And what do mean by first class monarchs,


cos, last time I checked, all monarchs in this country had no authority and the are just ceremonials head?

And the scammer of the year is

Mallam Buhari

peeparty:
ikang mfang.

etid idung

A Fuckanizer

And you were taking weed, when you were discussing this with your friend?,




Weed tells you what you want to hear and makes you see what you want see,



Maybe you just wanted to believe that majority of the girls you have bleeped are named Blessing,



And the weed helped you achieve that,

And what is the big deal about a delayed marriage or even not Marrying?,




married or not , you die alone,

And Don't tell me that you need kids to to grow up , make it and take care of you , when you grow old,

Cos, You don't need kids to take care of you when you are old, you need a pension plan,




Marrying or not Marrying is a personal choice, don't let anyone coerce you to jump into it.

rheether:
You expect us to pay them 50k? How much are graduates paid? Its the nature of there job. When you do better, your paid will increase. Its not wickedness cuz most times we feed them twice a day and also tip them every now and then.

do better how?,



It's people like you, that will give your kid 20k a month as pocket money and pay your gateman 5k per month,




Graduate or illiterate, Anyone working deserves a decent pay,

Many small businesses don't grow in this country, because the owners treat their workers poorly,



Make your workers feel as if the have a stake in your business, and it will grow

bigx:
Save this post,
When you start a business re-visit it.
Or better still, start a business and start paying everyone 30k from day 1.

If you can't afford it, do your job by yourself bro,

I won't employ someone, when I can't pay that person a decent wage

Madam wake up from hospital bed and come and answer for your crimes,



It's people like you's greed that has kept this country where it is,





I always tell my friends, give me 500 million naira, and I will retire to my village,


But even 10billion no dey do people like una,

The thing I have discovered about small businesses, like bars, eateries, pharmacies, supermarkets etc,



Is how poor many of them pay their workers,





I got acquainted with a girl that works at a booming pharmacy, asked her how much she earns, and she told me 7k per month, I was like shocked,


How can someone survive on such an amount,



And the owner of the pharmacy is cruising around town in the latest camry, and living in his own house, while this workers slave away for an amount, that can't even feed them , talk less of paying rent,



And it's the same story in bars, supermarkets eateries etc,


Their workers salary is always in the range of 5k-15k,

It's just pure wickedness to me, and many of this businesses are booming, yet the owners refuse to pay their workers a decent wage,





Any job that pays asalary less than 30k in this country is slavery,



The average plate of food in this country cost 300 naira,


Even if you only eat twice , it will still cost 18k in a month,


And the average rent per month is 3k for a one room apartment ,

Not to add data cost , call costs, money for clothes etc,

To do a job that can't even feed you 3 times talk less of paying your bills is slavery,




It's high time the government look into this,


The National wage should be revised to at least 30k , and all businesses should be made to comply with it,



Millions are slaving in this country for peanuts daily it has got to stop

Life is too short to be obsessing about the life choices others make,


As far as far as you are not hurting others,

I'm cool with it,

whatever people are willing to buy,


There will be people ready to sell,


The blame doesn't solely fall on those girls,


But those guys too who are ready to pay for it,



And you and I know that, when the trumpet of konji sounds,

Many of us will not be able to resist it call,

So, the buying and selling will not be ending anytime soon

The media created Kim

The media made her famous,

And the media is keeping her famous,




Tell me what talent she has again?

