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I'm kind of shocked how fast my data finishes, Imagine subscribing etisalat 2gb last month and it didn't even last upto 3 weeks, at first I thought that the problem was with the network, so I then subscribed for mtn's 2gb plan , an here I am three days after, almost 400mb has already gone, and the way I see it, it won't last me upto three weeks too,



And funny thing is , I only browsed the net with opera, checked twitter a few times, checked my mail,










I checked how much data the Opera was consuming and it was quite shocking, 350mb for three days of surfing the net,


Please guys help a brother out, how can I minimize this consumption of data by my phone?

Funny how this fulani herdsmen now carry weapons around without being apprehended by the police,



Or is the NPF telling us that Fulanis are above the law?

At first I was like Buhari is a bigot, a tribalist who favours his own,


Now am like, I was too fast to judge the man,



Infact he should fill his cabinet with Imams and Mullahs ,


If that is what he needs, to make this country better,


At least, I now sleep and wake with nepa light, if that is not an improvement, what is?

This is bad

Funny how people were no get shishi, go dey advice millionaires online, how to spend their money

Wetin Buhari dey try talk for pidgin be say ,


South East, una never see something,

Maybe I lack a sense of good taste in women, maybe my definition of beauty is wack,



But in my eyes, I see no beauty in this Dj Cuppy,



All I see is a face filled with make up and a girl who looks like one of my kid sister's dolls

Studio rat,


Guy you wicked oh,



So you dey try tell us say Korede Bello was once a studio rat,




Airforce1 you don hear,



If you wan follow hammer like Korede Bello , It's high time you became a studio rat

INTROVERT:
.

I always wonder, is she a human being or a robot?

If there is one thing in my life I wish I didn't know , it will be the experience of sex,



If I never knew what sex was, I will be better off, financially, emotionally, spirituality, psychologically etc,

pythondjango:
please how much did u got it and what is activating code please,thank you.

2k and the code is *123*4*3*1#

Imagine subscribing for Etisalat's 2gb plan, and it won't even last for three weeks and you didn't even download anything, or even play YouTube videos, but only browsed the net with opera and checked your mails a few times,

Kind of funny how this Apc stalwarts from the South and their paid to post agents here on nairaland are defending Buhari's choice of appointments,




Telling us that his appointments for now is less than 5% and that there are still many positions to be filled,



Truth is this appointments are the President's inner circle, this are the people who will be near and have the ears of the President, a minister is not as influential as the chief of staff, the SSG informs the President of the going ons in the country,



The SSG and Chief of Staff are more influential than even a minister in the government, and this position is always given to people you trust, and Buhari is trying to tell us that he does not trust southerners, be you Yoruba Apc or Igbo Apc,



If you look look at the majority of appointments, you will see that the President's inner circle, from his chief of staff , to SSG, to Chief of Security, are all northerners,




Apart from Femi Adesina who is jointly in charge of Media with Shehu Garba another northerner.






Another excuse the give is that he is appointing technocrats,


Who dem wan deceive with big english,


Are the trying to tell us that the South doesn't have technocrats? ,


Even with their population advantage , we still have more educated people down South,


Except the technocrats the meant was hausa /fulani technocrats.







Another excuse the always make is that Buhari is appointing people who have a clean record and are not corrupt,


Even one of them even went as far as saying that all southerners are corrupt,.


It kind of made me laugh,


I always tell people that corrupt governors down South are learning work for where corrupt governor for North dey,



Maybe the should first start by telling us how Atiku, Ibb, and Abacha's family got so rich,




There are many people down south with a clean record,



Truth is Buhari is more comfortable with Northerners and we all know that speaking English is a burden to him


So he will be comfortable with an inner circle were Hausa is the spoken language and majority join him in prayers at the National mosque on friday

The think I have realised about this world is that no matter how good you are at what you do,


If it doesn't make you rich or famous



Nobody go send you

All d'banj needs is a good beat with another catchy lyrics like Oliver twist, and he will be back on top,



After all the hit songs playing on our radios today are nothing to write home about lyrics wise, It's all about the beat

Is the Bible telling us that people like this killer, Shekau, Isis leader etc, were also created like the rest of us in God's image?

The northern game plan, began by first supporting Dogara and Saraki to beat Tinubu's favoured candidates,




Now Saraki with a corruption case hanging over his head, will try to show that he is loyal to Buhari by not questioning his choices, and Dogara too will be doing same,




As far as I know, Tinubu is powerless to influence anything in this administration,




South West don enter one chance

Funny how this lying liars of Apc always make excuses that Buhari is appointing people who he trusts and are not corrupt,




Are the telling us that all of us from the South are corrupt?

SeverusSnape:
Bros, I just dey laugh, Seriously.

We no talk am?...like I said earlier, I'm not surprised a bit.

Leopard dey change its spot?... Mbanu!

the change is here,






Tinubu seeing that list will take off his glasses to look wella, even Tinubu is not sure whether this is the kind of change he wanted [email]

SeverusSnape:
Bros, I just dey laugh, Seriously.

We no talk am?...like I said earlier, I'm not surprised a bit.

Leopard dey change its spot?... Mbanu!

the change is here,






Tinubu seeing that list will take off his glasses to look wella, even Tinubu is not sure whether this is the kind of change he wanted [/email]

SeverusSnape:
Bros, I just dey laugh, Seriously.

We no talk am?...like I said earlier, I'm not surprised a bit.

Leopard dey change its spot?... Mbanu!

the change is here,






Tinubu seeing that list will take off his glasses to look wella, even Tinubu is not sure whether this is the kind of change he wanted

South West una never see something,

I see

AdaNri1:
Personally I don't think it's a big deal. You can be in a relationship with someone and hope everything works but as it progresses you find a lot of things you don't like about the person and you're looking for a way out then [size=20pt]he pops the question![/size]

Would you blame her if [size=20pt]she says no?[/size]

saying No is a luxury reserved for a very courageous few,




Family pressure, and the fear of missing out on what might be a once in a lifetime opportunity, won't let many say the No word, even when the man might not be their definition of Mr right

christinie:
If I get into a relationship with any guy and find out he's not the type of man I would like to spend my life with I will quickly leave him.

keep trying your luck,

The girl might just be the only one who will regret saying No,

Graduate this graduate that,


You guys feel so entitled,



.




From bursary to nysc allowance to even nysc loans,




I think you guys have been given more than enough by the government,




You get all this while those who never went to school get nothing and yet you guys are still demanding more from the government

This is a government of the aboki by the aboki and for the aboki

You know that a team is poor when Rooney gets a hatrick against them,





Even Watford go win dis guys

See Rooney were no fit score one goal for league,



Him don catch westpipe today

Love is overrated

This slave and master relationship has got to stop,




It's either we remain as one country with each region controlling it resources, or we go our separate ways,

Boyloaf is as idiotic as his name,




And the fool even had the guts to advocate for amnesty for boko haram,




It's President Goodluck that caused all this sha, by giving the likes of this tout contracts and making them rich beyond their dreams,



Boyloaf is no position to speak for Niger delta youths his opinion is his and his only