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mykl01:
He can react vigorously in za ozza room.
Ask Aisha, she will tell you that things are not as bad as they say.

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Please gimme her number so that I can ask

Ayam here

It seems today is a day of reactions.

Aisha reacts
Nigerians react
Lagosians react
Ipob reacts
Senators react


Please when will our president react so we can see him?

Kwantinu. We are watching

I am expecting Uncle Lai to take a leaf from Kano state governor, and tell us that Uncle Bubu is only pretending to be sick.

Meanwhile, people are quick to forget that this same Uncle Bubu demanded for the resignation of Uncle Umoru when he was sick.

Don't you just love karma? End of propaganda capacity

Brasstop:
I didn't really feel like putting this out here cos this story is absurd but I saw a post yesterday about ladies hanging their pants outside that's why I was prompted to do this.
I live in the last flat in my compound and there is a small space in my house which I have converted to a study. Now this study has a window facing the backyard of my compound. Most days and especially on Saturdays when iam off duty, my neighbour normally does her laundry.the baffling thing is that when she hangs her clothes on the fence in the backyard, she manage to ensure that her bras and panties are always hanged on the portion of fence in front of my study Window. I sit down there a lot and each time I open raise the curtains, I am confronted with bras and panties starring back at me. Funnily, she hangs her children clothes on other portions of the fence. This has been happening for so long, and obviously, my wife has taken notice of it too cos she has started talking about it. I find it difficult to look out the window but I must look out. She is married but the man comes around once in a week or so cos he is with the senior wife.
I am just wondering how to end this. What does she mean by this. Or is it my mind playing tricks on me? Please I have no design for her o! Matured comments pls

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It's your mind Bro. Here's what you should do: get busy doing something while you are off, or get your mind occupied on some other stuffs. Lastly, guard your heart with all diligence, for out of it comes the issues of life

danjumakolo:
But you keyboard shud come with an embedded​ keylight

. Naaah! How many keyboards come with that? Not so common as of now

Afonjashapmouth:
I only saw the daily traffic seller with a friend using them to test run a project however I can ask if you do need. But as for the rich content hunt around for controversies plus educational stuffs trust me you will make head

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I actually need it for marketing stuffs. That's all. Thanks bro

Afonjashapmouth:
Facebook is not bad to gain followers which is inorganic but.trust me 5 might.not visit or.read your post out of 100. Buy a naija based traffic and feed them rich content in a matter of one week and they are all yours.

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Hmmm. Thanks Bro. Any idea on how I can do that?

What about Facebook marketing? Or building traffic to a Facebook page? Anyone with ideas?

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cris83:
Good day fellow members. My post goes out to the men of this great forum. I need your help. My problem is that my joystick size is very small and I suffer from weak erections.

I engaged in masturbation while @ very young age alongside sex but more of the former than the latter. I did it for years and now my joystick is so small and my ex left m because of the small size and weak erections. I also suffer from premature ejaculation atimes. I am @ a crossroad and don't know what to do.

I have @ least stopped masturbation for good a while back and have no intention of seeking self pleasure ever again and I earnestly need your advice on what to take to make m joystick increase in size when not hard and also improve on having hard erections again like when I was a teenager. I am in my late 20s.

Your inputs will be much appreciated. Thank you brothers.

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You frustrated him out of the Super Eagles unceremoniously. Now you want him back. Yeye people
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Arif4275412:
Hi everyone!
I am suffuring from much back pain for few days. i cannot doing any of my personal work due to backpain. Anyone one can help me in this regard that how i can remove my backpain fast?
Thanks
Arif

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kushercain:
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Hope the students will have their certificates at the end of the day. And hope they are better than some folks who had no certificates

Please who will make up my great grandma She wanna slay too!

Subkid:
Thank u all for d advice. In one month time i will try it again. Still need more advice tho.

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We all know this sir. Tell us something else we need to know

stagger:
That was the era of Sir Alex's senility in full swing.

Sold Paul Pogba for free to Juventus, sold Zaha, sold Giuseppe Rossi (now making waves for Celta Vigo), sold Evra, sold Vidic... and replaced them with who?

Depay
Rojo (seriously, Rojo to replace Vidic? Unbelievable)
Smalling
Luke Shaw

Kai kai kai!
If no be say Man U na for life, I for don port since!

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Please don't port to Arsenal o

krattoss:
Who else thinks Wilfred zaha is too good for crystal palace

Dude shows off skills and magics like its training.

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The same player Manchester United sold and went ahead to get Memphis Depay

botad:
Only in Lagos:
VIO
Road Safety
LASTMA
Police
RRS
Lagos Neighbourhood Watch
Local Council
Task Force

In a single state!

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Don't mind them. Very soon, agberos and NURTW people will soon publish their own list of fines too

We are still on