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Isaacmacdon:
It will be very paramount to put into
consideration this season, first quarter of the
year what data at the moment suitable for a
new and existing mobile device. Like I normally
say that what fuel is to a car is what data is to
every device. I’ll quickly update you with the
working and suitable data plan across all
networks.
Airtel: As at 1st of Jan 2015, Airtel Android 1+1
package no longer work. It has been
discontinued. In other word, you can no longer
get 4GB for N2,000 or 9GB for #3,500; it has
been stopped, except if the good Lord decide to
touch Airtel NG CEO to open the plan again.
However, I won’t advice anyone to go for Airtel
BIS , it is a complete waste of money; except you
are using normal OS7 blackberry, that’s when
you should use Airtel BIS . Aside of this, it is not
good, not suitable, for any mobile platform.
I recently learnt Airtel weekend plan surf
unlimited but I haven’t’ tried it. It only cost #
200 to activate weekend night plan, and after
then it keeps surfing, according to my source
but I haven’t test it.
So if Airtel network is very fast in your location
go for Airtel Android Plan , it works on iPhone ,
Window phones, Blackberry10 device and all
Android smartphone.
MTN: As at this moment, MTN Blackberry plan
still rocks on all Android devices using OpenVPN
or Simple Server . If you have TroidVPN too,
then you can try it out. At least, with MTN BBC
Day, if you are lucky with your download, you
can get enough Gigabytes.
Don’t waste too much money this season but do
the needful with your available resources.
However, if you’ve tried the MTN BIS on your
Android device and it doesn’t work for you, then
I’ll advice you do the normal 1GB for N1,200
from third party reseller. It works on Java/
Symbian, window phones, iPhones,
Blackberry10 and Android smartphones.
GLO: Glo Blackberry still rocks with full speed,
and with Glo Blackberry plan, you can have full
return for your money. You already know, that
you can tweak your IMEI to use Glo BIS.
However, this doesn’t work for iPhone users and
Window phones user with some other non mtk
users. Some non mtk users (not all) can easily
get this working by going to playstore and
download Engineering Mode (MTK ).
Before you get your next Android phone , make
sure it is an mtk if your original intention is to
use cheap data plan on that device. Even if your
device is not an mtk device, you can go with
MTN bis and the likes. Glo Blackberry plan gives
you 1k for 3GB, it works on all Blackberry10
devices and Android device. You can’t tweak it
to work with PC.
[b]Etisalat : This network seems to be coming up
since you can now get 250MB for N500, 500MB
for N700 750MB and 1.GB for 1,300 from a
trusted 3rd party data reseller. This plan works
on all devices which includes iPhone, window
phones, Android device and Blackberry10 . That
dat[/b]a doesn’t zap like the normal data plans.
Normal Blackberry users don’t have problem at
all. Just do the normal blackberry and it will
serve you for a month.
And if you are using a Mifi or you are in a
location where SMILE network is present, then
I’ll advice you go for it… It is fast, reliable and
cheap.

I have a telenova tab, can i use this etisalat plan on it? If it is, can you please help me with the procedure. thanks

Just went through your write up and i'm impressed. I just got a lenovo A7 Tab and i'm yet to know the best suitable subscription for it. When ever i recharge the phone, and just using whatsapp application, my money is gone!!!! How can you help me?

hope dem don born you then sha

lefulefu:
hmmm
u better chop her well so she doesnt dump u after she graduates ooo.

Thanks for the advise but I don't follow the school of thought about generalising people.

dROC1:
Matured dudes dreaming of marrying that flashy undergraduate should please beware.

My 38 year old friend has proposed and been engaged to three different undergraduates in the last 7 years.
He's a nice guy but obviously doesn't know where to shop. He's always dating students against popular advice and keeps getting dropped after they drain his bank account.

Most recently, he paid a surprise anniversary visit to his 21 year old fiancée's hostel on campus only to discover that she was out servicing her regular "aristo" for the weekend.

He waited till she was dropped off and confronted her about her whereabouts. She turned the tables on him and accused him of invading her privacy, tossed his ring in the dirt and left with the aristo. My guy picked his ring and drove back to Lagos crying like a baby.

Most campus and NYSC girls I've met are too adventurous and will beg you smash them anywhere in public just for fun ( I've really suffered in this life sha). I have had to beg and preach my way out of several such situations with them. To them bleeping is just another game like Ludo or Scrabble.

My 2 cents is that the undergrads are at an exploratory stage in their life and it could be equally unfair to tie them down to serious commitments such as marriage.