Except, snapping pictures or being photogenic

It high time this networks starred using their subscribers as ambassadors,



A Nigerian celibrity endorsing your network can't influence ordinary Nigerians to join the network,


So whether you use 2face or me, it makes no difference

Fulani Corporation








You have two cows



You feed them on peoples farmland,




And when the reprimand you,




You kill them

PentiumPro:
While Yibooleand will be completely overwhelmed with the highest level of crime on the surface of the earth

cry me a river,





with the rate of human sacrifice that would be taking place in South West,



People like you will be looking for asylum in the SE

1) The refinery at Kaduna , will be used to refine groundnut oil












2)The headquarters of all oil companies and banks will now be in the Niger Delta, and Lagos will go back to being just another state in the South West









3)Poverty in the South West will increase, and the main industries will be Oyedepo's And Adeboye's Church,








4)The highest rate of human migration ever recorded in history will take place, with millions leaving Lagos for greener pastures in the SE and SS









5)Tinubu will rightfully take his place, as a village champion















;

A

I just realized this after I broke up with a girl a few weeks ago,



Then I realized that if relationships especially Nigerian ones were an investment,


We guys will be in the red,



And the girls will be the only company that has never suffered a loss,




Yes , the relationship was great, we lasted upto six months, the sex was good,



After we broke up a few weeks ago, I kind of wrote down, the total of how much I spent, then I was, this was a loss making business,

Yes we had sex, but we were fucking each other nah,



At the end, the will start saying you broke their heart, but wetin dem carry come dem still carry am go,


The will soon forget about you, carry that same food were you been dey chop, go supply for another nigga,

# wetinlossthem?





That's why you will see many guys after spending so much on their girl, the day she agrees to visit him at home,


My guy go buy tramadol, viagra, etc,


Say this girl go die for my hand today,



At the end she visits, he bleeps her with all his strength,


She no die, she still wake up for bed, collect am transport money, and my guy go still escort am go drop for Junction,





What am I trying to say,



Like the bookies always, when you are spending on a girl, spend money you can afford to lose,


Moral of the story :

A relationship is never an investment,


And sex is never a profit

Aunty,


Thanks for the lesson

Durent:
Dis thought just crossed my mind after i saw a man tryin to beat his matured son but da guy is not bearded, just huge, definitely 18+.I remember dat when i was 18, my parents were still beating me
Is it against nigeria law or is it allowed.
What would u do if ur parents beat u at dis age. As for me i'll leave their house

leave house go where?, by the time hunger don wire you, no be pesin go tell you make you return,



But some father's dey fall hands sha

Some parents are just bullies

It was on Sunday, I placed a bet I always call the no hope bet, in which I gathered 11 unknown teams that gave me enough odds for a 200naira to make 400k,



I had no hopes the game will click,




I was kind of trying my luck


Then this morning, I went through my betting history, and saw that only one game , Pacos ferreira vs arouca stopped me from making that dough,



Since I played Pacos to win,


And the drew,


Am feeling kind of sad, 400k just slipped through my fingers,



But no yawa sha, one day oyinbo go pay

The article is spot on

Arrested for what?,




If there is one thing I have learnt in life,


It is to choose my battles wisely,



Hamas fires rockets into Israel and when Israel responds ,



The begin shouting war crime,




I was listening to a BBC radio program last week, when the sister of a Palestinian girl who bombed an Israeli train station few years ago , killing two policemen who blocked her and injuring about 16 people, was interviewed, and she was saying that her sister was a martyr, and that people in their village now see her sister as a hero,


And I was like, for people with such mentality, Why won't the Israelis do all the can to protect themselves?

The Media is controlled by the Jews and the Jews maintain their dominance over America by pitting the sheeple blacks against the whites, check the history of black empowerment organisations like NAACP and SPL, and you will see that the are funded by jews,




Jesse Jackson and AL Sharpton will make noise in the media and organise protests when one white cop kills a black man, whom if you check well, might be a criminal,



But will not protest the killing of blacks by fellow blacks in gang violence in Chicago, Compton etc ,


The chances of a black American' being killed by a fellow black is like 70% higher than his chance of being killed by a white man

Cutehector:
Looooool



I did..


And she took it and showed all d girls in our class and dey all laffed at me

Cc; introvert

guy na dis same thing put you for trouble, u no wan learn abi?

Threads like this confuse me,



Are we to condole with you, advice you, or learn from your mistake or what?