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emusmith:
I go go with you o...maybe with any girl wey say Yes o... or with my two little cuties...

two cha cha, and sum no get one...

emusmith:
Yes na

cari on, i go go church go pray on val day.

emusmith:
I am nau...

I am using this opportunity to let the cat outa the bag

Will you be my val, bae?

na here u dey find ur own val?

OGAofBOSS:
Signed: Chairman !




;( We haff spent the money on election campaigns! We hereby ask the federal government to postpone the valentine until further notice.

agreed till further notice

tell him to do d vice versa for u during ur period to prove his love to u.

emusmith:
# dusts chair#

Oga, a beg sit down

abeg give me one bottle of hero make i dey drink first.

BREAKING NEWS...
Boys are not smiling
It has come to our Notice that INEC on 7th February
2015 by
10PM
shifted the Election which was meant to Hold on 14th
February
Valentine's day without a Proper Consultation with
Boyfriends
Association of Nigeria (BAN).
We BAN want to use this Opportunity to inform
Nigerian Citizens
that
the Valentine cannot Hold on 14th February 2015 due
to
Security
Challenges affecting our Country.
The Alert which we receive from NSA, SSS and NPF
indicates
that all
Fast Food, Joints, Hotels even Mama Put and under
the Trees in
every corner of Nigeria are Targets to Boko Haram.
Please our dear Ladies we love you so much and we
don't want
Titanic to repeat itself again.
Kindly stay in your House as our members will also
be in
their respective Houses or Churches praying for the
goodwill of
Nigeria.
We shall fix a New Date for the Valentine or carry
it Over depending when Boko Haram stop bombing.
Thanks for Understand and also pray that Our
Soldiers will
defeat
Boko Haram soonest.
Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (BAN).....

emusmith:
ehya...call her on phone

i suppose get seat 4 here na

wat of me wey me and my girlfriend dey different cities dey go school

chrisgurl:
you didn't understand my post at all..btw I'm nt a guy!!! This info should erase any form of misunderstanding

any way u put it, I'm lamenting 4 mine. but u sure say u no jst put female 2 gain admirers

chrisgurl:

i knw, bt na true talk

chrisgurl:
I definitely agree that it was unreasonable to postpone the election!!! Is anyone afraid to lose? Was february 14th a bad date? Are there really security issues that will interfere with the electoral process?? This "fear of the unknown" excuse is just too lame!! May God help us

guy talk true u dey vex because nw u go buy Valentine's day gift 4 ur girlfriend, ehya JEGA deriz God o. GEJ TILL 2019, Buhari dey joke

osinbanjo looks like lagos state lasma

wtfCode:
maybe she dey snap send 4 another guy then delete it 4 u.

i no knw wetin ur gf do u, and i wnt b surprise if u a flirt, or mayb no girl decides 2 date u because u dey feel lyk u too knw

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

dats gud but o.p. if ur girl get unclad pix 4 her fone no mean say all girls dey do am, as 4 me my girl no get am 4 her fone

aristocrazzy:
Unclad pics no. Not in my gf phones 4sure.

dats gud but o.p. if ur girl get unclad pix 4 her fone no mean say all girls dey do am, as 4 me my girl no get am 4 her fone

Allureoftheseas:
sex and kissing aint a sin.

oga ade no dey deceive ursef sex is a sin

farano:
Tested and trusted things jare

ur mom would b proud clap 4 ursef

Exoticstan:
That's ok. But you will never cheat on her and perhaps get her one of these toys at www.wisenigerian.com

hmmn i will think about that

dovelike:
What kind of sinfully wicked list is that?

its called love

dovelike:
Lol.On behalf of your future gf I already hate you

did i miss something?

dovelike:
Lol.On behalf of your future gf I already hate you

sorry did miss something?

THE QUALITIES OF MY iNTENDING DATE.
* she can leave an exam hall to prepare lunch for
Me.
™she can slice a basket of onions without shedding
tears because I hate Tears.
™she will apologize to Me after I cheat on her.
™she can prepare sweet jellof rice with #200.
™she will fry liver without even tasting it ..
™she will not complain if I impregnate her best
friend.
™when she collect her School fees, she will give me
all of it so that I can share with her from it.
™she'll serve Me chicken laps while she eats
chicken head.
™she can stay up to fight mosquitoes while I sleep.
Is these not a good Quality?
Contact me .. If u have this Qualities or More!!!!!

rattlesnake:
are u OK?

I'm downloading my comment

not sure

wait

CrudeGH:
sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap magg0t. MUMU-in-Chief

i don't even knw what to classify u as cos ur country itself is an ant in sight of a country like Nigeria.

CrudeGH:
the modafakas are mad! they behave like animals and deserve to be treated as such. such nonsense people disgracing africa since 1900.
NOISYRIANS

after oxygen01 another id-iot has arrived

sexzskil:
Chaiiiii! Some people dull o, walai! All in a bid to sound applaudable u ended up showing the world a significant legacy of our highly failed educational system. South Korea and NORTH KOREA will do anything to bring China down? You should be ashamed of being a citizen of a proud, certified, third-world cesspit like Naijeriya!

where dis one from cum?

OXYGEN01:
mumugeria is the most useless country in AFRICA. They have gas yet they sleep in darkness. Without the oil money they can't survive. No wonder they prefer selling their gas for money other than using it.The oil will finish soon and we will see how useless nigeria will become. Even with the oil nigeria is useless how much more without oil.

will u just shut up

super falcons fit win super eagles

sommyblaze:
noted chief

for ur craw craw mind