hot weather real quick so that sugar is actually the antidote to fainting because of hot weather.

Koga51:
I can perfectly relate. I schooled at Ekpoma And we made this same mistake. Till today after so many years of graduation, i always think twice if I am to visit that town despite the fact that was the town i was raised and schooled in and my parents still reside there. This is because even as you long graduated and no longer reside there, a cult war can come up any moment and God help you someone identifies you as an old cultist that has repented. You will still be hunted and shot to count scores. A friend was killed after graduating many years back. He was married with kids but choose to remain and work as a barrister in the same town he once was an active cultist. He was shot dead by his own wife's younger brother who was a cult leader. It is an evil game that has no rules in playing the game. There is no greater evil that a young chap can indulge in than cultism. The last major cult war in Ekpoma was between Ayes and Maphites. In that war, Maphites killed their chief butcher and another top officer. Ayes retaliated and killed an elderly Maphite who was a well respected member of the community married with kids. His wife is a top officer in the Civil defence in Edo State. Several horrible deaths were recorded until a major clampdown on cult activity was forcibly enacted by the university authorities in collaboration with former repented cultists, Army, Police, New Anticult and Community vigilantes. Up till now there is peace but it only takes a little time before full time cult activities resume.
I wish everyone can seriously take OP advice and stay clear from this evil but the truth remains you will never know how evil this is until you become a part of it. By then it will be too late.

sir, the truth is if chap after reading all these confession and warnings decides to still go and find out himself, he most likely won't make it out alive.

saynotocultism:
AGAIN, I HAVE SEEN IT ALL... YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN CELEBRATE A YEAR AS AN AXEE MAN BEFORE YOU GET KILLED. I HAVE SEEN IT ALL WITH THE MOVEMENT, I WAS A FORMER AXXXE COORDINATOR OF A SUB ZONE.... BE WISE AND FOLLOW MY ADVICE.. DURING MY REGIME, MY SUB ZONAL CP WAS KILLED... A FRIEND OF MINE KNOWN AS ROTIMI WAS KILLED IN EKPOMA ( UDI HIGHT TEMPLE ) AS HE REFUSED MY WARNINGS. HE WAS THE FIRST AXXXE MAN TO DIE IN UDI HIGH TEMPLE AND HE WAS A FORMER ELDER IN THE TEMPLE WHEN HE WAS SHOT DEAD. MY FRIEND JU NAME ONUGBU , THE FORMER AXXE CHAIRMAN OF OBOSI SUBZONE AND ALSO FORMER AXXE CHAIRMAN OF KALAKUTA EXTENSION 3 DIED LIKE A COMMON CHICKEN.... JU NAME ROMEO IN SOUTHAFRICA DIED ALSO AFTER FAILING TO LISTEN TO ME. THERE IS NO GAIN IN THIS. DO NOT TELL ME I BETRAYED , YOU CANNOT TELL ME THE MEANING OF AXXE BETRAYAL, YOU ARE A JU AND YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS,

WHAT CAN YOU TELL A FORMER AXE CHAIRMAN, FORMER ELDER, KANTA ETHIOPA , FORMER COODINATOR ABOUT BETRAYAL? BE WISE

You are a fearless man. Thank God for giving you grace and rethink to abandon Satan and his cohorts.

Onegai:
Forget Virginity.

Seriously, I need men to FORGET THIS WHOLE CONCEPT OF VIRGINITY AS A YARDSTICK FOR JUDGING CHARACTER.

I'm a Christian, I believe in Sex.ual purity.

But I've seen far too many women lie, eyes wide, shining with manipulation, about being virgins, to ever use it as a yardstick. They'll bring out bible and be crying and praying daily, writing on their Facebook pages about being godly women...whilst moving in and living with a man (sometimes he'll be married) for a whole year. Nobody will know about their whereabouts. When that relationship doesn't work out, they come back outside, continue being "virgins" and "godly women" to another unsuspecting man.

