₦airaland Forum

fancifulasuquo:
Oga god........mind reader
Weydone

Lol.....
M not God,neither m l a god.Going by what is there,even a blind person can see the handwriting clearly on the wall.

Munae:
I understand his pain. The deceit was just too much. Can u imagine?

Parents?His parents that gave birth and brought him up?.....to the extent of even sending fake pictures?
Che! Very touching story,if u ask me....

M just confused abt what to type.Let the guy just....

In fact,let me be going....(because l feel like crying.)

Are u for real?
Yes,if u wont do what is in ur mind that u dont want to tell us.


No,if u will do

Thought provoking

wtfcoded:
I'm even planning on getting laid tonight, but this one don weak me finish.
Where's that my iron pant sef

Warning to those who carry ladies they dont know all in the name of enjoyment...The devil is wise so be wiser by guiding against "stories that touch"

No matter the hatred, jealousy, etc l love this man die for his humility, philanthropy, etc...

Haters,l dey house.Come....

l go just run away

Mowunmiaf:
she is so so adorable.

true talk... somtin jus kicked inside... sorry outside me


If u look from afar, she resemble lniedo

Lol
Keep what secret?
U have not started!
When u were praying to God for blessings like fame,money etc,u didn't know that ur pregnancy follows too?

But sorry o,as u popular die,u go born outside wedlock?How small girls wan learn now?


Anyway sha, u try because if to say na some,na infanticide or abi na "gygoticide" dem for do.

Airforce1:
I just want to be a "baby daddy" without been tied Down to any woman all in the name of marriage .

One kid from Damola

One from Damilola

One from Tanimola

And the last from Funmilola.

3 boys and 1 girl

For ur mind,u make sense o

Help u do what?
U see ur life?
Just see ur life!
So u went into marriage hastily bcus of material things?

Now see this nasty comment "The most painful part is that....he is not a graduate"This is pride!

U see ur life? Why didnt u find out bfor entering...
See, u av married u have married.
Modified...
lncase ur still ignorantly seeking for advice,take this:

Stop being materialistic and proud.Stay put in ur marriage.This is what u girls want...LIES.l know u must have turned down many real suitors.So continue.....

ArchangeLucifer:
Take your brain to Computer Village so those boys can flash it for you.

Ur name n pix speak volume of u....so l dont need to waste my time....Back to sender mtcheeeeeee!

Lets assume that Seun is the angel grading Nairalanders that will go to HEAVEN or.........and the criterion is based on the date(not month or year) u registered.And that u must have credit before u enter HEAVEN.He then sets the grading pattern this way:
01.....09=F9
10.......14=Pass
15...........20=Credit
21......................25=B2
26...........................30=A1
What will be ur grade?
Will u make HEAVEN.l did.
Mine is B2(22 June,2007)

ubunja:
im waiting for that lightning strike like Paul
thank you for the kind words.

Lol...God uses different ways to speak to pple.The lightning strike was for Paul alone.He has just used me to tell u.So stop waiting.

Since 2011,l av been writing on my field English... l av gone far

ubunja:
women enjoy sex more. they are built for sex.
1.women have more erogenous/sensitive zones than men.
man-------->pen!s
woman---->pvssy, b00bs,neck,ears,thighs etc

2.women have a "pure purpose" organ,men have zero.
every part of our bodies we use for sex has atleast two uses:
pen!s-----> pee + fvck
pvssy------>fvck + facilitate birth of baby
b00bs------>f0ndle + feed baby
mouth------->eat + speak+ give 0ral sex etc
but women have one other sex organ that has been built for just one purpose: The Clitoris.built for no purpose other than pleasure. men have no such corresponding body organ.worse some scientists even say the clitoris has MORE NERVE ENDINGS THAN A DICK meaning its more sensitive, meaning it gives more pleasure than a dick does im actually so pissed right now

3.women have their GSpot in the pvssy that can be accessed duriing regular sex. men have their Gspots in the anu_s and they cant even go there because its gay as hell to play around there

4.gals mature earlier than boys.
obvious by the time boys mature the gals have enjoyed a long list of d!cks.
to add insult to injury men die earlier than women. so women remain among the living to enjoy d!ck a little longer

EDIT:
5.multigasms
women are able to have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. orgasms are not physically draining for them. a man will need to rest after every orgasm to replenish and re-energise.

