₦airaland Forum

ylaa:
hi idem mfo?

am good,

You?

freecocoa:
It's cheap abeg, especially as they all will go consecutively, how can she not eat before embarking on such journey? I will say the Chinese men have taken too much herbs, making them go on and on without Ejacvlating, leaving the woman exhausted.

at least her family has benefitted from her misfortune, Many were not so lucky

freecocoa:
Ordinary 40k, poverty, greed and f00lishness is not a good mix at all.

But those Chinese men, how can they sleep with the same woman, na Group Intimacy them dey act? I feel like saying they should be arrested but I don't know that consensual sex is a crime.

10k per head is not a bad deal,



Maybe she no been chop come work, that's why this tragedy happened

This is that moment when someone is more useful to you dead than alive,



That 20 million will not only cause a rift between the family of the woman and her husband,



It will also entice others to try hooking up their wives with the Chinese

Am more afraid of the amount the governor paid to the family of the husband as compensation,


That amount can make Those village people to start taking their wives to beg those chinese guys to do it again

Sparkleice, ylaa, edise mkpo oh,

strawgirl:
Idioko o. Mme kom abasi.

OK oh, mbok what is keeping you awake till this time?

ylaa:
I was in church. uote author=ebamma post=38194409]Lol,
So you are not going to church?

OK oh,

See you around

ylaa:
I was in church. uote author=ebamma post=38194409]Lol,
So you are not going to church?

OK oh,

ylaa:
ete, have been to london to c d queen.

Lol,
So you are not going to church?

Jeromejnr:
Yes, I read what I just wrote.

The fact is there are many lazy Christians who sit their ass all day drinking beer and doing all sorts of junks with the small money they have.

It's those kind of people you want the pastor to be freely giving money to everytime.

there are many people in need who don't drink with the little money the have bro,


Helping those in need is an obligation as a supposed man of God, not a choice

plaetton:
This is why pentecostal christianity is a pestilence that destroys the moral character of our nation.
A scam that feeds on the basest, ugliest part of the human psyche.

you are on point boss,


The scam going on this churches is worse than yahoo,



Visit one of this churches on sunday, and the time the pastor smiles the most is during offering time,



You can't be threatening people with hell if the don't part with 10% of their salary every month, telling them that the have to give 10% of their earnings to God,


And when the pay up, you turn around to use that tithe money to live an opulent lifestyle,


Are you telling us that you are now God?,




This is what I call spiritual blackmail,



This guys deserve some jail time for this.

If you want to turn your church into a Plc, fine,


Just register it with the corporate affairs commission,




Tell your members that you are retailing heaven for a profit,




Declare your returns,

And start paying taxes

Jeromejnr:
I tire for some people o.

And again, with many lazy Christians in church who refuse to work or surrender their life to the Lord in order for God's blessings to come. People just expect the Pastor to become Father Christmas overnight to them.

did you read what you just wrote?,


So only lazy people are poor?,


And surrendering your life to Christ is a ticket to the riches of this world?,


A person who claims to be a man of God, will be ashamed of living large off the tithes and offerings of his congregation,


You can't be using offerings people give out of the kindness of their hearts to invest in real estate and buy private jets and still claim to be following the teachings of Jesus Christ,

FriedPlantain:
Make we talllk true, most of these meme dry pass Ishilove and Idowuogbo yansh combined.

just tell us you didn't get the jokes bro

DONFASZY:
a new born even no gold watch....its nt worth dis as all dis blogger claims


am tired of celebrities lies....same shoes I brought for 13k...celebrity say na 250k

my guy,


There are watches out there that cost as much as 50million naira,

No be everything be chinko made,

Though am not a fan of the Apc,


But truth be told, If the choose to take out Saraki, I don't see anything holding them back,



The people Saraki will go to , to support him like Godswill Akpabio, Rabiu Kwankwaso, etc, all have corruption cases hanging over their heads,



The won't risk getting into the spotlight of the Efcc now,


Even Dino Melaye, his main man, will be watching things from the sidelines , this time around.

Swissheart:
Different stroke for different folks.....but then na BB sure pass

aunty which kind BB?


For this android and IPhone era?,


Aunty, e be like say you be Jjc for this game oh

My guy na village network thing oh,



Na so the thing been dey follow do me, The thing bad sotey,





Even one local girl were dey sell zobo, were all my padi don knack am and I dey even see as some guys dey carry am enter uncompleted building,


Follow shun me,



Na until few years ago, were I buy Seaman's Aromatic Schnapps, go appease the gods for my village were the thing stop.