That's like doing a business deal with a man who swears he's a Pastor and would never cheat you, so no need for caution, just give him a loan of N2million with no guarantors.

In this Nigeria, that term is a Manipulation Technique.

Tell any woman who tells you she's a virgin that that's between her and the Lord, we are all to work out our own salvation. Watch how once she realizes that manipulation doesn't work on you, she'll reach for another tactic.

PS: for a weird reason, all the girls I knew who claimed virgin and holy, always moved in with a man they were determined to marry. And they're all from the same tribe. Apparently it's a tactic they've seen work a lot. Go to Festac, Amuwo Odofin and Ago Palace way, a lot of suffering husbands will have stories to tell.

the sky is too wide for only you as a bird to cover the whole perimeter. You have a limited experience so try as much as possible to avoid absolutism when you speak publicly. There are virgins at all ages. It is individualistic and depends on the destiny and calling of the virgin. That you lost yours intentionally or otherwise doesn't mean everyone will lose theirs. Sorry tales creeping up in this generation of married women is 99.9% from non virgins. How to know differentiate a real virgin from a fake is now the utter role of a wise man.

#Virginitycounts.

ejieddy:
Don't marry too late. Think of your kids too. It's better to actually be done raising kids early. But I do see your point and they are very very good and thoughtful points. I got angry when I couldn't marry before 30. Got married at 33 and I feel it's one of the best age to do so. Say between 30 and 37. That's a good age to marry. It also helps you with whom you will be married to as you can marry a lady between 27 and 33. If you are 40 and you marry a lady below 30, that's a generation apart and it could be a challenge at times. Once a lady starts hitting 35, there's pressure on her for marriage and kids. You really don't want that for your wife. A man at 40 is more likely to marry a lady above 33.

what if the 35 year old is a virgin and is truly down with you?

nwirinedu:
Its simple science, cant freeze eggs for more than a month, they become useless after that, something those egg freeze crooks don't tell them.

If you want kids better get pregnant now, don't go greasing poles in your 20s and 30s and suddenly want to have kids in your 40s when your wombs are cracked.

lol are the wombs truly cracked in the 40s? Nothing wey I no go hear for this nl.

I guess she was afraid of taking in because of promiscuity, she could have gone the contraceptive way then. If her fear was that of losing most of the eggs via ovulation, 41 year old still have enough eggs. Well she must face her destiny.

Dirty polithiefians, give them food and they will sing your praises while selling their brothers in the process.

omoadeleye:
I'm a conservative person, I have lost more on crypto and forex, so staking on sport is not something that will make me run in to debt

I have blown millions on crypto guy.

Instead of nairaland to find a way of rescuing those men, they are here throwing crossfire. My question is how can the kidnappers be reached to find out how much ransom they are expecting and how to go about it.

Ibehchizzy:
I have swollen feet from time to time
I don’t know why…
It goes on its own…
It all started this year

go for a proper check up asap

Sonofgod1990:
Dis man you trying to push me inside 🔥. Na the man marry the lady not the lady that marry the man. So the man is entitled to have many side chicks but not applicable to women.
If you dey nack married woman make you stop

you are legalising iniquity and calling it entitlement.

That woman that signed the death warrant of her three biological boys out of four is another case to study oo. I rest my case oo.

Arobaga:
I will save my wife too


Make I come allow my wife die for baby wey I no know


If wife die leaving child, do u know the task ahead? Can a single father handle the stress of a motherless child?


With 5k u don bury unborn child. Do u know how much it costs to bury a wife? Let alone a wife’s family that knows u chose your child over their daughter


Baby wey fit grow tomorrow turn to 30k stipend earner defending Buhari and Tinubu


I no mention names ooo if u like add helinu or yarim


Na u sabi

end of story.

Neddstark:
That one na hit. If you must play cultism, be ready to change location to where your can never be tracked. Say no to cultism.

guyman for take off first