...mmmmm 100%Guy,when will u write ur book?

Or do u still need a prophet to convince u that ur gifted in writing.

NairalandCS:
I see people put their name at the end of an article on sites so you know who wrote them, it still doesn't mean the site in which you read the article from don't pay them. It's just the way it is.
Acknowledge your handwork o jare.

Abi it's now a taboo for someone to say the truth ?

Stop defending that attention seeker.How can an employee tell the world that it is her work her boss wants to show,She needs sack.Besides,"Let the lips of another praise u....."Abi u nor read am for Bible?

For him mind,him don win award o....

Shift abeg...mtcheeee

Modelqwen:









Hhhmmmm

lol...
aaashhh,mmmmm,sshhhhaaaaa,aaoow",

ur bae thou.

For concentrating on the moan,l know u shout/moan more than that...ur pix shows it more...Lol
Pls, tell ur fellow women why it is u women that...

IT IS A FACT:SEX IS SWEET!
Whenever l am having it with my bae,l usually open my eyes to look at her face to check if she is enjoying it...
Yea,she usually does so esp from the way she moans when she wants to release butter;-" aaashhh,mmmmm,sshhhhaaaaa,aaoow", etc!

So,l once asked her if she enjoys it more than l do.She said she doesn't know who enjoys it more.

I feel women enjoy it more because the phone feels the impact of the sim card more whenever it is inserted.

We are adults.No shyness.Give ur opinion with reason(s).

Can l see a good wife to marry?

Is this the trend now?

Beesluv:
Burst brain ke? I bind and cast any photo that will burst NLanders' brains.

Wetin person no go see for pre wedding pix?

They should go nude on their wedding day

l think say na only women dey do this kind yeye tin...so men don dey join?

For him mind him get six packs....which moral lesson him dey show or go show to him children/young ones?

Mmmmm...na wa o
In this modern era,ur(ur friend) still going to meet a native doctor that will further complicate ur problems?

My advice is this:quit,repent n give ur life to Christ truly n He will give u a husband.

psucc:
This is the problem with Nigerians. Someone was asking for people's opinion but when you offer one, they start insulting you..

When shall we get matured?

l no insult u na!
Or is it "check ur brain"ur taking as an insult? I mean that u should still brainstorm for a better answer.
Sorry for misunderstandin me.Give me ur apology for tha last sentence"When shall we get..."

Is this what u call "slay queen"

psucc:
You need deliverance. Either get perpetual low ba3 or you change level to Nokia touch.

These are the only sure deliverance for you.

guy,u put fear for my mind when u say "deliverance" but as l read to the end,l come dey laff...but truth be told,na u need am pass me.

How can l stay without trending info? Can u stay?
Pls,check ur brain and suggest something better.

Lol whose fart doesn't?

myners007:
Just sue Seun

Are u for real?Will that be the panacea.....?Pls drop his contact address,let me start right away.

Nobody introduced me to Nairaland...l accidentally came to know abt it when l was searching for info online.

I had been reading it for abt 2yrs bfor l finally registered.l must confess,Nairaland is informative,entertaining,unterractive and whatever positive adjective u can use to qualify it.

"Anything that has an advantage",as they say,"must have a disadvantage".I must also confess that m getting too addicted to it because l dont want to miss any trending/new info.So it is distracting my attention and stopping/delaying me from doing other things(writing my lesson note as a teacher,reading novels,the Bible,praying well,etc).

Pls,tell me how to balance the equation.