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Abeg make we hear word na only released CHIBOK GIRL, where dem dey b4?
Politicians using our brains for ages, even IPOB stuff don turn child's play, while Nigerian youths dey busy dey cari gun dey follow politician or even some dey say dem dey fight 4 one scammed country of their own...

adedayo3193:
I be monkey b3 b3

OP na monkey b4 b4

Smart41:
I be monkey b1 b1.... Who can relate

I be monkey b2 b2

OK...

Him don leave Aba nw nw!

damton:
Shey you carry(money) to her taste.

if you think so, come what may she no fit yabb you.

The worst she could do is decline

That's the only recipe if you are trying to avoid bashes. You know money rules in the mind of a lot of women

Nobody should come for my head .it's simply my opinion

some girls dnt care about ur money, take it 4rm someone hu have a girlfriend an independent girlfriend.

pinceprinz:
Shey sh expect u to b treating her like yr mother be4 ni?

I no knw 4 her oo

tripplephi:
is it a DATING relationship or a COURTSHIP LEADING TO MARRIAGE..... whats the FUTURE of the union.... if its a DATING FLING that wants to keep the best BLEEP for last then i suggest to follow your animal instinct.... Else let her know that when you both marry, you can do it everyday and everywhere..... My bro the good book says WHERE THERE IS NO VISION PEOPLE START GETTING TIRED..... so it means she is expecting you to handle her in bed.

Now come to think of it, she is either bold and extremely openly raw with you in her communication or she is a LOOSE sister.... all i am saying is DEFINE it now and MOVE on OR MOVE in.

the problem is evry girl I've ever dated after sex I broke up dem I dnt even think of goin bak 4 anoda, I jst wanna mak d relationship last dis tym

justified19:
mumu

wey dog lick ur eye, mumu

viclawz:
easy bruv,u re beginning to sound like a pained nigga beside I was just trying to help

I'm sorry, but I dnt lyk pple tukin abt her dat way

viclawz:
oh really,u wey sabi talk u no fit ask ur babe wetin she mean abi.

abeg get out dem born u to b sex machine, abi u wan cum form 4 here. Girls don notice u na go pack 4 another trend

viclawz:
BTW you can still connect me 2 her so I can ask on ur behalf.

u dey learn to talk

PrimeMinisterr:
would have told you what she meant by that , buh since you seek the counsel of your NL sisters, lemme keep My explanation to Myself.

abeg xplain

I've been dating this girl for 3 months now but no sex cause I decided to keep it that way with her, even though she has come to my house on several occasions. Today I went to her house her parents are not at home, we were discussing when all of a sudden she said "I treats her like my sister" I ask her what she meant by that but she said I should go and think about it.
I've been thinking but I can't come to any decision, is it the sex matter. Please a brother needs your advice.

vizkiz:
his parents should be shot dead! How on earth will a 3 years old boy go missing?

Its LadyF aga*** Mtchewww...rubbish

must u jst say wat ur head shake out of ur mouth, y not ask how it happen instead of saying rubbish

Airforce1:
Precious Chinomso Ajaka, 3, from Amukoko, has been declared missing by his family.

Anyone with information leading to his rescue should contact his father Chukwuka Ajaka on 08182773395, 08056269824, or contact the nearest police station.
http://pulse.ng/gist/urgent-3-yr-old-boy-declared-missing-in-lagos-id4112834.html


Cc Lalasticlala, ishilove

I knw his father but till today its all jst lyk a film 2 me

SMH... well done

Dem dey try


sir Leon na wah 4 u o

I better start

abeg which side my offerings and tithes dey go?








proudly AG

no biology incase of some practicals

Baba Sani, God bless 9ja

zeusdgrt:
A̶̲̥̅♏‎​​​ allergic to poo talk from kids.wrong number

and u keep answering to$$er

happy birthday to him

zeusdgrt:
Am allergic to poo talk from kids.wrong number

my boy 4 ur mind, c hu dey claim old man an ar$e

zeusdgrt:
srry i dnt talk wit kids.wrong number... smh

4 ur mind continue na abi u wan dey famous

zeusdgrt:
A hungry student calling a gynaecologist degree holder with an Msc in Anatomy his boy?well lyk i said A̶̲̥̅♏‎​​​ done with U kid!go study ur books or luk for ur age mate n level.tk boy

lyk i told u my boy i will pay ur salary, so say wat ever u wan to say, even d Bible said it, do to odas wat u want odas to do to u kid. I'm beta dan u.

