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TV/Movies / Re: Some American Series That Overstayed Their Welcome by ebamma(m): 8:21am On Aug 24, 2015
2)The Walking Dead : The Sheriff Rick Grimes looking for and finally seeing his family after a zombie invasion that killed almost everybody in his city is a good storyline, we enjoyed the 3 seasons of them trying to survive looking for food, meeting bad guys who tried to killed them and take their belongings and all of that,




But from the season 4, the story becomes predictable,





Their food rations will be exhausted some of them will go out looking for food, their camp will be overrun by zombies and maybe a few of them will lose their lives and then the will go looking for a new safe place to stay, the will meet bad guys who will try to kill them,



And don't forget, Rick Grimes is untouchable, he might fall sick, become detached , start acting weird, but death is afraid of Rick Grimes,



I bet this storyline repeated itself for almost the whole series
TV/Movies / Some American Series That Overstayed Their Welcome by ebamma(m): 8:19am On Aug 24, 2015
The same issue we have against nollywood is what we savour daily in American serials, which is repetitive storylines,






Some series we love watching , I think started becoming repetitive and predictable include,





1)24: I loved the heroics of Jack Bauer in the first to third season , but from the fourth season, I started predicting what will happen at the end and I was always 80% correct,



Terrorists always succeed in getting nuclear or biological weapons into the United States,




I'm surprised that the always end up having the phone number of the President of the United States,




The might be able to set off a bomb or two with minimal casualties, then as the third bomb that could have had a maximum casualty result is about to go off, Jack Bauer always appears to save the day,



I bet many of us who watched the series have seen this storyline appear in 3 or more seasons.

And don't forget there is always a mole in Ctu,


And even if Jack Bauer is exposed to chemical weapons or shot 5 times he will not even be seriously injured talk less of dying

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Politics / Re: Uncertainty Hangs Over Buhari's #5000 Stipends For #25M Poorest Nigerians by ebamma(m): 6:25pm On Aug 23, 2015
I know that Buhari is a man of his promise”, said Mallan
Saidu Madaki, a traditional barber who spoke to our
Kaduna Correspondent in Kaduna. “He will pay us that
N5000. If I get N5000 in a month, I wont be trecking
round Kaduna just to end up with N200 per day most of
the times. I have a wife and five children”,







This is what is wrong with the North ,
How can a man who makes 200 naira per day have a wife and five children,




What hope is there for those kids,



How will the feed talkless of going to school,



Many like this man should be sterilized before the inflict more damage

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Crime / Re: Mob Roasts Man For Robbing A Woman Pot Of Soup In Calabar by ebamma(m): 2:54pm On Aug 23, 2015
Sweetlemon:
Do you know the funny thing?
The same mob voted/fought for GEJ.

Africans! Nigerians! Na real wa for una o!
the action of a few shouldn't define us all,




Many who took part in this act are area boys themselves, many onlookers will be afraid of interfering fearing for their safety if the try it
Crime / Re: Mob Roasts Man For Robbing A Woman Pot Of Soup In Calabar by ebamma(m): 2:51pm On Aug 23, 2015
Ndito scolombo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 23rd August 2015 by ebamma(m): 2:18pm On Aug 23, 2015
CFCfan:

Make it two by two
funny how chelsea fans get too excited after one win,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 23rd August 2015 by ebamma(m): 2:03pm On Aug 23, 2015
Pedro



1 goal

1 assist







Rooney




0 goals



0 assists
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 23rd August 2015 by ebamma(m): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2015
xynerise:
See the idiot wey suppose come Man utd
come do wetin?,



No be una talk say Depay na new Cr7,


Wetin una come need Pedro for again?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 23rd August 2015 by ebamma(m): 1:51pm On Aug 23, 2015
Mourinho be like


Money well spent

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) On 23rd August 2015 by ebamma(m): 12:29pm On Aug 23, 2015
My money is on chelsea winning this
Romance / Re: UGLY Vs Handsome;what Ugly Guys Experience Daily! by ebamma(m): 9:32pm On Aug 22, 2015
the handsome guy bring the BMW the girls said: wooow... very cool guy... if the ugly guy bring the BMW the girls said: where is your master?
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Two Suspects For Cocaine Trafficking (Pictured) by ebamma(m): 1:50pm On Aug 22, 2015
Money must be made

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Politics / Re: The Government Should Legalise Prostitution by ebamma(m): 11:02pm On Aug 21, 2015
EdCure:
Ashawo no be work
anything were dey give pesin food chop na work
Politics / The Government Should Legalise Prostitution by ebamma(m): 7:45pm On Aug 21, 2015
A few days ago I read of the demolition of a brothel by the government of Anambra state, I felt really bad, cos this prostitutes like everyone , are just trying to make a living,




Prostitutes exist due to demand, if the demand wasn't there, those girls will not be in that industry,



Many of this girls not only support their self with the proceeds the make from selling of their bodies but also their families too,





Am not preaching that being a prostitute is a good thing, all am saying is let the government make prostitution legal, as it is done in many other countries, then all Prostitutes will duly be registered and the government will be running tests for Aids and other STDs, weekly, and those infected will be deregistered and blacklisted from working as prostitutes,




Thus saving many who patronise prostitutes from infections,





The government might turn the other chick, but truth is millions patronise this prostitutes yearly and it is a billion dollars industry,





