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nellytivities:
Time for a lady to speak, since the thread is for both guy's and ladies.

I haven't exactly been maga-red by a guy because I have always been of the opinion that a guy can always call on his fellow guy to help him out of stuff. Also, I haven't dated any guy that actually needed my help.

The first guy I ever dated pulled that on me and because of love, I told him to send his account number, (I thought that after all he gives me money, it was like returning a portion of his money back to him).
My response made him so happy, he even loves me the more. He told me he was kidding though.
I don't maga my boyfriends. Normally, they know there are some responsibilities they should take up. I never asked a guy for school fees either. (That is the job of my dad).
But seriously guys, there are actually girls that say the truth when they ask for school fees. Probably they are trying to make ends meet in school as not all fingers are equal. Most of the girls you see around, they are the ones practically sending themselves to school. (I might just say they are hardworking girls).

As much as I never maga-red my bf, I magad some guys just for the fun of it. Especially the ones that thought they could get down with any girl. Or that were trying to act smart. Most of the guy's (almost all) I magad, I never met.
Il post one or two stories of my successful magaring. And also think up the ones that didn't work out.

I'm eagerly waiting for the stories

imtech:
mostly on online stores every 28th of november the prices of gadgets are slashed .. Unfortunately for me dis year ..D tin no meet doe 4 my hand...soo what wold you buy

Young man, this is naija not yankee. Must we westernize everything ?

nellytivities:
God will punish that girl! If this story is true. Though you wouldn't just put up a joke with your dad's life. But guy!, I'm a lady o...il say you over did it. There's nothing like family. Most school relationships never lead to marriage.

So what are you trying to say, that it is the girl's fault or what?

tosyne2much:
Na u come be father xmas abi ?

Help me ask am o! and the funny thing is that this message came withing the space of 5 seconds. Na ''copy and paste'' formular

Check out what this crazy girl just sent after saying hello.

Am Maris by name am frm Edo state while i stay in lagos,am a student of Ambrose Alli University at Edo state Ekpoma am Readin accountin 2oolvl.. Am lookin for assistance so badly I need mney to complect my school fees in school nw and my exams is startin by Friday my dear pls I really need ur help nw!

nellytivities:
Why won't they magarize you? You're desperate enough to put your mobile number on your nairaland profile.

That was cold. Couldn't you have said it a little more mild?

enkay4love:
Mine was about a guy I met on Naijaplanet.He said he's based in Ghana,into oil and gas & wants to break into the West African oil & gas economy(whatever that means). He was really insisting on us dating,& had'nt yet givn him any response cos I don't believe in online dating,& d fact that he is'nt within Nig makes it worse.Three days into talking wt each other,he claimed he was unhappy because som1 did away with d 6 million naira that was meant for all of them to share,that d person left Africa.Some days later,he claimed his uncle was hospitalised n was administerd 26 drips in 2 days!,that was not enough,he then claimed he has 6 female paddys over there,n that women are always running after him,meanwhile this is som1 that's jst 2 mths old over there n says he does'nt knw his way about yet.He then said,he made huge millions be4 now n lived in 4 different countries,when I asked him wot he used the millions for,he said his ex swindled him.When I told him we shuld see one on one,he said he'll come to Nigeria but on budget,that he does'nt have money to pay his way to Nigeria,that its a 12 hour journey 4rm Ghana to Nig,& dat our meeting point will be Lagos,4rm Lagos to Abuja to collect his Int'l passport,dat since he'll be on a budget,he won't be able to pay his way to my state to see me,he then asked if I culd meet him in Lagos,that his uncle he's staying with in Ghana, will be coming wt him to Lagos 4 a meeting n he has an undrstandng wt a hotel manager at Festac,that we'll be together thru d period the meeting will last n will introduce me to his younger bros.. I then asked him if he'll advice his sis to meet a man for the first time in such a non-neutral location,he quickly countered by saying he does'nt have a houuse of his own in Nigeria,n that dat's d best location for us to meet.I nw asked him if his parents don't own a home or house in Nig & whr was he living 2 mths ago in Nig before his sojourn in Ghana,he claimed he earlier told me his parents are in Angola,that his rent expired in Lagos n did'nt renew it b4 relocating 2 Ghana.D next thing,he started condemning Nigeria about,corruption,fraudulence,lies & even called it a hell hole.When I countered him by telling him never to tell that to a foreigner,dat its a treasonable offence,that was wen he continued the condemnation the most.I now told him,the Ghana he claims to be in,is no better,as he's still crying broke,evn d oil n gas biz he claims he's into is'nt helping matters,he quickly said,he's an enterpreneur,dat d oil biz made him who he is,d lands in PH,the cars etc.Hmmm....I just shook my head for him. Probably looking for a gullible lady to maga.Heheheh...