I concur to your last paragraph. I have a girl who is in campus, but I don't try to control her because I had my own life during school, hence its also her right to pass through this stage too

hmmmmmm

ADD THIS ONE TOO: When he stops calling and asking questions like : where re you? give the phone to so so person so i can talk and be sure you are where you are''

avuekwe:
Best post ever. Enusmith, I'm so glad I followed you. You post intelligent and valuable topics. Keep it up.

Yeah right!

PrettySpicey:
One of the wisest stuff I've read on Nairaland since the attack. Welldone, OP.

There are many males, but only few men.

Which attack be dat?

Jennimma:
number 5 is a MUST or...

I dislike dulling to the core.


Nice thread op.

so you agree that we are the ones who make relationship work

Maybe ..............and maybe not

I wonder why this thread is not yet closed , cos i read now are discussions that are way out of the topic

TOPIC ought to be : I dated a girl for 2 Years not knowing she was already engaged. But OP, did you bleep her? Cos if you didn't , then consider it a total LOSS

ZiggyEmerald:
just walk away and pray for ur own. u must have seen the sign earlier but u ignored it. nexttime, dont let ur feeling rule u.

I get that feeling when something is wrong. In as much as i cannot pinpoint what it is, i know i am wrong. But what i do at those periods is kill it since i dont have any proof

ZiggyEmerald:
just walk away and pray for ur own. u must have seen the sign earlier but u ignored it. nexttime, dont let ur feeling rule u.

I like your response. Most times our instinct tells us something is wrong, but because we are afraid or just too stubborn we ignore it. Yet that danger will still be within you but will start to fade away if you keep telling yourself ''everything is alright''.

CuteEmma:
I'm more than just a 'mere mortal'

Hmm...the gods are not to blame

-Making cars from soap and sugar cartons then using bottle corks as tyres. Then drawn with a rope.
-The game called ''Catcher''
-Making wrestlers like hulk hogan, ultimate warriors with papers, then positioning them in front of the standing fan, so that when the air blows it would look like they are fighting.
-Catching tadpoles in gutter and putting it in our own home-built aquarium.

I will continue after when i remember others

Donmichaelz:
* If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on the
bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the
lizards to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses with
sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert into
your pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your
nails to be whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick &
called it your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket & eat
while walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your cloth in your hands.
Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.
Who did all of these? Anyone?

this one na mushin brought up o!

bidex:
Please I need your candid advise and assistance on this baffling issue that bothers me since.
There was this girl that helps me in the office to buy things here and there on daily basis just like an office assistant.
One thing led to another and we have adult things that ends up with pregnancy.
Am confused here and dont know what to do.
please help me out.

space booked!!

Okay to the matter at hand. What does the lady want to do about it?

you know its a good thing we are not allowed to carry arms. If not you'll be seeing dead bodies on the street. Its gonna be like ''where is that mother fucker''..........and when you see him/her its POWWW!!!! Gunshot.

twerkjack:
ȋ̝̊̅̄
Saw him havin lunch with a girl then ȋ̝̊̅̄
Went there and claimed to be pregnant after we had sex just the previous week (which was false) and the girl was like "u slept with her last week?" and once he said " ȋ̝̊̅̄
dnt know wat she's talkin abt" ȋ̝̊̅̄
Started weepin loudly, poured his wine on him and ran away pretendin to be dejected lolz. Twas fun ȋ̝̊̅̄
Learned dat stunt from a drama sha haha

you got some nerve gal!

ThoniaSlim:
Why do I have to do anything crazy? It didn't work so? Is it the end of the world? People need to move on and stop being so trivial.

Not all relationships are suppose to end in marriage! Some relationships are actually life lessons you must learn to grow! I learnt this a long time ago and its helped me.

I think those seeking revenge are those ones who must have sacrificed more than enough for the relationship and who perhaps had a cheating partner or betterstill got dumped by one silly reason or the other

Realtouchnot:
Rom 6:1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound?
6:2 God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?

The Scripture above concerns "I quit the ones I have the strength to and move with the rest". The truth is, if you're interested in pleasing God:
1.You must decide personally to follow whatever correction God brings your way that is in line with the standard of God's word.
2. Read the Bible to know what God really wants
3.Be convinced that your righteousness does not add or remove anything from whom God is.
4.From the Bible you must discover and have a strong conviction of whether eternity really exist: is there HEAVEN and is there a HELL!
5.If you're convinced that there is heaven and hell, then what does it require for one to end in any of them.
6. Some people theorise that, because almost everyone lives in sin, God may not have the mind to destroy the whole world. Contrary to this, if the Bible is true(which I know, it is), then, let me announce to you, that only 8 people were saved when God first destroyed the world. Also, only Lot and His household were saved when Sodom and Gomorrha razed down by fire.
7.Are the "rest" you move on with, worth ending you in hell? Jesus said, a Soul(you) is more than the whole world- the riches, splendour, glory, power and whatever there is in the world.
8.God is not interested in partial obedience. King Saul's case against the Amalekites, is a perfect example.
9.Finally, nobody becomes a saint overnight. But, God expects to see an open and sincere heart that is made up to please God, and to drop whatever doesn’t please God. And if at any time, you fall, God won't kill you, He'll only expect you to rise and move on.
THANKS, my brother!

