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TV/Movies › Re: Download And Request For Your Seasonal Movies Here - Direct Download Link by Eberex(m): 7:57am On Jul 11, 2015

GJames:
OMG. Please where are you located

O blimey! A thousand apologies but I'm in lagos.

TV/Movies › Re: Download And Request For Your Seasonal Movies Here - Direct Download Link by Eberex(m): 2:38pm On Jul 10, 2015*

GJames:
Please can i get the links for:

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE

MEET THE BROWNS: Season 3

THE AMAZING RACE: Season 25

Thank you

i have MIND YOUR LANGUAGE series, but i got it from someone. all episode

Nairaland General › Re: When The Rain Chooses The Wrong Time To Fall by Eberex(op): 1:02pm On Jul 10, 2015

INTROVERT:
Never a bad time for Gods blessings.

Its not like you'll enter the rain undecided

Nairaland General › When The Rain Chooses The Wrong Time To Fall by Eberex(op): 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2015

For me its

1. when i'm in a cab and my bus stop is close-by. And worse is, there are no places where one can run to for shelter.

2. When i close from work, and i know its definitely going to cause a huge traffic.

3. When i'm expecting a date after making all the arrangements in my room.

4. When i am the chief performer of an event that was suppose to take place in an open field.

5. When i have an interview.

The list is endless. What's yours huh

Family › Re: If You Didn't Play With These Dolls As A Girl,you Are N't Ripe For Marriage@pic by Eberex(m): 9:56am On Jul 10, 2015

This pictures have made front page for the second time, only with a different title. Dont our MODs have records of what they make Front page huh

na wao!!!

Romance › Re: Guy Takes Girl On A Trip To Dubai, Abandons Her There Because She Refuses Sex by Eberex(m): 12:46pm On Jul 08, 2015

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Crime › Re: We Planned Ikorodu Bank Robbery In 30 Minutes— Suspect by Eberex(m): 9:40am On Jul 07, 2015

clevadani:
These guys are soooooo dumb.
One used 1.5m out of 2m to buy a car!!! Dat is soooooo fooooliiiiish. How will he maintain dat car. Its obvious he is a born thief.
D 2nd one has 2 WIVES and 5 CHILDREN. Yet they will keep blaming the govt for their poverty an stupidity.

Listen to yourself (words in bold). Can people so dumb carry out such an operation? maybe only in naija.

Crime › Re: We Planned Ikorodu Bank Robbery In 30 Minutes— Suspect by Eberex(m): 9:22am On Jul 07, 2015

Crime › Re: We Planned Ikorodu Bank Robbery In 30 Minutes— Suspect by Eberex(m): 9:17am On Jul 07, 2015

This is an example of the slogan ''NIGERIAN POLICE ARE WORKING''.....rubbish. These fellas are scape-goats for all i care. That kind of operation can only be done by professionals who would go into hiding even if its one year. They wouldn't even dare buy exotic things so as not to arouse any suspicious dealing.

Check out the dude story: He got 2 million and the first thing he thought of was to get an Suv and then gave his wife 30,000. WTF! for someone who was into wood logging and said business was bad? What happened to investing the money silently?

For crying out loud our detectives are too gullible, or should i say i would call Nigerians gullible if they believe this crap.

30 minutes of planning indeed.

Where is my earpiece jare make i listen to Evanescence

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Stung By An Acid Bug A.K.A PAPA by Eberex(op): 8:01am On Jul 07, 2015

donholy28:
Haven't heard and haven't seen it

then you must be somewhere outside africa. Count yourself lucky anyway grin

Education › Re: Opinion: Top 5 Nigerias Most Beautiful University Libraries by Eberex(m): 8:00am On Jul 07, 2015

I represent UNN. Too bad the library wasn't completed while i was there.

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Stung By An Acid Bug A.K.A PAPA by Eberex(op): 7:57am On Jul 07, 2015

CountDracula:
did I stutter?

na! sounded kinda funny

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Stung By An Acid Bug A.K.A PAPA by Eberex(op): 7:50am On Jul 07, 2015

CountDracula:
Bikini beetle. Cos it looks like its wearin a red bra and panties

Did you say ''red bra and panties''?

Nairaland General › Have You Ever Been Stung By An Acid Bug A.K.A PAPA by Eberex(op): 7:39am On Jul 07, 2015

I had my University education in Nsukka where i discovered there is an insect you are not allowed to kill if they perch on your skin. These insects are known as PAPA there. I guess people have different names for it. Some call them ''Skirt and Blouse''.........funny when i heard that one.

The fly is a small beetle that does not bite or sting, but based on its nickname acid bug, guess what it does? The insides of the bug are toxic, and if you smack it against your skin the juices cause a burning rash.

I believe they come by season and during these time, no one dares to sleep facing up. We sleep with blanket covering all parts of our body, because back there in the hostels, all kinds of illumination attracted these insects, be it halogen or florescent lamps. They are always seen at the ceilings waiting to fall on a victim, whether sleeping or not.

