₦airaland Forum

ikbnice:
Walahi! U made me laff in a bus. U clown!

Lol
guy how man go do na if not to crack silly jokes like this to ease the recession...

Pls tell ur driver to iron the car bfor he forgets to water the radio

chicagoPD:
Women n palava, if e com quickly na wahala, if e no come again na yawa taya for una mata

Guy leave that talk...
Didnt u read when she said she has a swollen pussy?
Is it supposed to be so?
Let the guy do the needful...i.e go n meet a tailor mmmmm sorry doctor

Let me contribute like one funny Nairalander....

I didnt read the story to the end but all what l can say is that if he doesnt cum at all,then his teaching profession needs to be seen as a President because his roommate has a TV station that should be sent to school and if there is a speedy delay in the boat,it can lead to plagiarism and myopia...

Oooh,what m l saying na?

Sorry,pls take him to a dentist

Before before,if u wan see yanch,u go open pant...

But now,if u wan see pant,u go open yanch...


Women, una don cheap ooooo

Gbam.....!

Edon Happen!
They must be attended to!
They are humans like us!
Whoever is sitting on or holding what belongs to them....

HOLY GHOOOST.........

Fire!Fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The police should arrest this police....

...for indescent dressing.

Anyways,she jus told how she is in d police force.Dont arrest her again.

It's lady F's crush

hahaha Lol

To b known as the only man that used Divine Power to fight corrupt pastors,presidents,governors,etc

victoronyekwelu:
I did not see it oh but since snake is involved FP here we go

guy
l av been struggling to do it but all my browsers are misbehaving

Confirm the world's biggest snake

Hahahah...
What a funny analogy..
U wanted both but "situation" demanded u to take oneand u did.Since u stil ate n survided to tell us abt it,there is hope for "beans" or "plaintain"

Abjay97:
When you were kidnapping people, did you feed them well?

Don't mind him...
I like what they are doing to him.
In fact,they should give him slow,painful punishment.
Ah,did l just say "punishment"?
No,slow,painful death. Yes,because he killd/ordered the death of some.

I used to enjoy watching youtube videos,drama,etc with UC browser(mini) bcus it doent't consume data like the Youtube App.
However since a week and some days ago,l can't watch it with my opsson android phone again.

Has it occured to anybody?Can somebody tell me what is going on?

Lady F...because she will advertise me to the world wt her usual statement..."lt's Lady F again".

But wait o...u mean ur in a wedding and bored so u decided to Nairaland urself?Nice but guy l dont need a prophet to convince me that ur online 24/7 even while in church...Pls adjust b4 it becomes an addiction.

It's Lady F's crush.

What are u saying na

where is the viewers discretion stuff?

Dont get u

Martin0:
Viewers discretion.

Story has it that she got disfigured by the wife
of a man she is dating. Ladies, see ba, face who
is facing you and leave people's husbands
alone. If they come after you, reject them.
Leave them the hell alone! I don't care how
liberal you are, just leave people's husbands
alone. We constantly ask married women to
face their cheating husbands and spare the
ladies involved, but guess what? That message
will not make sense to everyone. There are
women who are just after keeping their
marriage even if it means living with a dog as a
husband. Such women will always face the
ladies in their husbands lives. Stay there and be
speaking grammar, this one has learnt the hard
way. Yours might be worse.

Do I support her? No! Never. But some of
these women do not care! Don't let your life
get cut short because of a man. Be wise.
Association of Side Chics, learn!

zombieHUNTER:
Apc sent this okorocha slowpoke to destroy IMO people and the south east in general....


It shall not be well with Buhari and Apc

when Rochase had not come into power,his philantropic works made me to think that he was a serious Christian, esp when he ascended power n declared free education,etc.ln fact,l was very happy wit him until l started hearing/reading negative comments abt him esp as he joined Ape is Sin.Now,even the blind can see his sins.
His days are numbered.

orisa37:
Endtime crime, she should be jailed till endtime.

End time wetin?

See l want to enrol in that school so l can learn well...l repeat...to learn well...learn well.l dont know what ur thinking.

deebrain:
You people should fear God.

Dont mind whoever typed this rubbish...l wish l can b a spirit to see n tomment this fraud messager

So how does this concern me?

Mmmm but JEG has a soft heart ooo....... So after insulting him publicly,ur going to....

Wait.....Govnor Wike must hear this..
Wikee!
Wikkeee!!
Wwiikkkeeee!!!

ahhhh... Wait l dey come...
Daddy Freeze must hear this... loading...

sarrki:
Ipobs come out
Nigerian Army will deal with you

ls this all u can say?

hopefulLandlord:
I dedicate this FTC to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, The one true God who created everything but does not demand anything from his creations unlike fake gods like Yahweh who is all sufficient but needs your money regardless

What is this one saying na....see,some even gave him likes

The caption does not cover the other important things (education,religion) he said..

In fact,to me, they are even more important than the Buhari/Atiku stuff bc there is nothing good from the North..
l hereby recaption the topic thus...
2019:Falana Expresses Fear, Condemns Undeserving Proffs and Commercial Pastors

Oh ritualists,l hail oooo....

May u guys NEVER miss physical, spritual and eternal HELL!

Emvico34:
Who go help u take care of your mother? All of us dey face challengs, we no kill ourself, e reach ur turn, u kill urself come dey drop note. Na wetin u learn from school be dat ?

No mind am,,,,, for him mind him don score 100 percent wit dat small letter..Guy, wake up and answer this salient question o....

Abi dem no tell u or u no read for Bible where suiciders dey go?

The headmaster of Nigeria is responsible for this

ArchangeLucifer:
Iv had sex in church during choir/drama rehearsals so what are you saying?

Whaaaaattttt??

And ur here happily and unrepentantly telling us instead of asking of forgiveness...

Wait.....m going to report u to God myself.
Loading.....

elisha820:
There are moderators in every section that are screening new info, even though sometimes you wonder how some rubbish and trash make front page

...Thanks for d answer...but the part u av not answered is if these moderators dont sleep/av other things doing bc they are always pushing threads every time...mid night,day etc.....

Mr...over

loneatar:
At the age of 26 am still afraid of snake I don't know why

...guy ur very funny...just that..l.....l.....

I forgot to laugh.