zeusdgrt:
Jst saw ur pic and did see U are jst a secondary school boy with ur uniform,wen i was at dt stage U were nt born even our last kid is alrdy studying medicine in the university so i tink we cnt talk no more cz U r jst a little kid.Read ur books n pass ur ssce exams boy n be lyk us!bye kid,Go find ur mate or age grade,pls stay off social net n focus on ur elementary books boy.Learn how to respect elders cz it will affect ur growth.ƮA̶̲̥̅̊ƘE care kid

my boy I'm in unizik studying accountancy so kip deceiving ursef, u no say u don big u dey answer person wey u dey call small boy. check ur medulla since u call ursef a doctor old man my foot na him u still dey answer me wey u call kid hey respect dey say is reciprocal ok, if u dnt respect odas dnt expect to b respect by dem in return to$$er.

zeusdgrt:
srry kid i gat a patient to attend to rather than viewing ur ugly pics,monkey na monkey even if he travel go USA.So finally U don shame remove dt pics..lol smallie wen nor wan loyal na so dem dey disgrace their family,ugly animal still wan form swag,igbo village ogene dancer lyk U,crayfish trying to claim shrimp.run along kid!oh as for inferiority complex na U get am cz if U nor get am U for nor remove dt palmwine tapper dressed pics of urs

inferiority complex really dey wori u, "UR PRESENT IS MY PAST, MY PRESENT IS UR FUTURE U CAN COME AND KISS MY A$$ KID, #silence 4 u my boy. u knw I'm beta dan u.

zeusdgrt:
pity U kid wit ur stupid mouth after all d lies n U still wear rags to put on NL,can't rub good cream,bad n hagad hair style,even if i want to accept ur lie so U tink ur bush village hospital can feed mydogs in a week?bush igbo fool see pple dey talk hospital for lekki U dey call ur zoo village hospital wen nor dey map.is no surprise cz i knw U r a local kid dts y U open ur dirty mouth to insult elders,try read ur book so dt U can be a success lyk us.Nonentity kid

c hu is successful a to$$er, u knw wat i promised not to mak plonkers lyk u famous so I'm gonna say go clean d dirt boy, silence 2 u. hey i jst uploaded a new d.p. go check and kip hating (inferiority complex) I'm done wit u 4eva

zeusdgrt:
A kid lyk dt cannot buy one cup of garri for your father talking abt feeding a well established doc?looser kip disgracing ur lineage.i can neva rlly come down to reach ur standard cz is too low bush igbo mumu lyk U who resides in the village still talking,dntwrry i will snd U moni to chng ur shoes n gt a proper haircut,a new sch bag other dan dt trash U carry n a nice pair of bobby v jean to match a custom made linen puma fited top.Rag dresser m.lol

kip deceiving ursef boy wen i said i will feed u i meant it, go ask of d Umezurike hospital in Owerri boy my fada owns it, ooh dnt think i will tell my dad 2 giv u work boy, cos if u said u a doc den thank God u can check ursef 4 wats wrong wit ya, send ur CV 2 me mayb u can b a cleaner in my fada hospital dat way u can treat d toilet to$$er. Hey guest wat I will allow sleeping dogs 2 lie k. I'm too big 4 dis shit boy so I'm no longer gonna answer u kid, c where a lizard wants 2 bcum a crocodile overnite. In other words i knw u have been waiting 4 dis my friends will say "YOU WIN DEY GO W@NKER" 2 busy 4 dis no longer doin if u lyk kid run ur mouth.

zeusdgrt:
lol..i alrdy passed ur future u black ugly tin!n believe m̶̲̥̅ƹ U jst D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ disgrace ur lineage well a destined fool like U have № place in d ranking of mydogs.Yeye pig

i knw u wish u cud b me boy dats y u kip dissing me dnt wori my boy i will help ur lineage by giving u fish not teaching u how 2 fish so go on run along cos Santa is cum 2 ur hauz boy, hey let me tell u something u can neva reach my standard if u kip on dissing me, lyk i said dnt try 2 bite d hand dat want to feed u w@nker.