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They just announced to us at my CDS that terminal clearance is between 8th and 10th next month , so am guessing we cannot pass out on the 23rd. Am serving at Lokoja, Kogi state

JallowBah: For most women in an abusive relationship, they do believe, sincerly, they are to blame themself.
And they are not.

You should get someone to beat his little a-s-s up, and get her out of that house.

If a woman cheat? Beat her. Other than that? Be a damn man, dont use your hands on a woman. Pfft. That is NOT a real, good man. Thats TRASH.

I am sure you jerked off when your dad used to beat your mum cos she let the gate man get some of her cookies! Dumb nicca!

naijathings: there is nothing beautiful about this. or do you consider this beautiful? fake hair, fake eye lashes, fake shin color (photoshop), fake nails, fake fake fake. let us talk about true African beauty. Omotola, Onyeka, Stella damacus, Sandra Achums. Please add to the list instead of promoting this fake "thing" eeeew yuck *i just puked*

I don't like Tonto Dike too but mind you the people you mentioned above are all as fake as they can be too; fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes and they either bleach or tone too...So what the F are u talking about? Hate her for a moral reason not her looks!

Hi guys! please help with ideas for this topic, thanks and stay blessed

T-smooth:
@khaddafi, because she be witch. I hate witch and evil doer. Anybody suspected of witchcraft should be executed and they did good by executing her.

You are a goat and a shame to the educated youths of Nigeria. Did u confirm she was a witch? Did u hear that she confessed. Just like they cursed you before, all your sisters, mothers and aunties shall be accused of witchcraft and beaten to death in front of your very own eyes. slowpoke!!!

Yeah its 6days added and the internet access is friggin slow...mtcheew! They shld better do something about the speed o! Am using a Blackberry not not a GPRS fone!

Please I oblige every christian to read the book of Mattew: 24 vs 6-13. These are the words of Christ. Everything happening is to be expected

Mtcheew!!! I was actually expecting something cheaper than Hi-five Gbam! I'll stick with my Hi-Five Gbam! 5k per sec to my 5 glo nos and 25k per second to other glo nos/other network. Not changing my plan until they come up with a tariff that is like 10k to other networks

st.okolie:
she becomes ambasador for the company! gets to advertise for the company.and what some re saying is,she must have slept around to get the ride,which part of the headings is is the meaning understandable.alot of nairalanders need serious overhaulling in their thinking,
is not like it a big deal,the car is driven all over town here in maputo,mozambique..if an average poor country will drive it unceremonously hw much more the suppose gaint of africa.

You just spoke my mind. I am surprised at some people's thinking! Like seriously its no big deal to get these endorsements once you are a star. Do you know how many fantastic deals D'banj has gotten?

First Bank has never failed me I have been paid my April and May allowee. Was paid my May allowee on the 30th of May 2012...

I have been paid this morning...am a batch C corp member serving in Kogi state

lookmangiw: But i thought they said they were going to april and may at a go.

you are very funny! Na Nig govt you put your trust in like that?

cyril83: "no money to transport ourselves to work"...dats vry funny,ao abt ones dey av paid dem,av dey squanderd it all?....u guyz had beta serve wit humility.

you are just a fool and a big fool u shall remain. Stupid idiot! U lack the mental ability to comprehend the situation abi? Foolish periwinkle. Come and live in no man's land with no parent or family and see how easy it is.

cyril83: "no money to transport ourselves to work"...dats vry funny,ao abt ones dey av paid dem,av dey squanderd it all?....u guyz had beta serve wit humility.

you are just a fool and a big fool u shall remain. Stupid idiot! U lack the mental ability to comprhend the situation abi? Foolish periwinkle. Come and live in no man's land with no parent or family and see how easy it is.

scribble: isn't Will in support of gay marriage?

He should know that he has sent wrong signals to his gay fans.

I guess Jay Z is up next.

them for try barack too.

losers

kai u have no common sense I swear! So u expect him to think of his fans the return the kiss abi. Why not ask him to sleep with the guy on the red carpet just so he can satisfy his gay fans. He's family dang!

