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Don't know if there was a compensation for loss but them vacating that area is for there own good. if Ambode hadn't then the water itself would one-day. so just take faith (I understand what great loss and how uneasy it is to start afresh). may God help you all.

some are just so good with words that they spread hatred with it. there may be point in what you've written but only a fool believe in all what is written. in science, observation is made; hypotheses is formulated but to confirm all these an experiment/research is carried out... not once but several times just for confirmation. so I am a scientist and a Nigerian....#spreadTheLove #LetsUniteToMakeItGreat. He was once of them now dejected.

Being a corp member either still serving or about to, your greatest asset is that little time of a year coupled with the allowee. So maximize these resources by developing your self: acquire skills, obtain certificates... to be an entrepreneur or employable. Utilize the opportunities in that kaki of yours and make the best of you out of it.
Just make it all worthy.

Access Bank Entry-Level Training Programme for the second batch of August 7 is ongoing. Applicants should check their mail for the aptitude test schedule date, time and location.


Also the Fidelity bank aptitude test for applicants in the Northern part of the country (North west precisely) would hold on the 5th of April at MMway Kano. Please check your message inbox.

Any other please share below!

sales

CallofDuty:
pls is it for sales trainee or product line trainee and pls..what's your discipline?

combine studied Biology

MOFAZIT:
When are you having the exam

i had the test yesterday, and the next test is on April 5 comprising of five stages this time around.

GeoOla25:
what's your location, a friend got an invite too

Apapa

In your humble opinion, which of these higher cadre of education in Nigeria has the most corrupt lecturers, management and students? give examples please.
To me i think colleges are more corrupt especial colleges of health technology e.g. College of Health Technology Offa: its students (if not oloshos are c***st and so dull!), lecturers (hmmmm!...no one word to describe), and the school management (they can extort! weeding fee40k, carryover fee10k, exam fee...)...
Followed by polytechnics: where two pages of materials cost more than the whole textbook...

please anybody with dragnet past questions?

Who else got the invitation? by rejecting will i be reschedule for another date or location? please any idea?

unpaid npower volunteers are to report @ Room 220 Governor's office on SAT.& SUN 18&19/03/2017 by 10am and 12noon respectively for update on Npower details. Volunteers are to come wit ALL credentials & Bank details

THINGS TO DO BEFORE APPLYING

Read the Job Posting Carefully

This is a very important factor. Many People read the Job Posting in a rush.

Do not be in a hurry to send your CV & Cover Letter out because you are desperately looking for a job.

Understand the Job Posting and what the details entail. If you perfectly understand what the job is for, you have a better chance of explaining why YOU are suitable for it.

Always note the dates the job was posted and when it closes.

Find Out About The Company

You will not be working for a job, you’ll be working for a Company.

Read the Company’s Profile/Annual Reports. Check out the Company’s Website – Take a tour of the website and find out what they do.

Human Resource Managers can tell by your answers and your letter if you have taken the trouble to find out about the company. If you haven’t, they won’t be interested in what you have to say.

Easy to Read Resume

HR managers are very busy people, so make it easy for them to access your resume. If you are going to attach your resume to the email, send it to yourself first to see if it opens properly. Also, include the resume in the email. Opening an attachment is extra work for the HR people, because it is an extra click.

Include a Cover Letter, But Keep it Short

A cover letter is the first impression a prospective employer gets of you. Your cover letter states clearly and simply why you are applying for the job, and why you are the best qualified for it.

Your cover letter is not your resume, so keep it short and to the point. It will show the HR person reading your cover letter that you know how to focus, and write concisely.

Include Your Contact Information

This may seem like a trivial or simple matter, but you’d be surprised how many people simply forget to include their contact telephone numbers/email in the resume.

Check for Grammatical Errors
Always check your grammar and spelling before you send out your cover letter and resume. Keep a dictionary close by. If you are not confident about your English, ask someone who is fluent to help you. Spelling and grammar mistakes tell a recruiter that you are careless and pay little attention to detail. Nobody wants to hire a person like that.


Thank Me Later
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Obinoscopy

THINGS TO DO BEFORE APPLYING

Read the Job Posting Carefully

This is a very important factor. Many People read the Job Posting in a rush.

Do not be in a hurry to send your CV & Cover Letter out because you are desperately looking for a job.

