₦airaland Forum

you are suffering from Garrilackosis
which refers to the lack of garri in the body,
try eating atleast 10cups of garri everyday,

SLIDE waxie: what is a tatoo

tatoo is the plural form of toto

as far as it's not rape or phucking underage or another man's wife, our polithievecians have every right to phuck, #phuck is life and life is phucked

.like play like play this man has become the most popular civil defence personnel in nigeria, he has even become more popular than his alleged oga at the top

It is amazing how things
have changed.
GIRLS USED TO SAY:
1970: Love me But do not
touch me.
1980: Touch me, But do
not kiss me.
1990: Kiss me, But do not
do any thing else.
2000: Do everything, But
do not tell anybody.
2010: Do everything
anywhere. I want to prove
your ability to my friends.
2013: Do everything,
Otherwise I will tell
everybody that you can't
do anything!
===> I am wondering what
would be said 5years from
now.
.::SHARE YOUR VIEW::.

as an hausa man will say
'she is perry pine'

your friend caught your girlfriend bleeping your gateman adamu, and she begged him not to inform u about it, so your friend is pondering on whether to tell u or not

Put the details aside, what
you're trying to do is an
exchange of "beauty" and
"money" : Person A
provides beauty, and
Person B pays for it, fair
and square.
However, there's a deadly
problem here, your
beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone
without any good reason.
The fact is, my income
might increase from year
to year, but you can't be
prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint
of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and
you are a depreciation
asset #gbammest

kanye has every right to phuck and be phucked, afterall he is not married to kim

why are second hand cars called tokunbo
why are buses called molue

.

Mama iyabo bye bye
From today henceforth i promise to learn how to cook

And Jesus wept

yuzedo: Chief Yuzedo Sweetus Oyoyo, the Amuneke-uto 1 of Banana Iceland. tenk.

.chief yuzedo sweetus, the number one gateman of banana iceland, i hope u are not sleeping on duty?

samir101ng: Excuse me, which salary/job in Nigeria will give you the money to buy a $2.1M Bugatti Veyron ?

kidnapping, militancy, pastor, prophet, senator,ministers, and garri dealers

What about the state of kano state roads, imo state roads, rivers state roads, adamawa state roads,
Im beginning to feel like lagos is the only state with bad roads in nigeria

rip boy but why is your father's name ole(thief)?

.why naija bankers no dey make dis kind mistakes nah?

after that dana air crash last year, anybody still flying dana air this year is committing suicide, Op next time write your will first before flying dana air and rip in advance

Can better topics ever make frontpage ?

dave2: What's June 12th na
Some people claimed MKO won the elections, but was he ever declared as winner?
So, on what grounds should we mark June 12 as democracy day na?

read some history boy

Question to they Op
have u eaten today?

I dey laugh o

im half of 30yrs, and am a born again muslim, i'm i eligible?