₦airaland Forum

dnt believe yet

hmmm jst passing

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

second hand no fit b like readymade

khadysaggs:
Yes can you imagine calling ileya idolatory like seriously yOu guys are not cristns because the origin is right there in the old tesmnt of the bible

no vex were e dey 4 Bible?

I was called Daddy, even till now

y not? I'm dad is cool.

too long, its ok though

MrCork: ....so men who love light skin females r racist?...bro..i do t mean to sound rude but clearly u neva been to London...clearly u hav never date light skin females..and clearly u don't gerrrrit (no offense)

i didn't mean it d way u think, but d way u talk about black skin females isn't right. Gerrritttt

MrCork: ^^^ that woman has serrious attitude....white women willl never act like that!

are u a racist?

Just as we are celebrating Nigeria's 54th independence day, I'm also happy to tell guys that today is MY MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY. So please Nairalanders wish her happy birthday, i know it will make her happy.

Philadelphia: You don't feel pains in your brain when you see an English word or when you try to understand one but also when you try to make 1 complete sensible sentence. I'm sure you've gone into coma after typing that rubbish of yours. If you manage to wake up from that come, please note that Philadelphia is not just a name. It is not gender associated. I pray he understands just 1 bit of that even if it takes him 1 year to understand everything I just typed.

u are just being stupid, i have more important things to think of than replying u, see am not in ur league let me tell u, d super eagles don't play against d falcons. go hug transformer. RAT BRAIN.....

Philadelphia: I'm sorry to break your heart, I AM NOT GAY.

na him u cari girl name, oluku go sleep it paat ur bed tym, monkey alpha delta

Philadelphia: I don't know why you start feeling pains in your brain and your head starts over heating when you come across any English word. 'I'm thinking' does not mean ' I have'. I guess you're still preparing for your common entrance or else, you'd have perfectly understood my comment.

who call dis one 4 dis mata, na so people take dey cari load wey no belong to dem, abi u like d guy wey i quote?

obainojazz: dead

i feel ur plight

obainojazz: dis topic took me to front page last year
nyc move my hobo

u wan cry?

emmyspark007: Young man who are u?

i am mr u better ask about me....

emmyspark007: Hmmm....jez passing by

no road go back

MrsBreezy: Haha well when I need more ill hollah at ya

hmmm ok till den

immortalcrown: Confession is urgently needed. Otherwise, complete the money for them in order to conceal your sin and remain a 'saint' in their sight. NOTE: the second option will make way for more temptations, so you better expose yourself to prevent further escalation of the matter. Monkey don go market, to return don turn to wahala!

lol

MrsBreezy: Who's Ojukwu?...

You can always teach me some... like translate what you said previously. Please.

k, na only u waka come - u came alone. any other one u want to translate

MrCork: .. Bro...swrrriiusly....r u tellin me dont loook like bus conductor in that picture?....liook at yor shirt for god sake (

do u even have a pic

MrsBreezy: Well I was born there yes.

come back to 9JA and learn our dialect, or else Ojukwu will b sad in his grave.

MrsBreezy: I have no idea what that means honestly lol

are u a Nigerian?

MrCork: ....bro..i don't mean to sound rudess & no offense to yor picture profile but do u realize u loook like those Nigeria bus conductor?

..so,can u see am tryn to help u?...y u havin attitude?

u've only seen jst one of my pic and u said i look like bus conductor, atleast i didn't i hide myself from d world, on like u dat put a rat, o maybe u're d rat.

Your Pastor asked you how much you bought
your IPhone 6 and you said 50k instead of 160k
because you didn't want him to know you have
such amount,
Now he gives you 100k to buy it for him and his
wife...!!!
What will you do?

MrsBreezy: Yeah mehn I'm learning some Nigerian dialect

Hmm did I not answer your question?

after u go dey ask d meaning of "na only u waka come"

austine4real: thief u wan chop her money

abi na me go dey think about wetin i wan put myself

MrCork: ...no...am not referring to yor Nigerian deep voice that make u sound like bus conductor.....women dont find such attractive...bro am revering to like a London deep voice to male u sound more romantic.....gerrrrit?

guy my voice is not as think as those bus conductor.... i have a normal and nice deep voice. gerrrrrit?

MrCork: ....bro.. Hello...ok. The technique is to drink raw egg wit milk lemon & sugar to help develop a deeep voice....gerrrit?..all females r attracted to deep voice and this turns them on & make them want u.

...but to be honest,from ma professional opinion, i suspect yor voice sound like angry woman..this is y she not takin u serious....is she light skin?

i already have a deep voice

cooljoe: ur bed is "hot john"? a sexual affair dis fine morning. Pls tell me all about t

I'm still here, pls don't corrupt me with ur hmm hmm.

MrsBreezy: What does that mean lol

search for it online

cooljoe: so baby, u don't luv me back? #sadmuch

na only MrsBreezy waka cum? MrsBreezy don enter one chance.