₦airaland Forum

Mmadu111:
I'm 29, work with State gov. and sincerely in search for a sincere lady at 27-28 , working or self employed, and educated for a serious relationship.

So u think Nairaland is the place where u can see a trust worthy wife abi?

Ok,make l try my luck too...
M 35,from Bayelsa.l studied English and currently working as a teacher.l need a lady(Christian) from Delta Ph or Bayelsa who is also ready to settle down(not for fun pls) to call or flash 07035095205.
M waiting.

Did u study English or u just wrote from a layman's point of view

Very funny....







But l forgot to laugh.

Buhari's compound

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One late clergy man once said,"Anybody that is afraid of death is not born again because he knows that he will miss heaven".This statement may sound funny and arguable but it is true that most people fear death yet it is an inevitable debt that everybody must pay.Many paid years back,last year,last month,last week,yesterday and even today but u and l are yet to pay.OH,WHAT A SAD FACT!

While some pray to God to console the bereaved family,others ignorantly pray for the dead to have eternal life, and even typing R.I.P.(Rest In Peace).

Praying for the dead is UNBIBLICAL and so USELESS,bcus at the point of death,one's eternal journey is confirmed:HEAVEN OR HELL.Eternity is determined by our actions during our life on earth,not after death.No anointed prayer from the most anointed pastor can change it.

The story of Lazarus and the rich man is a good example where Jesus taught us that after death,the unrighteous is separated eternally from God and their condition cannot be remedied.(Lk16.19-31)Paul said that we are to die once and face judgment(Heb.9.27).Ezekiel said that the righteousness of the righteous will be credited to him and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against him(Eze18.20).

If it is useless to pray for a living person that commits a sin that leads to death(continual sinner who doesnt seek God's forgiveness)how can d prayer for a dead person benefit him?

The time to pray,repent,etc is NOW THAT ONE IS STILL ALIVE,not after death.So stop praying for the dead or typing R.I,P. In fact,RIP even stands for "Repentance Is Past"
God bless u all as u share ur opinions.

princeade86:
can u see d topic. buhari tribe

..ls it not true?
Is he not aware? If not for his tribe,wouldnt he have sent troops with one useless name to silence them?

In fact,the topic should be,"Buhari sent his boys to attack Atiku's town"...l no dey fear,m in my house,come.....
Tompolo and Kanu will show face to beat u up and go back to their.....

riches4me:
i have marked ur moniker now. u are one of those f00ls and idih0ts that has been liking every single comment on atiku. God will repay u. dont worry.

Naturally, l don't reply mentions of this nature bcus they don't uplift the writer or the reader...

...but for those two f words u used, Jesus Christ has this for u "For l tell u,every idle or foolish word that men shall use, they shall give account of it on the day of Judgment.For, with the mouth, one is condemned...."(Matt 12.36-37)

NwaChibuzor13:
How on earth the boy go fit phuck dhoggy style?

Lol...
U see where ur mind go?
Ahahahah...by their fruit,we shall know them.
U will tell us if it's that style that is needed to produce a child,Mr "Myopia"

Shyness will not allow ladies to contribute on important threads like this yet when it comes to cheating bcus of something like this....they will write a full textbook.

Mmmm...
I Go Dye used to be my best comedian until he started cracking dry jokes like AY...
May be because he now has money he doesn't want to make research again for creativity n good humor to keep his fans.

Back to the topic...
Presentation matters a lot. He ought to have talked about what the youths need n cleverly talked about his short comings rather than attacking his faults.

Oyegun or whatever u call urself... shut up.! yes shut up that trash because Nigerians know u.
U,ur certificateless undemocratic unpaying master and ur fellow ape is sin members should hide ourselves in shame for all the hardship,sufferings, lies etc u av given to Nigerians.

jacyhelen:
N-Lders are funny...see Replies.
@op...You are finished!!!
Rip to ur penis.
By Now the lady must have gotten Promotion in her Kingdom!!

Lol...there is nothing my eyes won't see...
Oh man see comments and quotes....

But wait o...Must u comment when u av nothing important to....?
Well,on behalf of the guy,l bind all the negative comments and render them useless and powerless in Jesus name......Amen
God bless and give solutions to the problems of all those with positive comments in Jesus name.....Amen.

AdolfHitlerxXx:
EsotericMonk is very right.

IF you can't provide quality advice with the information the OP provided....then whatever counsel you have to offer would likely be valueless.

The job description of OP is irrelevant. He needs to save his marriage by choosing Money vs Family.

That's the dilemma he's in now

Lol...who be this one na?
Anyway l av read other comments where he said he is into construction job...
Well,my last word for him is that he should SINCERELY REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS ....n be faithful to her and treat her like a queen(not just proving material things) and ALL SHALL BE WELL.
After all,light begets light...

