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Elvis506:
that was then bro wen love still exist...

oh! so love no exist again ba?

Bollove:
Na lie my brother
as far as Your brain think for you not your Dick, you will always be successful in this regard !!!

hmm........See my guy, don't be too sure of yourself. The bad thing is, when it eventually happens to you......the effect of it would look like that of ''Goliath's stare at little david when he was about to chop his head off''

Elvis506:
gbaam! Mission accomplished...full stop.... gbaam! Mission accomplished...full stop....

ta! which kin mission? If na that kin philosophy our mama and papa dem bin use during their own days, wetin you think for dey happen today??

Lizabeth25:
I am going to tell you to follow your heart! I will never tell you to dump or marry him/her. If you believe you can cope with him/her, i will accept your decision!

Chikina!

And if My reply is: Follow my heart? but my heart is shattered. Why do you think i came to you for advise? Aint you suppose to be my boy?

Lizabeth25:
He shoudlnt be on the side of any of them!


That is one i meant!

I still don't understand. Lets pretend i am the groom and you my friend. And i asked you for advice, what would your reply be? oya!!!

Bollove:
When peeps like you suffers from wrecked marriage you would think it is ur mama papa that is against you without knowing it is all about fishbrain inside most woman head !!!

No one is asking you not to go out with a DJ, imagine a DJ ..... She may just wanna fu.c..ked with the DJ for the last time before closing her coochie against all men but for her husband alone ......... I am speaking from experience !!!

She lied to the DJ that her friend needed his service, she didn't discuss the date with the DJ with her fiance ... .... She just wanna get wasted before Marriage !!!

Two ladies have approached me in my lifetime for this kinda crap which I formally rejected cuz I know my conscience will set me on fire for the rest of my life, months later they got married and Pregnancy ensued, few months ago they have delivered ..........One is Industry colleague the other a Research colleague....... all these happened this year 2015

...... I have a sense of accomplishment whenever I see any of them ....... I know they are in relationship but they never hint me they are close to Wedding/Marriage..... ..... They have this attitude of showing you their relationship is not smooth or seriously searching for the right man for marriage thus lured you to take over !!!

I got to discovered that they are both suffering from distance relationship !

My policy is :

I don't share babe with anybody and I don't bang whom someone is banging .......... It is either me doing the banging/Dating or somebody else ..... Anything other than me , I quit .... I don't get jealous , World is free
Quit is so easy !!

That was the policy that helped me against those two ladies !!!

hmm....so far you have succeeded. Lets hope and pray it continues. But be sure to always have it at the back of ya mind that '' a woman with a mission cannot be found out even by the FBI''.

chrizbrain:
lady's dis days, u need to examine thoroughly before taking any marriage decision. do you know dat my guy ex girlfriend dat was suppose to get marry on Saturday actually came for more Bleep in the eve of her wedding to her real fiancee.
this days, guys need to check well

my guy, a woman with a mission can never be found out even by the FBI.

Lizabeth25:
Issues before marriage!

It is well though cus I believe in most couples, when they will settle their matter now, nobody will be there!


As for the friend @OP, it best you mid your business. Because at the end, people will blame you if they end marrying and they still break up!

A single person is better than a divorcee"

what do you mean mind your business? So you want the OP to tell his friend if he asks for advise to reply ''bro, Lizabeth25 for nairaland say make i mind my business, because e no be my matter'' huh?

proxillin:
Some people did not understand the part where I said she arrogant. I am not painting anyone bad.

Add ignorant to that list

Firstly she said the wedding was for a friend not hers. Maybe she doesn't want him to charge her much or something else we don't know.
Secondly, she does not talk freely when ever the DJ calls. why? Is it not suppose to be a business call? and one that concerns both she and her husband to-be?
Leaving chat history can be seen as careless action from the lady. If she had thought it thoroughly she would have cleared it.
Now here is what i can deduce from all these: This lady will be the type who will not respect you when you finally marries her. When you tell her, do this, she will reply:'' do what?''
She is an adventurous type who likes taking things for granted as long as it is considered fun.
I don't know how long they might have courted, but in my observation, i don't think its enough to say he knows who he is getting married to.

