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tosyne2much:
Bwahahahaha roflwkmd lwlakmd


Chaii see as I dey tear laf here


Baba, my hand no dey dis one ooooo.. They will soon be here 4u

The irony of it all be say, na ya thread dem dey do am pass @tosyne2much

kimnicki:
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good evening all... please I'm new here
just joined today.. was introduced to it..
what's this "FTC" about? what's the gain?

FTC means FIrst To Comment. Its just a new slang lazy dudes who have nothing better to do than visiting new topics on nairaland, and they follow their instinct to identify which news would make front page. And when they do, they rush to comment. if their comment is the first, then its a "first to comment" scenario.
Gain? Na! Nothing is attached to it. Just a lousy way to keep the thread going

too lengthy but was worth reading every bit. You are good story keeper sha, cos the reader would like to know what happened at the end of the story

it still boils down to ''how to make millions overnight''.

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It was a clear case of man’s inhumanity to his fellow man. That is the only way anyone can describe the act of one Stephen Anona, 32, from Njikoka in Anambra State, who allegedly slaughtered one Daniel Bassey Solomon, from Uruan LGA, like goat with head, hands and legs cut-off, carefully stacked inside bags and dumped in the nearby bush.

The satanic and shocking act took place in the early hours of Tuesday, 28th July, on Itu Road, a stone-throw to the University of Uyo.

However, it took gallant officers and men of the Akwa Ibom State Police Command, less than 24 hours to track and arrest the fleeing suspect, Stephen, who absconded to his hometown in Anambra State, immediately after he committed the devilish act.

Parading the murder suspect, Wednesday, July 29th, before newsmen, the State Police Commissioner, CP Gabriel Achong, stated unequivocally that no one, no matter his status in the society, can commit a crime in Akwa Ibom and go away with it.

Most ladies in their late twenties are aware of their age and would do anything and here i mean anything to hold on to any eligible bachelor who crosses their path. They are willing to take all the poos that come their way, saying words like, ''its because of the love i have for you that i am ready to sustain this relationship''.

Ladies in their twenties always have this phobia for calendars especially if another year is fast ending.

Ladies in their twenties are so conscious of what they wear when they attend weddings and social events.

Ladies in their twenties prefer guys in their mid thirties rather than guys in their late twenties.

Ladies in their twenties are forced to be nice even when they are not comfortable with it.

Ladies in their twenties are church goers.

I will come back to add more, my table is filled wtih paper work.

You will never see something like this in a hollywood movie. The sound of the fall brings shivers

booked!

Make i say something at least make e no be like say i come first then i no come talk.

You forget the group wey come pick-pocket. these group go siddon near you, after dem go begin dey move dia body as if somthing dey scratch dem......dat na sign of operation in progress

shior............maybe the lady is ugly, thats why he aint attracted to her. they dia they claim holy holy

Rubbish...............the skin has layers, and removing the first layer is not what i would call a breakthrough

Read like you read the Bible. In order words, read to understand

I thought the grip was suppose to be by the waist trouser. Or are female officers not allowed to grip that section?

Do you know how much each person was promised?

iamtomi:
all the people shouting "3some,3some" i can bet that they have never xperienced it o... mtscheeww!

I swear some dey hear am for the first time sef

tosyne2much:
I be die hard Barcelona fan oooo

Oh! U be sister club. No wahala

tosyne2much:
Bros easy now


No be fight na

If u be chelsea fan, fight continues. But if u be gunner, fight ends

Sigh! .
I always hear this:
Before I get married, I would have made sure I understand her well well. I would have made sure I see the bad side of her. I would make sure etc etc etc etc etc etc
Yet..... I'm seeing marriage crashing every week.

Btw you two, I don't think she will be the one regretting meeting you. I think its the other way round. Because you didn't finish what you started.

After carefully reading here is my comment: point 1.the lady you brought to a hotel is not your real babe. You don't want her to know your real house,hence she is a side-kick or just a new gal you wanna bleep.
Point 2: the babe must be a runs gal and I can bet that call from her friend was not a coincidence, and that brings me back to my saying she is not ya babe. I just can't guess what her plan with her friend is. Maybe she doesn't want to bleep, and her friend's presence would guarantee that.
Point 3. You had no second thought to abandon them since she meant nothing to you. I can imagine the plans you had for the hours you booked, the bleeping and etc...oh well, the shock was just too much for you to handle.
Point 4: if she was your girl and u guys decided to spend time outside your house, then you would have accommodated her friend since you know u can always bleep your gf anytime aside that day. Conclusion: you just met this gal and u wanted to bleep her.
Point 4; how on earth will u waste 3k on food on a gal you hardly know, and who u are yet to bleep? Na jazz? If you had bleeped her like 3 rounds I'm sure you will buy the food and then tell her you are leaving.
So my take is, you played your part well to avoid spending without getting what u planned for. That gal no go call you again lai lai !

Everything on the list is equivalent to everything Life has to offer. So i don't see anything new

This ones are not girls o! na mamas i dey see o!!!

Why on earth would you use what you are not good at in the first place? Hunger never catch the person!