EsotericMonk:
I don't know what ur going on about by saying all these. He owes you no explanation asides that info which has already been provided. If you can't make sense out of it then waka pass abeg

Waka pass....Lol
Tell that to urself bc ur ot the one that needs d advice.Go to his past posts n u will see his wife matter...lt takes too to tango...but he hasnt told us his fault but always his wife wife wife....blaming wife like Adam.Where he is doing his job,is he even religiously faithful to his wife?
Abeg make l hear word....Mtcheeee

A friend wants to confront his new gf for a suspicious thing that happened to him in the act....
He met this lady a month and some weeks ago....
Fast forward..
He had it wit her many times on different occasions and was very strong in each of the times...
However on Friday 1st Dec,2017 when he had it wt her wt a cd,he told me that he came but she didnt but she was holding him tightly so she cud cum but since it is nt proper to continue when one has cum inside a cd,he decided to rest,but handling,romancing, etc her.Then after abt 20 minutes when he became "somehow active",he entered her wt no cd they were both enjoyng it until he realised that he was becoming weak.She sensed it also.So he quickly wtdrew from the race and told her that he needed rest...

Since then til now, "it" has been resting.He even watched porn to make it active but no way.

I advised him to wait for some days because it could be stress, etc but he wants to call her to know what she did...
Has any guy felt like this before?
Pls,sex experts on men's body,advise him bfor he feels she is diabolic which l doubt.

nnamdiokere45:
i dnt understand, hw does hs presence affects this matter. So he shld sit wit dem so hunger wld finish dem abi?

Guy,m nor supporting her actions but going by what he said,she needs his "presence" more than jus twice,,,
See, allow the man to tell us the job that he is doing.There are two sides to every coin...There is something he is nt telling us.

Ok.
OOk
OOOk...
I don hear.

SillyMods:
I guess cultism just started in 2015.

Common sense is a rarity nowadays indeed.

Apc wailer spotted

Mmmm....
U come to see them once or twice a month,because of the nature of ur job?What type ar u talking abt?
..n ur wife going out...?
Ur family esp ur wife,needs ur "PRESENCE" more than ur "PRESENTS"
Answer:What is the nature of ur job?

[quote author=LadyGoddiva post=62927763]I just checked your DP. No wonder you’re so angry. Ugly People sha
[/quoteg..Lol
u fine reach me?
...ur life is on material things and l dont attend to pple like u,,,
just shift

humbledbyfaith:
I'm an atheist....

l now know why u posted this: to gather ppl to ur thread... guy u nor try

iamJ:
that is what i said oooo, me i dont care abt his looks but why will som1 do this kind thread if the person dey sure of him looks?

...and if u check well, guys like this na serious womanizers...no dedicated Christian will post such

iamJ:
men i just tire for the guys for the section, no wonder girls insult una

No mind that guy...
In his mind he has posted something meaningful/helpful.

If to say him fine like Ramson Nouah or Van Vicker,we for no hear word...
I don't think he is a Christian... "Let the lips of another praise u,not ur own words..."(prov 27:2)

massinola:
That one no be news. Given a neutral ground, Evans the kidnapper will floor the Daura mumu come 2019

Mmmm
see flawless finishing

kullozone:
How can you compare both of them? That DULLjoy is one of the ugliestt girl on NL. She just carry big bress and smor nyash, with big round head that doesn't reason well
She resemble bulldog.

Guy small small na before she go cry for where she dey for this....

"Flawless finishing".
Anyway,na she cause am

dollyjoy:
Stop lying you yourself. Banky's wedding outshine yours ten fold.

It is fans like u that are forcing him to compare.Leave him/them alone.

But come o,you n that girl wt u in ur pix,who is finer? Hope u will agree that she is finer than u ten fold?

What r u even doing in a thick forest?

By their fruit we shall know them.The victory of evil over good is just for a moment.

FortifiedCity:
I'm still wondering where Baba Adeboye expects a donor to get Ib naira

Guy that money go show as long as na Adeboye talk am...

.....lf members can touch his empty seat consecutively for blessings,what is lbillion....?

Just wait for 2-3 weeks or a month...

O boy eee!
So na human being like us nai dem waste like dat?

Abeg,Jesus come now.l don tire to see bad things.

Kingluqman89:
Dat middle picture though...


She no look happy

Pls make her happy wt marriage if she is not married...
Nothing gladdens a lady's heart more than...

l av been bending looking...did l say "looking" searching for the sexy picture, l can't see anything apart from one gym pix.

Abeg,any person wey see sexy picture,tell me so that l go feed my eyes well.