Keneking: . Then the poster should have quoted source ab initio. Another poorly constructed story all the way......Hissing in yoruba

onelast thing Mr ITK. "The poster" as u called me, is that even an english phrase? Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Like they say "empty vessels make the loudest noise". I put the story there for my naija bros n sistas, so STFU!

Keneking: . Then the poster should have quoted source ab initio. Another poorly constructed story all the way......Hissing in yoruba

I was the one who wrote the topic, don't know how the so called Jose attached his story to my post without it looking like a quoted post. But u sef na wa for u o! All u do is sit on ur ass and criticize like u know it all...sheesh!!!

walcolm: does it mean Big Brother cannot provide the guy with medical facility in the house?

I tire for Biggie o. God knows best

DaShyGuy: In the present circumstance, ain't i worse than an arse already?

Anywayz, that was on a lighter note, on a more serious note, it'll be best to approach the issue with all sense of humility and remorse as soon as u get home.

No need waiting to see her xpression/reaction first, it's bad enuff that she's hurt, don't make it any worse by pretending nothing happened.

For me, imma walk up to her, and with my head bowed low, i'll quietly tell her i've been a fool, i know, i've hurt her beyond words, yes i know, am not worthy to be called her husband anymore,all i seek for, is just her forgiveness,if she can find it deep in her heart to forgive me.

Her reaction would obviously be based on past records of fidelity (or lack of it)and trust(or lack of it) that had existed in the union. If she had had reasons in the past to doubt ur fidelity, it'll only make matters worse, however, if this is the first time something like this is happening, guess she might wanna give the union another chance. In any case, whatever she chooses to do, it's her call, not urs.

well said, but no one is deciding for anyone so don't go in dat direction abeg. Its just a story not like it happened to someone I know

I am serving in Kogi state and I haven't recieved any alert. Knew they wldnt till month end so they can pay us april and may together. They have prolly allocated the allowances to the various states but waiting till month end to pay it into each corp member's account

DaShyGuy: What a scenario!
Well, very easy. I'll use the everyday slogan 'I can explain'.

everyday slogan? Dat will make u an arse! Lol

diamondlove: I will nt even utter a wors about it

me too as the woman. Won't even accuse or mention it for months

Ola and Chris have just decided to voluntarily leave the competition cos Ola has a critical health condition HIgh Blood Pressure. He says he's been taking his meds but they aint working. We will sure miss you guys. Ola was surely the life of tha party at that house. Take care brov!


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Barely two weeks in the Big Brother Africa House, Nigerian reps Ola and Chris have decided to leave the game due to Ola’s health problems.

Ola broke the news to Biggie during their Diary Room Session that they had to leave the House voluntarily because he has high blood pressure and so he needs to seek medical attention out side the House.

Biggie was in shock on learning the news, atleast by the sound of his voice, but he said to them that he respects their decision and that it’s important for Ola to get medical attention, Biggie however tells them that he is going to miss them because they were very funny Housemates.

Both later break the news to fellow Housemates as instructed by Biggie, however, the sad news were not taken so lightly as most female Housemates shed tears.

Ola explains that he can not live in the House any more because of cat fights that have recently taken place in the House, he stresses that these made him feel uncomfortable, he points out the recent face off between Zainab and Seydou!

Ugandan rep, Kyle points out that the House is never going to be the same without the duo, he concludes that the two usually made the House lively with their funny jokes.

bigbrotherafrica.com/nigerias-duo-ola-and-chris-exit-stargame/

A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in d office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,
'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front persenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman, he recognised her as his wife. Wife know he was her husband but d woman utter no words, They dropped the wife at home and left.

If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns...
If you were the husband what will you say when u return?

Buahaha!!! I have seen my commandants at my Nysc camp give this exact punishment to guys who came in to sell weed to corp members. No wonder our soldiers behave the way they do when blood don Rush to their brain

Jeffy1206: Ofcourse it works with oda tarrif plan u knw.

yeah I know it does but when ever I wanna check the plan am on it tells "you are on a glo contract plan"