We had cases of people having dark line patches on their faces, bodies etc especially one certain pretty girl back then. She was fair in complexion and probably didn't know much about PAPA. she killed the insect on her face by slapping it, and unfortunately for her the liquid left a straight black line like that of a charcoal on her face. hmmm.......you can imagine the look.

Skirt and Blouse grin

..............lol, i never knew it has different funny names.

What do you call this insect in your place?

Romance › Re: Photos: Guys, Don't Jump Into Bed With Every Girl You See (MUST READ) by Eberex(m): 12:35pm On Jul 06, 2015

why does someone always show up at that point in time? undecided

Career › Re: Three Habits That Will Keep You Permanently As An Employee. by Eberex(m): 6:13pm On Jul 02, 2015

Nice piece

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Eberex(m): 5:03pm On Jul 02, 2015

jennysarah:
Lol he's always 'doing something'.

hmm..........he would definitely not see it coming grin

Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done To Revenge On Your EX by Eberex(m): 3:46pm On Jul 02, 2015

jennysarah:
My ex knew the link to the security camera on my computer - kind of a doggy-cam thing - and gave it to all his mates. Not good. Now though I have his link, it's a cam in his room, and he hasn't got a clue. Karma is coming for him!

are you waiting for him to do something so you catch him on camera?

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Politics › Re: This Is How Ambode Wants To Solve Traffic Problem In Lagos by Eberex(m): 5:47pm On Jul 01, 2015

MKO4ever:
In summary:
--Improve traffic radio 96.1fm
--Increase the number of LASTMA on the road
--Increase the number of CCTV cameras and quality of information on www.tsaboin.com
--Fix the pot holes
--Take care of the danfo drivers
--More fly-overs: both pedestrian and for vehicles

You forgot to mention agberos

Business › Re: BVN Deadline: No Going Back-cbn – by Eberex(m): 8:35am On Jul 01, 2015

Franky9584:
frm d report i gathered, its nor necessary doing it again, if u hv done it wit 1 bank, all u need to do z to know ur bvn so dat abytime u wantd to do transaction wit d oda bank, u must gv dem ur bvn to show u hv registered otherwise, sorry for ur money

Thank u

Business › Re: BVN Deadline: No Going Back-cbn – by Eberex(m): 3:10pm On Jun 30, 2015

kaka22:
... then that's the answer... charms are cheap than bodyguards ... so do the needful

hehehehehehehehehe grin

Business › Re: BVN Deadline: No Going Back-cbn – by Eberex(m): 10:18am On Jun 30, 2015

christee:
ONE BVN COVERS ALL ACCOUNT NUMBERS OPENED IN YOUR NAME.
IF YOU HAVE DONE IN ONE BANK, TAKE THE BVN NO TO OTHER BANKS YOU ARE MAKING USE OF
THE ONLY THING REQUIRED IS THE CAPTURING OF YOUR THUMB, THAT'S ALL

If i dont do it today, will there be any consequence?

Business › Re: BVN Deadline: No Going Back-cbn – by Eberex(m): 9:41am On Jun 30, 2015

Franky9584:
I have 2 bank accts. I succeeded in doing one, plz can dat one covers d oda. . .matured minds

Same situation here too. I have gtb account and i have my BVN for that one. I also have firstbank, but i havent been there to do anything. question is, when i go to firstbank after today, hope they will register my bvn. Or do i still need to even go there today?

Christianity Etc › Re: How Your Thoughts Create Your Destiny by Eberex(m): 7:24am On Jun 30, 2015

Thoughts always comes first before action. Because events are formed by the thoughts we have, and gradually these events become real because there is a law of nature governing such.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Number Are You? (photo) by Eberex(m): 2:43pm On Jun 29, 2015

so someone fit get time collect pictures, come siddon arrange am like this? ta!! some people are indeed jobless

Crime › Re: My Experiences With Pick-pockets by Eberex(m): 9:32am On Jun 27, 2015

Mine happened at oshodi few years back. I had my phone in my front jeans pocket, with an earpiece attached while the music was blasting in my ears. There was a crowd at the bus stop, and when a bus came, everyone scrambled for a seat, fortunately for me I oCcupied the last seat{you know that seat at the second row close to the door}. When I sat down I immediately observed no music sound in my ears. Alas! I checked for my phone only to see my earpiece cord dangling. Immediately I alighted to check if it fell and then called the number with my other phone hoping it would ring and also hoping the thief was in the same bus, but It was switched off. In a space of less than a minute! Kai !

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Romance › Re: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Eberex(m): 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2015

misspicy:
Op is dis nose pointed?

I see you on every post. are u MTN?

its sure a pointed nose

Romance › Re: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Eberex(m): 3:54pm On Jun 26, 2015

MzMayD:
Am doing that already

BTW.

have you no pointed nose?

upload your pix let's see

I'll break in two if she does

Romance › Re: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Eberex(m): 3:52pm On Jun 26, 2015

dgalon:
pointed nose is in my gene

by the way Op.u look like my sister

Romance › Re: Thread For Beautiful Ladies With Pointed Nose by Eberex(m): 3:01pm On Jun 26, 2015

blublahd:
Did i ask for your help?

yes you did. whats the picture for?

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