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But on a more serious note, i'm trying to analyse this post.

1) the OP is single and she is ready to mingle
2) she is using her post as a means to showcase her profile and awareness
3) and for those guys wey dia eyes don dey shook.......xmas is around the corner.
4) 1-3 are for those who choose to believe me, when the actual truth is : the OP is already taken but he aint on nairaland. But we can only find out if she makes Front Page, so that the bobo go comment

Rich4god:
Good day...
Am just wondering, for the past three weeks now, anytime i make withdrawal from atm in another bank, esp first bank, i get deducted with #65 as withdrawal charge even on the first withdrawal for the day... Now am wondering, sometimes last month, CBN introduced the charges on 3rd withdrawal from another bank in a day. How come am being charged on 1st withdrawal. Isnt that we were mis-informed or is First Bank delibrately faulting the rule....

Same thing happened to me yesterday. I used my firstbank atm on fidelity and i was charged #65.00 CBN are thieves

Okay i'm back now. As you were saying.............. ofcourse you can date someone who is on Nairaland. Only that you shouldn't post stories about your relationship. Just concentrate on other areas like politics and co

Cruzgee:
Please, my people, I need to confirm if this statement is true. I could not take my mind off it, neither was I able to sleep well at night after I learnt that the Ugandan toddler that was beaten by the housegirl died on sunday. . I pray this isn't true, even as I await an honest answer pleeeeeeaaassssseeee!

Don't you have goggle on your phone?

kadapi:
Lolz...chai nairaland una no go kill person.....@d poster go get a lyf jare

he wan enter Front page by force.

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whether it is Roll-on, recharge-card, Brazilian weavon, or you take an online girl out . All na magarism

nnamdiosu:
yeahhhh.... .footsteps .

footsteps in father, footsteps in me,
growing up, wishing to take them,
over and over for daddy's sake...etc

can't remember the rest. I'm even sear thing Google for it. no way.

That song believe it or not....is my favourite till date

nnamdiosu:
wowwww. 3...2....1 CONTACT!!!

You know I've treid searching goggle for the theme song but I couldn't find it. Do u remember "footsteps" too?

the link are not working joor

This happened during my one year transfer to akwa ibom last year. The location;Ikot Ekepene.

I met this lady on, i think wechat. We started chatting and getting to know each other. But her profile picture wasn't that bold , so i couldn't picture the face but she does have a very cute body, her hips were killing.

I asked her to meet me by 5:30pm at a particular Park which serves as a recreational place. She agreed.

I arrived ten minutes earlier and sat where i can have a proper view of people walking in. At exactly that time she pinged that she was already there, where was i? i typed back asking her ; ''what are u wearing''?

She: ''you what are you wearing?''
Me: ''A red shirt''.
She: ''i have seen you''

I started to search but couldn't see her, not until i sighted two people, both females. She was wearing the same dress she wore on her dp. Behind her a plumpy fair lady too, and it was obvious they were together. i said to myself (why she come with her friend na). On getting closer to where i was seated i noticed this my wechat friend was an ''old cargo'' (you know this women with fine body, but their faces are covered with enough make-ups to make them look fine and younger whether by fire or by force). Shit! i said to myself silently.

She came and sat beside me. Introduced me to her friend and we all tried to get friendly. Ol boi this lady was in her late thirties if not early forties if i'm not mistaken and right in that moment i regretted my action and i started plotting for a way to escape.

Me: lets find a place to have some drink
She: okay.
Me: I can see some restaurants/bar across, lets go there.
She: Noooo, i don't like there. i have a good place we can go to.
Me: where is that?
She: somewhere at Aba road. We just need to take a bike there.
Me: okay

We stood and walked towards where the okada riders are parked. She told the okada man ''kpom kpom nyom tal.......whateever'' anyway she spoke in their dialect and told him where to drop me. i climb okada, and she told him to go, that she and her friend will take another okada.

On my way, after covering some distance i turned around to see if they were behind us, but i didnt see them (i thanked God). I told the okada man, :young man, take me back to that okada park''

Okada man: Oga why na

Me: you dey mad? common go back to that park!

As he was about to make a u-turn i screamed at him!

Me: hey!! no try turn o! find another route.

