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he is of age, he has the wherewithal and is qualified to contest, gej can go to hell, im no amaechi fan, but i think he got the right to vote and be voted for .

Super1759: wonderfulation fantasticability.



I keep telling people,I rather learn how to repair phone and have a HANDIWORK than working in bank.

"Oya make una come join the queue,
by next month BATCH B nysc go join the queue."
nothing deh happen, life goes on

and after making money from the phone repairs u will take it to the bank for saving right?

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he will rather commit suicide than to die

Its when i travelled to my village for xmas and new year that i realised that many business opportunities abound,there is this friend of mine who is based in the village who buys palm-oil from our local farmers at akamkpa at four thousand naira per 20litre rubber and takes it to calabar main town to sell at four thousand four hundred naira,and he buys an average of 10 rubbers per day,that means he is making an average of 4,000naira daily,and in a month dude may be smiling to the bank with 120k.
I also realized that there was no local pure water company in the village,pure water companies came all the way from calabar to supply the village shops
I also realised that there was no local recharge card bulk suppliers all shop owners went all the way to calabar to buy recharge cards for sale.
Sometimes you might be thinking of starting a business in the main town forgetting that that money could have best be invested in your village and at better profit to you and less competitors,So when next you go to your village be on the lookout for those things that are scarce and you might be on your way to a better profit coupled with the cheap labor you will employ your expenses may be far less than investing in a main town

I dont think that pastor bakare will be making the same statement if president jonathan kneeled before him in his church,his statement reeks of jealously

70 percent of prostitutes in nigeria are from imo state

If i should hesitate to say
these things,it will not be
because they are untrue
but because i cannot
speak of them without
betraying my
imperfection: Nigerians
are the last people on
earth who should have
children:because we are
very very bad
people,having children is
akin to nurturing more
hyenas at home and
breeding a nest of
sorrows.Whether rich or
poor,aged or young,the
poverty of our souls and
our hatred for
humaneness leaves us
unworthy of such
enterprise as procreation.
A cursory look at our
families excites the
creepiest form of
marvel.The nigerian
family unit today parades
the worst form of
savagery.Mothers are
mightily pleased to see a
child hurt an annoying
neighbours dog or cat,and
such wise fathers we have
now,who consider it a
notable mark of martial
spirit when they see their
son domineer his weaker
peer.And there are those
whose parents raise
righteously breeding
them in their images to
conform to, and
perpetuate the worst
forms of religious bigotry
and inhumanity,according
to the holy tenets.
Thus from adolescene
through adulthood they
greet every dishonesty we
perpetrate with cheer,as
long as it translates to
stupendous wealth,higher
status and comfort of
knowing that their
children are smart and
inured in the ways of the
world
It starts from the very
little things,like nurturing
us to be brutes at
childhood and grooming
us to be fraudulent
through
adolescence,Hence the
multitude of
"peaceful,hardworking
and God-fearing" families
engaged in desperate
pursuits to enroll their
wards and university
hopefuls in "special
coaching schools" while
they purchase for
them,seats at "special
centres" as they write the
SSCE AND JAMB exams.
As you read this parents
are purchasing seats and
liberties to cheat for their
wards at Jamb and Waec
special centres,our
bankers are pilfering our
accounts 50 kobo,1 naira
to 100naira by the
second,motorists are
hastening off their normal
lanes to face oncoming
vehicles on the wrong
lanes,public
administrators are
stealing pension funds
meant for elderly
retirees,journalists are
receiving money to doctor
stories according to the
whims of desperate
politicians,and policemen
are harrasing motorists
for roger, all which are
products of our failed
parenthood

If i should hesitate to say these things,it will not be because they are untrue but because i cannot speak of them without betraying my imperfection: Nigerians are the last people on earth who should have children:because we are very very bad people,having children is akin to nurturing more hyenas at home and breeding a nest of sorrows.Whether rich or poor,aged or young,the poverty of our souls and our hatred for humaneness leaves us unworthy of such enterprise as procreation.
A cursory look at our families excites the creepiest form of marvel.The nigerian family unit today parades the worst form of savagery.Mothers are mightily pleased to see a child hurt an annoying neighbours dog or cat,and such wise fathers we have now,who consider it a notable mark of martial spirit when they see their son domineer his weaker peer.And there are those whose parents raise righteously breeding them in their images to conform to, and perpetuate the worst forms of religious bigotry and inhumanity,according to the holy tenets.
Thus from adolescene through adulthood they greet every dishonesty we perpetrate with cheer,as long as it translates to stupendous wealth,higher status and comfort of knowing that their children are smart and inured in the ways of the world
It starts from the very little things,like nurturing us to be brutes at childhood and grooming us to be fraudulent through adolescence,Hence the multitude of "peaceful,hardworking and God-fearing" families engaged in desperate pursuits to enroll their wards and university hopefuls in "special coaching schools" while they purchase for them,seats at "special centres" as they write the SSCE AND JAMB exams.
As you read this parents are purchasing seats and liberties to cheat for their wards at Jamb and Waec special centres,our bankers are pilfering our accounts 50 kobo,1 naira to 100naira by the second,motorists are hastening off their normal lanes to face oncoming vehicles on the wrong lanes,public administrators are stealing pension funds meant for elderly retirees,journalists are receiving money to doctor stories accordin to the whims of desperate politicians,and policemen are harrasing motorists for roger, all which are products of our failed parenthood

[quote author=Okija_juju]After ruining their lives over religion!! FHUCK THEM!!!

If I was one of the expelled students, I will go back, smuggle 50 litres of Petrol into school and burn the fhucking church down!!





https://media-geeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/03/i-am-number-4.jpg[/quote]and i always thought u were sane

you give your hard earned money to your girlfriend out of love but she goes behind your back to call u a mugu

Have been having this arguement with a friend,that merry making at burials is not a part of christianity cos its not found any where in the bible,but to my chagrin christian burials are always a place for merry making,please fellow christians in the house is it a must that i should buy drinks and cook food at my father's burial?

Akpan:what is a miracle
Okon:a miracle is an unbelievable happening
Akpan:what is an unbelievable happening
Okon:an unbelievable happening is an unexpected activity
Akpan:what is an unexpected activity
Okon:unexpected activity na wetin pesin no expect nah
Akpan:wetin pesin no dey expect
Okon:na miracle nah
Akpan :wetin be miracle sef
Okon:make thunder fire u

i hope he is not going to be paid his amnesty money again since he is no longer a nigerian

See this He goats arresting a real goat

I dey craze

Next story please

missblessiN: Then Wats?...

wats is that you should try and make a name for yourself

Na so craze dey start

And Jesus wept

Never to visit brothels and pay for sex again

Just three words 'medicine after death'

Whenever i turn my tv on to watch a football match i love seeing this honeywell noodles advert,i love noodles but my prefer indomie noodles no matter how many adverts of honeywell noodles i see i dont think i will switch over to their noodles,same thing for the star lager beer adverts,for me i prefer heineken to any other beer and no matter how many adverts of star beer i see it will not make me to switch my allegiance to them,so my question is do tv adverts really lead to more customers or are they just scams?

k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]Unfortunately, I'm guilty of none [/color]Hard to believe I guess.

your own na play, even your pastor is guilty of one of the above crimes,

@Op are u a learner?

iamswizz: hello....i am new to this forum... please what is wizkid

wizkid is a name of a person, animal,place or thing

fckmn24seg: did i comment?

Yes you didn't

See as pesin dey take panadol for anoda man headache

I Pledge to nigeria my country to be unfaithful,disloyal and dishonest,to serve nigeria is not by force,to defend our disunity,and uphold our dishonour and unglory so help me God