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I have seen why we have not won a trophy going 9yrs now, na atiku badluck dey follow us

Hey you mr man, whatever u call yourself, if u want nigeria to really last for 100yrs call your boys that want to divide PDP, and are causing problems for my brother jonathan to order, or else Na this 99yrs were nigeria go expire oh

so this guy father been dey alive all this while?

jamace: https://www.nairaland.com/1431819/why-did-akpabio-family-relocate

Mbon mi. Nsitibe?

yak godswill adia okuk akwa ibom ekpri

Giade urged members of
the public to pursue
legitimate businesses at
all times noting that a
good name is far better
than ill-gotten wealth.

A Movie is cd plate while a film is the cd himself

the dreaded
ceefeelis, mr op i came to cee what u are ceeing, inside the ceeling

DaLover: It's high time this country stops his sort of welfarist attitude , why should the FG be distributing books at this day and age?

are u sane at all my friend?

Built2last: i have observed that these militants have "General" attached to their names.WHY?

because the are chopping money meant for the general public

Bryancrox: cause dey where all born in General hospital

Lol

PehaKaso: May God punish all Niger Delta haters. We're pulling out of dis con3 4rm now & 2015. FYI, we're ready 4 WAR

my friend speak for yourself, as a niger deltan am against the likes of tompolo,asari dokubo, boyloaf, ateke tom and their likes, the are greedy thieves and murderers,the never fought for the good of fellow niger deltans, but only for their own good, the late isaac boro of blessed memory, is the only freedom fighter who fought for the betterment of all niger deltans,

.1)u thank God for every success and blame Satan for every failure

Nansense post, created by a mumu op, brought to frontpage by mumu mod, and viewed by mumus who even have time to comment

A Christian
lady who lived
next door to
an atheist
There was a
Christian lady
who lived
next door to
an atheist.
Every day,
when the lady
prayed, the
atheist guy
could hear her.
He thought to
himself, "She
sure is crazy,
praying all the
time like that.
Doesn't she
know there
isn't a God?"
Many times
while she was
praying, he
would go to
her house and
harass her,
saying "Lady,
why do you
pray all the
time? Don't
you know
there is no
God?" But she
kept on
praying.
One day, she
ran out of
groceries. As
usual, she was
praying to the
Lord
explaining her
situation and
thanking Him
for what He
was gonna do.
As usual, the
atheist heard
her praying
and thought
to himself,
"Humph! I'll
fix her."
He went to
the grocery
store, bought
a whole bunch
of groceries,
took them to
her house,
dropped them
off on the
front porch,
rang the door
bell and then
hid in the
bushes to see
what she
would do.
When she
opened the
door and saw
the groceries,
she began to
praise the
Lord with all
her heart,
jumping,
singing and
shouting
everywhere!
The atheist
then jumped
out of the
bushes and
told her, "You
ol' crazy lady,
God didn't buy
you those
groceries, I
bought those
groceries!" At
hearing this,
she broke out
and started
running down
the street,
shouting and
praising the
Lord.
When he
finally caught
her, he asked
what her
problem was.
She said, "I
knew the Lord
would provide
me with some
groceries, but I
didn't know
he was gonna
make the devil
pay for them!"

adaobi123: There's a thread on this already.....

sorry i didn't see that, please post the link here

.There are many like boyloaf here in my state, this ex militants were once bunkerers and are still bunkering,

“I hate to hear the
word ‘oil thieves or
oil theft’ because the
people you want to
label as thieves are
simply trying to
make use of their
God-given resources.
In other words what
they are doing is the
legitimate ‘resource
control’ that we have
been talking about.
“The truth of the
matter is that the
Niger Delta people
are simply
controlling their
resources and not
stealing any oil,”
Boyloaf said.

tabletop: D movie is so intresting. Infact my besties are game of throne, vikings, arrow, walking dead. If you there is any †̥ђɑ̤̥̈̊†̥ can make me sit for hours pls do let me knw

try spartacus, u will love it

Pastor=I am a man of god'= I
retail heaven for a living.
Don't judge my morals. I
am only a middleman, if am to listen to anyone's advice it's got to be my parent's

(1) You are a bible believer, you go to church daily, you try your best to do good, in your house gate u put up a sticker captioned 'No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper', One night you pray with your family before you retire to bed, assasins attack later in the night killing you and raping your wife?
(2) You are a born again christian you pay your tithes and hardly misses any church program, you just bought yourself a new toyota yaris car, u took it to your pastor for blessing, after that u buy a bible and always keep it in your front seat, not upto two months after u meet with an accident killing u
abeg to the christian brothers in the house,
why should this tragedies be happening to people who belief in God?

kaorama: Hope nobody died. But I thought Fashola has expelled all the lunatics in Lagos with the deportation of Igbos? How come there are still lunatics on Lagos roads?

are u trying to be funny #u failed

I hope nobody died?

adaobi123: Nice to know

lol

cream crackers

siaka tiene of ivory coast,

Forget that hot babe ozil is with, i bet u ozil is still a virgin

All i have to say is
Welcome on bored

ambassador of energy of what?
A)chemical energy
b)solar energy
c)nuclear energy
d)garri energy
e)money energy
f)all of the above

a scene from the movie

the earl and ragnar lothbrok's rival earl haraldson

his wife lagertha