Understand the Job Posting and what the details entail. If you perfectly understand what the job is for, you have a better chance of explaining why YOU are suitable for it.

Always note the dates the job was posted and when it closes.

Find Out About The Company

You will not be working for a job, you’ll be working for a Company.

Read the Company’s Profile/Annual Reports. Check out the Company’s Website – Take a tour of the website and find out what they do.

Human Resource Managers can tell by your answers and your letter if you have taken the trouble to find out about the company. If you haven’t, they won’t be interested in what you have to say.

Easy to Read Resume

HR managers are very busy people, so make it easy for them to access your resume. If you are going to attach your resume to the email, send it to yourself first to see if it opens properly. Also, include the resume in the email. Opening an attachment is extra work for the HR people, because it is an extra click.

Include a Cover Letter, But Keep it Short

A cover letter is the first impression a prospective employer gets of you. Your cover letter states clearly and simply why you are applying for the job, and why you are the best qualified for it.

Your cover letter is not your resume, so keep it short and to the point. It will show the HR person reading your cover letter that you know how to focus, and write concisely.

Include Your Contact Information

This may seem like a trivial or simple matter, but you’d be surprised how many people simply forget to include their contact telephone numbers/email in the resume.

Check for Grammatical Errors
Always check your grammar and spelling before you send out your cover letter and resume. Keep a dictionary close by. If you are not confident about your English, ask someone who is fluent to help you. Spelling and grammar mistakes tell a recruiter that you are careless and pay little attention to detail. Nobody wants to hire a person like that.



Thank Me Later
#Lalastica

The Emir of Kano Alh Sanusi Lamido has caution the populace to beware of fraudsters impersonating him on Facebook to defraud and give wrong informations. He wrote this on his instagram page...

A brother’s plight
Keeping Up With Virtue...
Gone are the ages when the newly born are said to open their eyes only after few days of birth, but in this jet age of ours, even the fetus has its eyes widely open from the mother’s womb; an age where its children knows more of what only the adult of past ages know. We are in an age where, when you don’t dig (the bad boys know the meaning), you are looked upon as an outcast (you are dullen), an age where fornication is a societal norms.
By now, you would have developed a perception of me being one of those SUs or Malams. But No! ‘cause it is in man’s nature to lust, the only thing to get hold of this lust is conscience. When the mind play games with an interface of a compelling society which has lost its morals and ethics. the only remedy to this plaque is to gives reasons for every action, think of its consequences and be cautioned by repercussion. The factor I have got to restrain me from this lust is my lovely sis.
Guys are naturally protective of their sisters but when you have a lovely angel as a sis, she turns to be your shield from the plaque ridden world. Yes a shield! Wouldn’t you want that virtuous sis every right-minded bro would be proud of? Then you have to be virtuous enough to rightly own that sis. A sis every parent will point to for their daughters as role model.
A shield cast from the fear of action and reactions (Newton got that right! In nature it’s call Repercussion), my belief was that, anything I do to someone else sis, will be done to mine. That’s a good brotherly thought right! “Now, she’s taken, I’m at peace” I felt relief by this thought but fortunately came another, “Haaa! My wife to be! My daughter nko!. I better keep on the virtue.

source: http://yankaba..com.ng/2017/03/a-brothers-plight.html

all these celebs sef ehnn!i dont know what role model they serve.

they are paid to protect us ooo, given respect cos of the duty they hold. yet brutalize the citizens dey shuld protect as if we are the enemies....

Last night, as i login to my FB account on the FB lite, all i saw was a profile of one Rev Emmanuel Obimma, first i thought i had mistakenly login to someone else account but on checking my facebook url i found out my account have been compromised by the said name with my stories, pictures, friends and infos deleted and replaced.
leaving me in confusion "why would a reverend promote himself with my account and even post on my pages?"

How Ponzi schemes (MMM, NNN, Ultimate cycler...) play on Greed...

I created a website where I promise to double the income of participants by 30%. The first participant joins with N20k. I need him to be convinced that my website pays So I use my own money to make up for the 30% and he goes home happy. I tell him he gets extra bonuses if he brings a friend and he does exactly that. Two of his friends sign up with N20k each and I return their investment with my own money and give my first client a special bonus for bringing them.