You siddon by yourself create award,


Nominate contestants,


Even vote for them,

And then declare winner and runner up all by yourself,


Guy,


Maybe inec go use you perform the next election


Since with you in charge,


We won't need voters card, voters register,


And even voters sef,


Na you go Nominate the candidates, vote for them, and declare winner sef,


Jega go dey learn work were you dey

Attending one of this new wave pentecostal churches,


And listening to their sermons, will give you an inkling why their Pastors buy jets and live in opulence like the don't give a damn,


This pastors mention wealth, riches, prosperity, more than the mention compassion , forgiveness, honesty in their sermons.






This pastors create an atmosphere of pretence around their churches, that even a poor member will never voice out for help from the church, and might even be using the little help he gets outside the church to pay tithes,


so that he will not be left out of the heavenly blessings list, while his pastor is not patient enough to wait for heaven,


And rather starts receiving his here on earth.




Pastors sayings like



'he was poor so that you may be rich,


He suffered so that you may have peace,



God did not create any of us poor, our transgressions made us poor,
And other fancy sayings,


Create an utopia in the minds of their congregation,



That even the hungry will pretend that the are filled,


To show that God's work has started manifesting in their lives.


. There are still a few good churches out there who try


All their best to help poor members and spread the gospel without needing a private jet.




The Church of Christ is one church I admire in that regard,



In this church, the pastor is put on a salary and lives in a flat provided by the church,

Sick members get visitations from the church and an offering is done on their behalf to help them get treated in an hospital,


And days and set aside for evangelism.



Another church I admire too is the Jehovah's Witnesses,

Hate them or like them , Even with Oyedepo's private jet, he cannot cover the distance this guys have covered spreading the gospel,



This guys set aside days of the week, just to go out and evangelise,


Using the donations the receive to print religious tracts for onward distribution to people the evangelise to.


Religion is not a business,





And the church is not an industry,


And founding a church does not make you Bill Gates,





There are no dearth of people out there that need help,


And even if the don't worship in your church or don't even believe in your God,



Helping them is the Godly thing to do,




It's shameful that pastors now choose to live like Dangote, and expect us to be okay with it

ylaa:
honestly

mma,

Where have you been?

Aitee1:
Is this not why I'm of the opinion that they should cut off their *mfed* a moment they're caught Evil set of creatures!!!

hmmmmn,
Nko ekporo akeyem mbuk

R

Consequences of the sins of his kin,



Sometimes we can't blame the cops,



Ahmed Muttalab with a rich family and good education,


Still attempted to blow up an airplane

slapandfall:
Have you heard of RCCG lets go a fishing?


Have you heard of how Pastor Adeboye trecked through 3rd mainland bridge back then in the days just to go and preach the word of God?

Have you heard of RCCG misionary fields and CSRs?

Some of these men have sown.. you cant stop God from rewarding them.

You that claim they should always use thier money to help the needy. How many beggers have you given your salaries to?

oh ye gullible folks, stop defending the scam going on in this churches,



A so called man of God, if his desire was to be rich, afford a jet set lifestyle,


He should have started a business, paid his taxes, and grew the business to profitability,

You can't expect people to accept you living like Dangote,


When the know, that it's from offerings and tithes that you are funding your lifestyle from

otiigba1:
he needs proof , this gullibles will give their lives defending their cult leader.

One clear proof, their leader is Flying on a private jet while the members are hungry and poor, simple!

this pastor's are living a scammer's dream,



Imagine running a scam,


And even those you scam never ever believe it even with evidence shown to them,


The defend you,


Respect you,


Call you daddy

And still continue to fund your opulent lifestyle,

I'm still waiting for one of this Pastorpreneuers,

To release a book titled,



'How to run a scam effectively and legally',






This pastors are the only scammers in the world, whose victims love them, respect them and never ever believe that the are being scammed even when several evidences are shown to them.

bushdoc9919:
Because running a private school in Nigeria.,....when the government is not funding you, or providing power or water for you....is that cheap...not.

Adeboye runs schools, churches,welfare projects, and has to pay salaries for staff and pastors. He also has to fund church buildings.

Meanwhile....it costs $110 million to run a university properly per annum. (American unis spend at least $250 MILLION).

I am not happy with our pastors buying jet.....but to say that they are exploiting their members via school fees is far from the truth.It costs money to fund a school properly. And while I rather Adeboye spend the jet money on the schools....it still won't be enough.

You pay low school fees in your govt owned unis because government pays billions to subsidsie you. Now...imagine if that subsidy is taken away....

oga no make me vex this evening oh,


Was the secondary school and university built with money from his personal account?,


Is it not from the proceeds of tithes and offerings that those schools was built?,



How much was he worth when he left his teaching job for the pulpit?



His likes cajole, and even threaten members with hellfire damnation if the refuse to pay their tithes,


Turning around to use that same tithe to enrich theirselves and their family,


Tithing is the biggest scam going on in the world,


Funny thing is,


It's legal and it's tax free