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Many times we all want to be famous and recognized like hollywood/nollywood celebrities and if that's you, you've just reached the right place. Welcome to 5ways to achieve instant fame on nairaland

1. Register with a stricking username.
This phenomenal has been tested and proven to work. Members such as Hot-angel, hot-stepper, among others have shown that sexy is always better and recognizable. so if you are new here and thinking of registering with your birth name such as Lola-apata or the nick name you were given back in 6th grade, you better drop it and pick up usernames such as Smokinghot! and if such names make you uncomfortable, then my number 2 suggestion may just be for you.

2. Reply at least 50 post per day.
Did i just see you go . well, you read right. if you ain't into sexy usernames, then you better glue your butt to your chair and fix your eyes on your computer screen and start sending in those post. ok there you go again, your saying it's impossible. No it's not. the likes of bolex, eveseh,nike4luv, rhodalyn, among numerous others have shown that without a sexy name, you can still become a household name. so what are you waiting for? Butt down and start posting. but if you are too introverted, then you may just try my number 3 suggestion

3. Have a big EGO.
Yes, have a big Ego. i'm serious, people love to hate people with big ego's. You could just offend people without apologizing or post whatever regardless of others opinion, afterall, you're entitled to your opinion. ok, Did i just hear you say who does that? . the likes of Seun(our honorable admin) and nferyn, have proven that you don't always need to apologize or be right in order to become famous. and if you've stepped on so many toes, you could just post an apology as your signature. it will definitely get to those you've hurt and they'll forgive. ok, don't start complaining again, i know, your mama taught you to always be right with folks, so if this isn't for you, just try my number 4 suggestion

4. Try posting your picture.
Yes, this is my favorite. All you need is just a picture. it doesn't get any easier than that. To make it even juicer and spicer, don't just post it in your profile, because some members as lazy as myself, won't bother checking your profile. So what do you do? why not post it in every available thread be it politics, food, celebrities, new members, just wherever and whenever. Did i hear you say who does this? of course our one and only snazzydawn, Queenzy and ushergirl has showned that you don't need to say a word in order to be famous. just post a picture of yourself and you will leave our guys salivating, falling head over heels in love and making threads about their feelings. and if you want more than that, it could bring you good luck, and a crown in our hottest female competition. and if you suffer from a negative self image, or are to eager to be famous, i'm sorry, i have one last but extreme measure:

5. Post your obituary
Ha ha , did i hear you say God forbid. Who does that? Don't be decieved afterall this is just cyberworld, people have cyersex, cyberbusiness, so why not cyberdeath? . You may be dead to your computer friends but not to the real world. And did i just hear you say nobody in their right senses does this. No think again, normal people have done this and they don't live in a hunted house or the underworld and now, to prove that it brings fame is papermoon.

Ok there you have it from me. My 5 ways to achieve instant fame. feel free to add yours.

NB: If i used you as an example, please don;t get offended. i mean no harm at all. it's just for fun.

i agree with y'all. they are very confusing. the first time i watched their video, i taught it was just one girl that they mirrrored. they did to differentiate from each other. may be thru' hair, etc

o boy, itzz like your really dreaming. she may be able to make waves in nigeria but i'm sorry, she isn't living the shores and borders of naija. she just doesn't have the look for an international model. she even knows what is good for her that is why she is starting her own modeling agency and not modeling.

what do you guys think about cherish, the sissters that sing together?
In my opinion, i think they are kool, pretty but i don't really feel them esp their (do it, do it song. so what do you guys think? can they make it as far as destiny's child, tlw,

she's still here only with a different name or isn't she now la-yanju.

Queenzy:

That was sooo rude

I only asked for help. People have been loggin on to Nairaland while browsing with their phones, so if I can't and I ask for some help from people who have been able to log on, its really not a big deal. That doesnt mean U have to be so damn rude. If U didnt know it U should have simply said U don't know.
Anyway thanks

My lil advice for you: don't take me so seriously. i was only kidding. i totally i'm feeling you. You know, once in a while, we get caught in this fight and confusion with technology.

because she is good at it. I particularly liked her critique of the contestants in the hottest female thread.

so? what do you want us to do? ok, i get you. you want us to know that you can't access nairaland. yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Good for you. i just want to encourage in your battle against technology. Your doing fine.

i think i know just the right person to critic avalon's picture and that is Papermoon

zebudaya:

what both of you like yourselves?

why did you say that?

isn't there a better euphemism for "Death penalty"? it just sounds so cruel to keep reading the word over and over on this thread. how about if we refer to it as the D word

Your welcome gorgeous

@blue, after looking at your picture, i can backup your statement to say that you are truely dark. really dark, darker than dark chocolate. with the black cloth your wearing in that picture and no lighting, i must say you are ebony.

i think it is even better than Linda ikeji the self acclaimed super model.

@avalon, i like your pose. the picture shows a lot of your personality.

and seun, i definitely agree with you. In my opinion, i think she is very good looking.

i'm all good. i'm sorry but i don't like novels. Actually, i hate reading. i know it may sound a lil odd but i'm just not into it.

Genevieve

Lets just change the topic. hope i've found you.

It is really sad coz more and more girls are affected by this disease called "dying to be a skeleton". I hope it quickly drifts away and guys start getting attracted to fat girls.

@HA, i mean yoruba girls in naija

@aloib, i think its more like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She looks in the mirror and she sees a beautiful african queen reflecting back. I think it's more of a good thing. Atleast it is having a postive self image rather body dysmorphia

@HA, that is what they call yoruba makeup. ok did i just hear you say " na wa for nigerians which one is yoruba lipstick/makeup". well igbo girls also have theirs. most of them wear light red/pink lipstick.

they do the same thing in Hollywood. certain people just happen to act certain roles very well.

@seun, if that is the case, we can also impose death sentence for adultery and fornication. Afterall, it is also cheating against their spouse.

@HA i can guarantee that when you get home, you would be in complete shock at how much you have changed. starting from you pronounciation not even accent, to the way you construct your sentences. and by the time people finish treating you like a queen from heaven, it will enter your head and you will be adding more and more to your americana.

i will say this is totally a rumour. she is even featuring him in her upcoming album which is going to be released in september

@alarinjo, i can totally relate to the heat aspect. this one happened sometime in 2003. i went home sometime in february which is in the core of the winter. As i stepped out of the plane in nigeria, the type of heat that i felt literally felt like a sting. it covered my entire face like a seed weed. honestly at that point, i felt like sneaking back into the plane and returning to the states.

how would you know the smell of marijuana if you haven't also been using it?

i thiink it goes to hotangel

i prefer jennifer to angelina. Angelina is nothing but a husband snatcher. she took advantage of the fact that jenifer was away and didn't wanna make babies for brad.