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good one

invest in otedola marked dollar card,and before this fuel subsidy probe is over.u will get 100 percent return on your investment.if u are interested call hon.farouk lawan.

if u ask a naija guy out,he will be using u to leverage his pride,and will tell other girls who turn him down,that there is a girl who is even asking him out.

i always use otedola's marked dollars card.

see wetin bokoharam dey cause.

i hope say buhari and el-rufai name dey inside.

so na wetin soldier fit tell us be dat,abi no be their work to fish out bokoharam and stop dis bombings?.

if them send u go north,and u gree to go,that means dat u are about to commit suicide.

dat mean say na true say dem dey receive training from taliban and al-qaeda,something got to be done or else dis guys go turn naija to aghanistan.

so now farogue lawan has finally confessed.

dat one na him cross,make him carry am.

na to make pam slippers and to produce fake drugs be invention?

nowadays any thing people see for inside bag na bomb

so how we go take dey use am for house,abi we go dey kick am before we use am or wetin?

so if he did not travel will that have brought back the dead

1)as you wan go work,your landlord come block you dey ask for him rent
2)as you drive dey go work you go hit person motor and the person na army man
3)you hold 500naira go chop for restaurant as you chop finish dem tell you say your bill na 1000naira
4)your girlfriend tell you say love without money no dey last
5)you enter restaurant go chop as you don almost chop finish you come remember say you no carry your wallet
6)as plane were you enter dey go for sky pilot come dey tell una say fuel don finish
7)as you come back from work you come see quit notice pasted on your door

naija banks atm no fit do like dat, instead u go withdraw 2k dem go say na 4k.

the right question to ask is will you take a cheque or will you receive in cash.

i hope say this money were him give dey budget oh.

and

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Eba! where is the joke?[/quote]mumu u don blind.

An ex is a name of a person, animal place or thing.

but wait oh,how will dis reduce the price of fuel,because when last i checked it was still 100naira per litre.

how will dis reduce the price of garri in the market.

dem don kill that man share the money

nna pastors are not smiling oh.

so even our lecturers dey follow high.make dem wake up cos day don break.

MONEY,MONEY,MONEY, HOW MANY TIMES I CALL U SO,WHY U NO DEY BELLEFUL PERSON.

U ARE RIGHT PASTOR

SO HOW CAN WE HELP YOU NOW.