For her to have the guts to accept a date from a DJ is enough to pass the message: ''she is not disciplined''.

If he goes on with the wedding, let him know at the back of his mind that he is getting married to a lady who still possess 1000 inner characters he is yet to see.

Many of us are guilty of this. We leave our chargers in the wall sockets after removing our phones. For those who are adults and live also with fellow adults, no problem. But when you have little kids who sees everything as toys, one has to think twice.

In summary: Never leave anything in the socket if u know your kid can reach it!

Pass the message round.

Mexico? No Extradiction. Nice choice for a country.

From what I can deduce: OP didn't bring up the relationship talk during all those times. You guys didn't make any commitment. Just friendship while you are hoping she will love you for showing care and helping her. First mistake: u didn't ask her to be your gal. Maybe she would have said yes, because she won't have any choice since you are willing to help. In anycase, you are a HELPER. God sent you to help the poor girl. Don't hate her. You cannot maRry someone you don't love anyway. At the end, your friendship with her might be a blessing in disguise. Accept her wish but remain good friends. Be happy that you put a smile on someone's face.

Endi:
I didn't for lack of time. But let me rush through a description for each.

1. Flashshare - Shares huge files over a WiFi Direct network... almost like Bluetooth with x10 speeds.

2. Flipboard - Read more than a thousand magazines and news sites in the world. Brilliant and amazing UI and design.

3. Office Mobile - MS Office for mobile. You get MS Word, Excel and others. I don't need my PC to type and edit articles.

4. Musixmatch - Music player which downloads lyrics, edits song titles, downloads Album art etc.

5. Google Translate - Translator. I don't have to bother about what my co-gamers in Romania and Brazil are trying to say.

6. Tubemate - Download YouTube and other videos with the click of a button. Google sanctioned app, because they dont allow download of YouTube videos. Download this app from Android Freeware Marketplace, not available on Playstore.

7. Dumpster - A recycle bin for phones. Never mistakenly lose a photo, app or song forever. Just go to Dumpster, you will find that precious pic there.

8. Mobdro - Watch over 2000 Premium Cable TV channels for free and this includes all the DSTv channels and some Italian and Spanish porn channels.

9. Snapseed - Something better than Photoshop. On Android.

10. Songily - Song download app. No ads. No hassles. Almost every released song can be found there.

Aha, now you're talking

Endi:
1. Flashshare
2. Flipboard
3. Office Mobile
4. Musixmatch
5. Google Translate
6. Tubemate
7. Dumpster
8. Mobdro
9. Songily
10. Snapseed

If you want to be wowed, download these..

Why didn't u define each App and what they do

every story now makes front page, haba!!!

surprisingly i have not heard of these universities until now

Weere...............mad person

upon all ways to make yourself useful using nairaland as a platform, this is what you are using it for. pele

dmcdad:
And how many Nigerian men do wear "Agbada" in this present age? You will see that the number is infinitesimally small.

Not agbada per say, but occasional wears. Native wear and the rest. Whether they are infinitesimally small, atleast agree that it looks better on them while suits look better on guys with flat tummy.

walexy30:
You are talking ladies, Nigerian men have the same problem.

Yeah I know, but between the two which one is more disgusting to look at. Huh? Moreover agbada fits men with big tummy than the flat ones.

Shior! That's the same thing we have been hearing since decades ago. Probe! Probe!! Probe!!!.yet nothing would be heard. This is the part where those powerful CABALS would appear and Buhari would succumb to the pressure jst like his predecessors

Naija people are too much to fall victim o jare

But seriously, lmagine Tonto Dike, Genieve or Rita Dominic with pot bellies. Ta! Unless its pregnancy, if not, no matter how fine or pretty a lady is, if I sight any fold mountains on her abdomen region, I get disgusted. Worse is seeing these ladies with pot bellies wearing tight blouse and tucked into a jean. Yurk!!!

That just shows you how much he trust those working for him.

The guy standing at the back with a frown on his face be like '' picture ko, picstory ni.''

And not all these weavons and attachment we see everywhere