The excuse the government always gives is that criminals use brothels as their hideouts and many vices like drug dealing and pimping take place in brothels, but that is because it's not legal, legalise prostitution and many of this anti - social elements will no longer frequent brothels and truth is majority of people who patronise prostitutes are not even criminals,



That pastor raving on the pulpit about how the daughters of Jezebel are destroying the world and making many a man to sin, might be disguising and visiting the same daughters of Jezebel in the night,







I hope that the government will look into legalizing prostitution cos it's high time it became legal
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Buying Plantain Chips On The Road Side (pic) by ebamma(m): 7:18pm On Aug 21, 2015
Publicity stunt,





Loving the poor it's not by buying palm oil or plantain chips from them,



It's buy using your office and the power that comes with it, to lift them out of poverty

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Politics / Re: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by ebamma(m): 9:46pm On Aug 14, 2015
[quote author=wadetaw202 post=36964816][/quote]your father don suffer, Why you dey curse am like this nah?,

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Politics / Re: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by ebamma(m): 9:38pm On Aug 14, 2015
wadetaw202:

You bet without evidence? I am a cursed bastard

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Politics / Re: The Truth Behind The Deceitful Story Of Abobaku And Ile Ife: Ife Indigenes React by ebamma(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14, 2015
Denying that a king is buried with alive or dead humans is nothing new, but many of us know that it still happens in many parts of the country,



I bet the Abobaku might have even been kidnapped by the Ife chiefs and is cooling off in one shrine somewhere in Ife, for onward interment with the Oba

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Celebrities / Re: Meek Mill Takes Nicki Minaj On A Ride With His Monster Bike by ebamma(m): 5:16pm On Aug 14, 2015
HDee:


her future seems brighter than any of the kardashian clan
future?


Dude are you kidding me? ,




She is in the family business of bleeping rappers and basketball stars, and hugging the limelight,



And she didn't even wait to turn 18 first before she started doing it,



Remember she was going out with Tyga many months ago before this week that she turned 18,
Celebrities / Re: Meek Mill Takes Nicki Minaj On A Ride With His Monster Bike by ebamma(m): 1:40pm On Aug 14, 2015
HDee:
Meanwhile! Kylie's curves tho! As in! D small girl of yesterday
she don dey do butt injections small small, in a few years time she will be challenging her sister Kim for Biggest Butt
Politics / Re: Senator Ita-Giwa In Texas, Meets Jemiriye (Photos) by ebamma(m): 8:54pm On Aug 13, 2015
I see,


Also featured in the news,



Garri the stable food of millions of Nigerians is still selling at 20 naira per cup after Senator Ita Giwa flew to Texas

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Celebrities / Re: Some Memorable Photos At Lanre Makun Traditional Wedding In Owerri by ebamma(m): 8:48pm On Aug 13, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
jeeeeeezzzzzz and I am in Owerri o! why didn't anyone inform me about this wedding for me to go n catch some big fish?
because you are neither a celebrity or a politician or a billionaire, so try to be any of the above and you shall surely be invited to future weddings

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Politics / Re: Meet A Man Who Spends Time Cheating Death Every Day. Rule No.1 - Don’t Shout! by ebamma(m): 8:45pm On Aug 13, 2015
One day monkey go go market but e no go return

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Romance / Re: Sex Is Overrated! by ebamma(m): 8:41pm On Aug 13, 2015
Sex is truly overrated,





I'm always amazed when I see guys spend so much money trying to bed a girl,





It's only after the reach orgasm, do the realise their mistake,





Sex is never worth the money you pay for it

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Celebrities / Re: Kenyan Musicians Protest Against Davido, Wizkid And Others by ebamma(m): 8:35pm On Aug 13, 2015
The should just shut up and make good music first,






No so our boys been dey suffer, when our radio stations only played American rap and R&B tracks, now the have earned their stripes and our radio stations now play almost 100% Nigerian tracks

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Politics / Re: Photos: Absconded Abobaku Of Oni Responds Via Twitter. See Photos by ebamma(m): 6:07pm On Aug 13, 2015
Why is government silent on this Abobaku debacle,






That man has a right to life which is protected by our Constitution, Or is the government now in support of murder,





This diabolic and evil culture should be banned abeg

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Politics / Re: Photos: Absconded Abobaku Of Oni Responds Via Twitter. See Photos by ebamma(m): 6:02pm On Aug 13, 2015
That guy is funny sha,
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by ebamma(m): 11:44am On Aug 13, 2015
Rip
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Mr Ibu's Acquires Multi-million Naira Mansion by ebamma(m): 6:47am On Aug 13, 2015
This days I don't even know what a mansion is anymore

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Jokes Etc / Re: If Given One Option, Who Will You Save? by ebamma(m): 9:43pm On Aug 12, 2015
After eating garri for breakfast , lunch and supper for some months now,


Even mum will understand why I had to save that 100million,






Wife, I get it you love me, but I can always find and make another woman love me if I had 100million in the bank,





So my answer will be number 3

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Has Been 'decapitated': Chadian Leader by ebamma(m): 9:40am On Aug 12, 2015
I see
Romance / Re: Ladies, Am I The Only Guy With The Best Swagg On Nairaland??.... Pictures by ebamma(m): 9:11pm On Aug 11, 2015
Francis95:
I no send them shaa.. Actually, am not a professional dancer... Buh I can dance very well... My popsy dey fear me sef cheesy
fear you gini?,









My guy, I now know your problem,







How many igbo you smoke before you start create this thread?

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