I don't like reading long articles but I was tempted to read this one. That dude must be an agbero. One thing is certain, when you start lying from the onset, its always difficult to cover it up with lies. The guy jam naija real babe.

nnamdiosu:
wowwww. 3...2....1 CONTACT!!!

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aniexyz:
the funny thing is after reading all the comments here, most guys will still be so gullible...

but some girls no just dey try sha o...

Oya advice d girls na

Ronnii:
Ehn, I just remembered this one....

I didnt watch this on tv but i read the comic strips.

pinkiepetite:
find person dey folo gist too na

I go try

pinkiepetite:
u dey vex?

I dey super vex .............if i see notification, i go think say i dey come read story of person wey fall mugu. but wen i open the thread na una gist i dey see!

tosyne2much:
Bros, we dey contribute big time oooooo

make i dey observe una na

LEvuls:
What if carry d stuff go meet another person immediately hu lose

then she no worth am. Any sensible girl go make sure she gets it

tosyne2much:
You didn't reply my PEE HEEEM

which one be all dis one na! topic dey dia, una no wan contribute ...............make una enter private chat abegi

you are wrong. The only simple thing to do for a girl to chase you is; when you two are alone in the room and you start cuddling and caressing, and then she is so so into you and needs that thing...........just stop midway and tell her ''hey dear, i'm not really in the mood right now. Maybe some other time'' you dress up and then ask her to do like wise.

pretim:
thank u

You're welcome

pretim:
I don't know hw to tell him because d society doesn't encourage dat

send a ''can we be friends'' message. If he replies then he is willing to be your friend. If he doesn't, you let go.

BIGVAJINA:
and what if i dash am yansh?

jelousy go kill you

kai !!!!

Hazardd:

answer na!!! you dey fear tell am wetin dey ya mind?

Hazardd:
She need an advice not an insult here pls,
see how you people are pretending like pastors

Stop acting sanctimonious. You wont smell her pant if you think taking her side would make her. shior

BIGVAJINA:
answer mine first u miscreant

I can see you are confuse and sick in the head. First you think it was normal to plan and sleep with your sis hubby, and next thing you claim to be a lesbian. And now you are trying to justify your action by telling us your hubby's dick is very small. hell! i'm getting confused myself.

You are just looking for cheap attention, i bet you aint married talkless of staying with your sis.

shokky24:
[/i]Who wants to date u b4 ,so dat we can know u are on Nl right?we've seen u

NEXT!!!!




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Shokky you are more better looking than her............muaah

BIGVAJINA:
who is this hypocrite sef

are you guiltless of sexual immorality? cast the first stone

Answer my gaddamm question first. Did you guys bleep or not during your courting?

BIGVAJINA:
my husband's rod is stale and too short

Like you didnt notice it when you were courting? taaa!!!!

BIGVAJINA:
and what is wrong about being a lesbian?


mtcheew

You are supposed to be attracted to women, not men. So what the hell are you doing with your sis hubby

The OP is a Lesbian o!!! she just posted another one on ''sexuality'' about needing lesbians. Now who is the liar?

BIGVAJINA:
so many hypocrites on here, how many of you guys bashing me on here are faithful to your wives?

and how many can resist me when i strip before you?

so so hypocrites

Well for those who are married you say, thank goodness i'm not. Oya all married men, over to you!!!

chymystique:
you are just giving urself headache CuteEmma.. The thing is you both will agree not to follow each other on NL OR you can open an alternative account he won't know of and post whatever you wish and ve your privacy too.. Your excuse and thought is just flimzy n childish.. Its almost like saying you can't date someone that is one facebook cause you won't want him goin through your timeline

hmm..........you are a wise gal. you couldn't have said it better. #wink

BIGVAJINA:
i have been with them here for 3 weeks now and i am dying for him
i cant predict him
and dont know what he feels about me
should i muster courage and confide in him
note: my husband has also been cheating on me so poetic justice
what u think?

Don't even dare it. The Devil is at it again.............this time you are the host.