I listen to evanescence. And I like their song

Damianobi:
1) Evil communication (1 cor 15:33)

It is said that evil communication corrupts good manners nd this is a way of killing ones spiritual life

2) Staying away from mass/service:

Some christians will stay at home on sundays nd do irrelevant things instead of going to the church to hear the word of God and they claim to be true christians

3) The kind of music you listen to:

Some people will leave the church after service only for them to start singing worldly songs. Most youths of nowadays don't even listen to gospel musics. They prefer wizkid, 2face etc. And the worst part of it is that they feel it doesn't affect their christian life

4) Watching of pornography:

Pornography is one of the fastest way of killing ones spiritual life.
I was in a church one day and the pastor said anyone who has porn on his/her phone should delete it there in the church or else the person won't get home safely and to my greatest surprise people started bring out there phones, some even pretend as if a text just got in.

5) Sins:

This is the easiest way of killing ones spiritual life.

6) Lack of prayer:

A prayerful christian if a powerful christian, if you don't pray always, then the devil has upper hand in your spiritual life. And all what he does is to kill, steal and destroy.

Feel free to add yours if u have any.

Abeg break no 5 well well...to the last sin

1) Fast from anger and hatred.
Give your family that extra doze of love.

2) Fast from division.
Strive to be unity with everyone.

3) Fast from judging others.
Before making any judgement, remember how God overlooks our faults.

4) Fast from low self-esteem, pessimism and negativity.
Be positive in your outlook on life.

5) Fast from discouragement.
Have hope in all that you do.

6) Fast from personal anxiety, fear and worry.
God is watching over our lives. Put your trust in Him.

7) Fast from lethargy.
Be enthusiastic about life.

8 Fast from problems that overwhelm your life and wear you down.
Pray and ask God for help.

9) Fast from complaining.
When you are about to complain, try to appreciate all the moments of joy.

10) Fast from too much self-concern.
put yourself in the shoes of other people.

11) Fast from any resentments or bitterness.
Forgive those who have hurt you.

12) Fast from gossip and derisive talk.
Participate in conversations that are positive or filled with humor.

13) Fast from spending too much money.
Reduce your spending by 10% and give your savings to the poor.

14) Fast from too much of the world.
Time to give extra time for God

15) Fast from bad habits.
Remember, you are created in the image of God

You went to your pastor for counselling where you told him your problems which includes your unfaithfulness to your husband/wife; how you used to visit babalawo; how you patronize brothels and how you always steal public fund.

The next day in between the sermon the pastor announced : James 5:16 says:

"Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective", so please can the young man/woman who came to my office yesterday for counselling about his/her problem relating to fornication, stealing of public funds and witch craft please come up the pew, i would like the congregation to join me in praying for you for

If you are the fellow, will you obey your pastor?

prince3009:
You opened this thread on October...Reasons On Why U Should Date An Older Manhttps://www.nairaland.com/1934646/reasons-why-u-should-date

I guess your hubby is like 10 years older or above than you are and you listed alot of benefits...

You also made this comment:



HAS IT FINALLY DAWNED ON YOU THAT MATURITY DOES NOT COME WITH AGE?

CONCLUSION: Sorry OP, after advising others barely 2 months ago, you ended up marrying a boy

Wtf. U must be an investigator

hmmm...............singles take note o!

Suddenly front page posts are all about 'WOMEN''. '' na wao!

I don't even want to think which of the categories my girl friend might fall in. Too much thought on it raises one's BP whether you like it or not. So for safety sake, its not even advisable to ponder. BLESSING IS ON A MAN WHOSE WIFE IS VIRTUOUS. For a virtuous woman is a man's greatest glory.

I guess its more advantageous for ladies to have more than one boyfriends in terms of receiving more goodies from different sources, whereas it is better for guys to have few girl friends so as to minimise expenses. So we can summarise by saying that most gals in nigeria have more than one boy friends, only a few ones stay put with one. these number ofcourse is negligible

Atleast for once we didnt copy something from Western culture. And i might be wrong