He diverted and drove me towards the park, but i changed my mind on the way and told him to head for the main market, so i can get some food stuff.

Not long we got to the main market, my phone rang. It was her. I picked up and she asked ''where are you now? we are there! and i replied.

Me: ''so soooryyy, i got a call from work, that there is an emergency'' i'm on my way there now''
She: God punish you! stupid! you useless man! what do u take me for..... let me catch you ooooo....ehhhhh..bla bla bla

I hung up and deleted her number.

I didn't go back to that recreational park for some time, cos i was thinking.....what if she plan to wait and identifies me. she might call area boys. Me wey i be foreigner wey no understand their language.

Na so i escape her o. these akwa ibom gals like drinking it that must go with roasted chicken. I knew if i had gone there with her, she and her friend for order wetin go make me sell my wrist watch, shoe and phone.

SO IT took, let me check my time.......................it took you guys 2:13pm to remember this man's birthday na today? hmm........una Presido to be..............hmm.................that shows how important he is

Suzyky4u:
Not cos of that na. Compatibility is zero.

hmm............in that case it is allowed. How about i ping you since i wont be intruding.

Suzyky4u:
He's not that kinda person that listens. I'm quiting anyway.

Because of that? common you can't. Its a minor offence na

Suzyky4u:
Kissing just got boring with my current boyfriend. He spits into my mouth thus, I stopped kissing!

Then sit him down and tell him. kissing is an art and thus, can be taught as well

i hope you asked for permission before uploading these?

I dont know how this made front page considering the fact there are other more important discussions, but in any case as for me i can tell if a girl is good at kissing by looking at her lips. Thats why i'm yet to meet a bad kisser

Is that all?

MsAnne:
Wicked

Oya i'm sorry. Don't cry on me biko!

MsAnne:
Wicked

Oya i'm sorry. Don't cry on me.

MsAnne:
I don't know..I guess am jes sayin wah I dunno(solo makinde)

Yeah right.....................you just felt like blabbing

MsAnne:
Gals don do dis bros strong thing..
Aargh eyah

which strong thing?........................hmm?

Some chicks are so dumb they think they are smart. When i meet some on Wechat and i get to know her location, i'll pretend not to and ask them ''where are you chatting from''. Most of them tell me ''Lekki'', VGC'' or Victoria Island. Someone who is just 900m away from me. Meanwhile i was in maryland.

The next thing is: ''please send me 5k for transport because i would need to take a cab to come down to the mainland''.
And i will be like ''nah let me come over and pick up

Girs ehhh

May God help us

Come to think of it, most of the stories here are all about guys meeting someone new online or where ever, but what about those guys who are into relationships and end up not realizing they are MUGUS to their girl friends. hmm?

Girls are so pretentious , in short let me revisit my own drama.

I work while she is in school and I try to play my little role not minding whether she is lying or not. But all came to a halt when i read a post on her wall from a certain guy about her being his love bla bla bla. Of course she denied it. As if the guy knew, he now posted a picture of the two of them posing on his Facebook wall. well pictures doesn't lie, and from the way they were posing i knew something was up.

And that's the end of the story.

While you all re busy talking about that girl., please take time and check your own girl friend too.

My experience goes thus; I met her on one of the social network and we have been speaking to eachother on the phone sometimes. On this particular day after work i decided to call her so we can see. This was at Allen Ikeja. She told me she was free but would only come out if we can hang out at Domino. I said no prob!

We fixed a time for 6pm and then decided to visit the place first. Off i went to Toyin street eventhough i do pass there i've never stopped by to get something there. When i got there i went over to the counter. mhen! what caught my attention was the prices. ol boi, i asked myself: this babe you want to bring here,who she be sef? at the end its bye bye and she would definitely want a ''take away'' package too.

I texted her with the following :''sorry dear, my boss just arrived, cant go out again today''.

She sef kukuma no reply.

Why is it always #30k...............i keep wondering because everyone's story has a #30k amount attached to it

Agrika:
Make una live the o.p, he is in love...

Singing a song by EVE #love is blind, and it would take over ya mind.............'' i know the feeling bro. You want to believe she is saying the truth. Your whole body tells you no, but you are trying to convince your mind too.

End it and open your mind.

space booked

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