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A man walked into the ladies department one of the
largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?'
'Look Around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size color and material.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three
types of bras,' replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied 'The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?'
Still confused the man asked 'What is the difference between them?'
The lady responded 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-18386156
Gunmen in Nigeria have attacked two churches during Sunday services, killing and wounding worshippers.

In the central city of Jos, a suicide bomber blew himself up outside a church, killing at least two people and wounding dozens more.

Five gunmen opened fire in Biu in Borno state, killing one woman and injuring three other people.

No-one has admitted the latest attacks, but radical Islamic sect Boko Haram has targeted churches before.

One witness at the church in Biu said that "gunmen came to the premises of the church and started firing at people outside the church before going into the main building to carry on their killings", Reuters news agency reported.

"Many people have been killed and wounded," witness Hamidu Wakawa was quoted as saying.
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Analysis
image of Will Ross Will Ross East Africa correspondent

In a country already divided along religious lines these attacks have the potential to trigger further clashes between Muslims and Christians. The Islamist militant group Boko Haram has admitted carrying out past attacks on churches. They said these were in revenge for killings of Muslims in central Nigeria during previous bouts of violence.

Boko Haram says it wants to impose Sharia law across Nigeria. A recent statement from the group rejected the idea of peace talks with the government and vowed to increase the attacks.

Moments after the suicide bombing in Jos, Christian youths set up roadblocks and had to be dispersed by police, according to one witness.

"Angry youths have gone wild, even attempting to prevent the security personnel from getting to the scene of the incident. They had to force their way out by shooting in the air to disperse them," Emmanuel Davou was quoted by Reuters as saying.

The explosion killed at least two worshippers and the suicide bomber, while wounding more than 40 others.

But government sources feared "scores" may have died, according to news agency AFP.

Boko Haram has carried out numerous attacks in northern Nigeria, killing hundreds of people since 2009.

The group - whose name means "No to Western education" - wants to impose Sharia law across Nigeria.

It has targeted churches, schools, police stations, and other government buildings.

The group has said it was behind the suicide bombing of a church last weekend which left at least 12 people dead in Bauchi City.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-18386156

D most undisputable wack song out of naija, jst deleted it 4rm my iphone while i enjoy my wizkid azonto freestyle(gbesoke)
u don sing lullaby before

damn right

abeg t b joshua no see dis one

Great news! When is the
VP dropping out of sky?, Do unto odas wat u expect them to do unto u

in nigeria anyting u do,the will always criticize u,these guys are tryin to make a legal living and the deserve our patronage,if u don't like dia style of music then find the nearest transformer.

dats y as a man of god its beta to be celibate,cos u might be a good man but your children may spoil your name.

so now u are happy cos those chinese men died

and 2 the hooker yinkagreen,when i make enough dough 4rm my goat smuggling biz,i'll nid your services

dis topic make me know that we got some harlots in the hauz.

why am i not suprised?

and wetin dey black box go tell us were we neva hear,abi him go say na bokoharam bomb the plane

im sure its an inside job,a relative or acquaintance of obodo set dis up to extort money from him

Oh my God, I can carry last sometyms ehn! D guy is just a joke. Nw, hez admitting to not bin rich, *eyes rolling* Pathetism knows no bounds. PATHETISM,looks like i missed my english classes.

if an hustling man says shit about me,that won't hurt,but when a hoe who eats 4rm a mans pocket insults me,we go themonuclear.

i can't live a lie,thats the real me,and am no rich kid

bro obama, you got big lips...u can sell some of it and make money to buy good jersey.
btw, dont mind yinkagreen, she's jus jealous of your jersey.And i used dis same lips to kiss your ugly sista

bro obama, you got big lips...u can sell some of it and make money to buy good jersey.
btw, dont mind yinkagreen, she's jus jealous of your jersey. Now the dwarf speaks.

My words got to dis guy he had to change pishure.
Lol, he managed to look good by puttn on his best Sunday clothes,,,
Wait *scrutinizes pishure* is dat supposed to be an umbro jersey? Lol. What fan club is dis again?
Smh... Its still a fail.seems dis slut is falling in love wit me,she been on my tail since last nite,if u are ready 4 a fucck,i can't pay u the amount u asking 4,am just a goat smuggler,u got it.

My words got to dis guy he had to change pishure.
Lol, he managed to look good by puttn on his best Sunday clothes,,,
Wait *scrutinizes pishure* is dat supposed to be an umbro jersey? Lol. What fan club is dis again?
Smh... Its still a fail. Who i'm i trying to impress.

now where is the goat smuggler
Someone sang him a lullaby.Get me my pesticide,dis hoe is pestering me

now who got the last laugh

so people still dey enta plane for dis country,if dem wan commit suicide there is a beta way than dat.

it seems kanye has been bleeping her well

oh africa

@yinkagreen,the hoe is angry,how much do u charge per nite,i got an erection just now.

@yinkagreen,the hoe keeps raving,is food your problem call me,i could give u some feeding allowance

royal vii,now wats your stress nigga,yo momma fed u no breast milk?

i know i get world war 3 on my hands,but the war ain't over yet.

@yinkagreen, the fake slut spewing shit again,why don't u take the cam off let me see how beautiful u look

@royal vii, u attracted to all kinds of milk cos yo momma fed u no breast milk.