His friends are aware their colleague got a bonus for bringing them in. They get greedy, they bring more people. At this point, everyone wants bonuses as my system is verified and working.

More people join in, so I'm not using my money to pay them anymore, I'm using their money to pay them and waiting for more members to join so there'll always be money in the system. I see a huge investment of N1m from a greedy participant, I run the website with money and I've spent my own money to build the trust in the system so I pair the provider of N1m with myself. Then get about 30 people providing N50k to pay him back in 30 days, he has N1.3m. My system is working, he tells his colleagues in his social class and they're all excited.

My first members who started with N20k have gotten greedy, they've created multiple accounts to cash out but I don't care. The big fishes are in the game. The big monies are being paired with me, I'm no longer providing money but I'm getting money. Whenever I see a large amount to be donated, I immediately pair the account to mine. Effortlessly a millionaire.

The system continues to thrive because new members keep coming in. There is a wild recession in the country, my scheme is the escape route. People have paid rents, school fees, bought cars and funded their ceremonies with my scheme. I am suddenly an employer of labour.

But all good things must come to an end, I have successfully built a network of participants running into millions but there is a serious cash deficit. It is ...almost Christmas and almost everyone needs 30% of their investment back. Because I've been collecting millions as an admin without donating, and because there are not enough new members to match the financial demands of the existing members, my system has collapsed but I am not done getting my millions from gullible people.

I announce a freeze on the website for technical reasons. I've done a lot for them so they believe me that I'm just protecting the system from crash even when it was not the wise thing to believe.
I told them they couldn't receive money this period but they could still donate.

The one month freeze was an attempt to see if I could pay the existing members from the donations of new members. Sadly, some people had lost faith in the system, the new and existing members were afraid to make donations during the freeze because they were unsure of getting their 30% returns back. Plus there were a lot of evil people on social media spreading propaganda that my scheme was a Ponzi that had ended.

I needed that trust back, so I relaunched my website a day before the scheduled return. You needed to see the excitement. It was Christmas on January 13, I told existing people that had provided donations that they could now get help. I also added some attractive incentives for new members. I still faced the same problem that made me shut down temporarily, even worse.

The people that provided help during the shut down all requested help, plus there had already been a long list of people before then. So I decided to pair those that needed less than N30k first to check the rotation of money. Still there was not enough money to go round. The people that were paired to pay others refused to pay, the trust was gone. People had suddenly realised that it was not possible for 30% to be added to your money unless someone lost their own money.
Several other schemes took over my place when I was frozen. All will eventually meet their ends. Greed always comes to ...an end.

People still live in delusions of grandeur that I have not crashed. Perhaps they expect me to put a memo in my website that it is over. Lol. I really don't blame their naivety, I did do a lot for them to trust me.
I would advise that people make more intelligent financial decisions next time. People lost millions to me because of greed. Do I feel guilty? No. I did warn them to use their SPARE money.

I am a Ponzi Scheme.
http://www.yankaba..com.ng

here at kwara state ministry of Agriculture and natural resources Ilorin i had to pay the sum of #600 to be posted to my place of primary assignment...being a fee for a file of #20 and photocopied posting letter. But wats most annoying is people see nothing wrong in this...."its a toking of the expected amount...
why would someone whose monthly salary triple urs or more still look to taking from urs.......really corruption in this country has gotten to d stage in which wrong is a norm.

Start of dead pose in naija

First i will say ' research the scarce needs in your locale', do a feasibility study of the one you love best and capable of venturing into...its risk to invest all d capital into one line of business.
if farming first buy a fix asset 'land' it will be cheaper in a remote area of ur locale...
if business...i think food stuff is an every day need...meet up with traders already in the business for links.
sachet water factory..can be lucrative especially in the western region where each is sold for ten naira....lease an apartment meet engineers...and set it up....lease a van...with a good plan you going to build ur own factory....

AND DEM SAY IT IS COMMON! BUT I CAN SEE SOME LACK THIS SENSE NA....their comments sef ho make u wonder if dem gt head sef.

just trending as d nairaland GIVE A Bleep

abeg waytin dem dey use cucumber do!. no be to chop? is dia any other carnal cucumba go thru than mouth. girls gist me!

well! her strategy of advertising her product...just as you pictured her and post it here. marketting strategy ni joor

baiting for a bigger catch

Dirty or no dirty 100level students care!?