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[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]THE GODS BE PRAISED![/quote]the same gods that were there watching your ancestors being colonised by the british abi na the same gods were been dey watch as whitemen take our people into slavery?

safe according to naija roads is a lucky word,some days u may be lucky to travel all night long without encountering any armed robbers, or police road blocks but on a bad day u will experience all of the above

yuzedo: in Bananana Iceland.......

.all gatemen are allowed to use the internet

You

him mama still dey fine sha

so people still save money in banks, me am still using the under of my mattress

and garri is still selling at 30naira per cup

After watching almost 30 of madrid matches last season, i am disappointed that madrid are holding out for 30million for higuain taking into consideration his 16 goals scored last season, to me he is worth 10 to 15million,
To me this five players will cost us less and are better than higuain
1)Loic Remy:he is a very good striker and with Qpr relegated he will cost us highest 10million
2)Christian Benteke:he is strong and has proven himself in the epl, he will cost us highest 22 to 25million
3)Michu:the spanish dude who scored against us at our home ground in our dèfeat to swansea, to me is also a better option he will cost us 15 to 20million
4)Cesc Fabregas:fabregas status at barca is depreciating with the arrival of neymar, na bench him go chop, so with a buyout clause of 25million we could easily offer him a way out of barca's bench to our starting eleven, u might ask is fabregas a striker, remember euro 2012, he was deployed as a striker and he performed quite well
5)Alesander Matri:after the arrival of tevez and llorente, with atleast a 10million offer juventus will not hesitate to let him go.
I hope wenger is listening to me i no wan hear say him don go sign one small boy of 16years again oh.

PointB: Seems to me that the writer has a very low self esteem - which he invariably projects unto others.


Hear him:



Imagine that coming from an African, and some people are falling head over heel to laud him, simply because he mentioned Patience and Jonathan in the megalomaniac write-up. Shame!

see who is talking

where am i?

I just dey look una,can u imagine this two muds banning me{ebamma} since febuary for nuisance and telling me that my ban expires by november,just because I no get godfather,na only God. go judge two of una, na only for my body una dey get power no wahala, I don leave dis mata to God

yuzedo: Disgusting, dümb fück.

someone here needs a doctor

Marrying a man or woman is optional, so is having kids,if a man or woman thinks that marrying a person of a same sex will make him happy, he should be left to do his wish
Don't feed me that crap that gay is a white invention cos I have seen many men in my street here in nigeria who are gay

Our politicians in the ruling party have
failed us. And God will address their
matter. But before that divine
judgment must come the judgment of
the people. It is your responsibility as
opposition politician to deliver this well-
deserved judgment on behalf of the
good and oppressed people of this
country.
Your status as opposition politician is
attained upon the loss of an election or
political post whether or not that post
was secured through the ruling party. It
is evil for anyone to point to your past
and say that you once enjoyed the
largesse of the ruling party. What
matters is that God has, through your
political loss, shown you the light and
led you to the honorable path of
opposition. Loss of, or failure to secure
political office does not an opposition
politician make. What completes you as
an opposition politician who has lost
out in politics is the righteous anger
against all the unholy things going on
in the government you cannot be a
part of. There are some who lose out
and take the shameful path of hanging
around the corridors of power, placing
full-page, full-color pro government ads
in the papers, congratulating every
politician in power, commiserating with
serving politicians whose grandmothers
have died. Some even go as far digging
up some dead relative of someone in
power to do a 10 year remembrance
ad. God forbid that you disgrace
yourself like this for political power.
First thing to do is to change political
party. You cannot remain in the ruling
party and be successful as an
opposition politician. Our ruling party
does not take kindly to dissidents. They
destroy all who try. Look at that small
man in the house of representatives
who was trying to be an opposition
leader and how they used bribe money
to smear and truncate his hustle. So
you must decamp. It may be in a
colorful well attended ceremony where
the opposition leaders will welcome you
and your supporters in front of cameras
or through a press release. It doesn’t
matter. What matters is that people
know you now have nothing to do with
the evil big party.
As opposition politician, you need a
platform. You must remain in the
consciousness of the people especially
now that losing elections has led you to
the glorious and honorable path of
opposition. Try Twitter. People don’t
realize how powerful it is. You can from
the comfort of your room rouse
thousands of followers to the holy task
of insulting the government. Otherwise,
with some ‘brown envelopes’ you can
have journalists who will always run
your story and give you interviews. If
you use Twitter you need a lot of
followers. Followers are the key to your
success. It is they who will make sure
your thoughts get retweeted to the
ends of the earth. How do you get
followers? I have only about a
thousand, so Malam Nasir El Rufai, a
‘certified ruffler of feathers’ who has
over a hundred thousand followers is in
a better position to give advice on how
to grow your Twitter fan base. Don’t
say I sent you.
Your job as opposition politician is not
difficult. Our country is run like a circus-
a lot of what goes on beggars belief.
Where else for example will two
different security agencies arrest two
different sets of suspects who all
‘confess’ to the same crime. Or a
government official who will brazenly
budget 1.2million for a facebook
account? All you need to do is buy
newspapers and follow news reports on
Facebook and Twitter. If it is not the
President asking us to pray about
problems that he needs to solve
himself, it is him allocating one billion
to the Villa for food. Just tweet it and
your thousands of followers will retweet
it, adding the necessary insult to
injury.
Attack those who disagree with you.
Because the opposition should be, like
the customer, always right. Those who
question your motives or ideas are
enemies of progress and agents of the
ruling party. They must be denounced.
There can be no opposition to the
opposition.
You must understand that the only way
you can achieve change as an
opposition politician is by running for
office or getting a political
appointment. There is no need to do
anything selfless like what Al Gore, who
instead of running again for office after
he lost, devoted his life to fighting
climate change and other
environmental causes. That can only
work in America. Here you must be in
politics to achieve change.
Remember that being an opposition
politician covers a multitude of sins,
both past and present. As soon as
people receive evidence of your having
decamped they should, if they are not
evil people, turn your crimson past into
an immaculate white present. They
should not distract you from your task
of opposing the government by
bringing up scandals and allegations. If
they do God will judge them harshly.
I wish you well as opposition politician
and that someday, God blessing your
hustle, you will get that office you so
thoroughly deserve.
By Elnathan John

So eu is giving money to thieves to use and fight fellow thieves #i dey laugh oh

A beggar has no choice, u brought this on yourself if u had saved for the rainy days u won't be asking anybody for help now,

Now na who go pay for the damages done?

In europe?, this looks like an aba beer parlour to me

samba boys looking good for a next year world cup win

Soft pen for spain, ramos misses

adaobi123: Wth is spain playing at ?

the are playing at a 7nil defeat

3 nil

The spanish era ends 2nite

Coco diva: A welcome development.

because its not going to affect u abi?

And yet garri is still expensive

My dream sexmate

Abeg. Were I fit buy garri for here?