₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
One annoying thing girls do after sex is playing with their toto while moaning like a dazed imbeciile with their eyes shut .


After all the pounding somebody is behaving as if nothing happened.

Please guys , try and avoid these kind of girls - they are nymphs.

Ewooooo ,,,, Come how you take know ,,.? Na who teach you all dis tins sef ,.,,,?

Bellalistic:
IMPUDENT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER...?

That was why i never replied him ,,,, he has his Opinion ,,.,,,,.be it good or bad.

UncannyGenius:
Peter, you are a fool for marrying an Yoruba.

Kai ,,,, ahn ahn ,,,, on a Day like dis eh ,,,, you for write for Pigin ,,,, i swear we for understand you well ,,,,


Wetin Genius com dey even do for your name fa ,.,,,?

Melinde:
Na you mumu pass for not minding your biz

Hahahaha lwkmdooooooo

Girls una fit yarb person manhood commot from him local government ,,,,


E go better say my fellow guy yarb me ,,,, i go just adjust to the environment ,,,,

But if na girl yarb me ,,,, i go dey cry sef.,,.

TheSonOfMark:

They try to negotiate their financial, educational and social woes, using sêx as a currency.



Tell me what troubles you when WE'RE BOTH SOBER and maybe, just maybe, you'll elicit enough empathy or sympathy. But trying to manipulate me with côitus? No way!









...And if you decide to cease intercourse/communication with me for that singular reason, I'll hug you, pat your dorsal side and thank you quickly revealing YOU TRADE IN SEX; then I'll send you on way home.



...OR BETTER STILL, YOU CAN REGISTER YOUR GENITÆLIA ON THE NIGERIAN STOCK EXCHANGE since you think it is so tradeable.

Na who com release this one naw ,.,,,?

KingTom:
Baba see the foolish idiotic cow o, na Alberto2k I blame, why did he give Orubebe expired weed!!

Abeg take am easy as you dey call that my Oga Alberto name ooooo ,.,,, cos him don join Army.

akpanikpe:
Teenager? Boyfrnd? Rape? Attempt? Ok ok.

Continu,,.,,,,,,

Just Continu[color=#990000][/color]

Filling station no dey give Complete Change also.

Who or What Impregnated the Woman ,,,,?

emmylucky:
u made m rember my ex gal in sec schools DAT was 2yrs ago .she dosent call, she bleash, gold digger ,runz gal only God DAT help m run in dat relationship she wan dry my pocket finish well shaaa DAT wen am novice in d game tnks for nairaland na u na help m comot for heart broke

Yels you are welcome ,,,, what are friends for na ,.,,, na to watch our backs na,.,,,,,

blakid:
hey Igbo, u all know d truth, I think u re just afraid.

Anyways i Refrain from using those words especially the First sentence..... pls pardon me ,.,,,


BUT I STILL STAND WHERE I STAND ,.,,,

Emperortj93:
WTF
APC GOT 1.9M IN KADO
THEN WHO THE HELL HAS BOKO HARAM BEING KILLING OVER THEIR

My dear you can ask that Question again and AGAIN ,.,,,

Over 1million ,,,, Nawa o ,.,,, i just dey look ooooo

enigma3000:
But Kano's result is very outrageous... 1.9M? 4 APC alone.. Plus other parties... Not so realistic from my point of view...
It even beats dt of lagos.... Is it that Kano is more populated than Lagos,, or what?

EXACTLY MY THOUGHT ALSO ,,,,

We were sleeping and they were busy casting their votes in the Comfort of Their Huts.

ibkgab001:
PDP is a cowards. Even in the north

YOU MUST BE A FOOL ,,,,
You better Open your Eyes to the TRUTH ATLEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE ,,,, COS I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER ACCEPTED TRUTH IN YOUR LIFE,.,,,

I BLAME THE COURT AT TIMES FOR NOT GIVING JUDGEMENT WHEN NEEDED BUT INSTEAD THEY FOLLOW THE NEAREST FOOT PATH TO RUN AWAY CLAIMING "MY HANDS ARE CLEAN"


Guy just respect yourself ooooooo ,.,,, if dey don give you your money ,,,, chop am ,,,, because it can never be collected back again.

alberto2k:
i did... to the fullest extent

Albertooooooooooo

This Guy no dey Ever carry LAST AT ALL,.,,,

sirman:
If everybody signs up for this http://addanny.com/social/26/18524 then we would have kicked out poverty from this country.

Sign up please and let's make money http://addanny.com/social/26/18524


Sure there's something in it for me but there's a whole lot in it for you!

Make we no dey carry last ABEG

You wey dey carry First from the Back ,,,, keep on ,.,,, continu

,.,,,
I won dey carry Last from the Front.

Largas:
she inherited facial traits from his father.

Ahn ahn na wetin sef,,,
Shey you no sabi speak pigin ni,.?
Abeg just free me to watch my Jega on EenTeaA in peace and Harmony Without Agony.

Largas:
she inherited facial traits from his father.

Ahn ahn na wetin sef ,,,,
Shey you no sabi speak pigin ni ,,.?
Abeg just free me to watch my Jega on EenTeaA in peace and Harmony Without Agony.

Largas:
she inherited facial traits from his father.

Ahn ahn na wetin sef ,,,,
Shey you no sabi speak pigin ni ,,.?
Abeg just free me to watch my Jega on EenTeaA in peace and Harmony Without Agony.,,.,,,,

I just Sorry for your life


Your mates dey wait to hear who go win the just concluded election


To know their fate on how to Survive henceforth in this country and here you are ,,,,


Looking at what girls are doing in their own Hostel for that matter


IF I CALL YOU WOMAN WRAPPER e go be like say i no get am ,,.,,.


Mtcheeeew.


Who knows weda na because of this kain people VASELINE just cost for Market.

I just Sorry for your life


Your mates dey wait to hear who go win the just concluded election


To know their fate on how to Survive henceforth in this country and here you are ,,,,


Looking at what girls are doing in their own Hostel for that matter


IF I CALL YOU WOMAN WRAPPER e go be like say i no get am ,,.,,.


Mtcheeeew.

chimoskyg:
Definitely because u look guyish

As people dey take talk am ,

Na thief dey sabi him fellow thief.


Just keep on Ranting

#Itisallowed.

chimoskyg:
Definitely because u look guyish

As people dey take talk am ,

Na thief dey sabi him fellow thief.


Just keep on Ranting

#Itisallowed.

elbinmanny:

You sure say no be from GAME you carry that 3rd picture come ,,,,?

onatisi:
I don't understand ,pls explain

Ok ,,,, Shey you go agree with me say no be the woman dey give herself belle ,,,,?

onatisi:
yes but some are nasty . Imagine a woman that gave birth and dumped the baby in a bush

YOU MUST AGREE WITH ME THAT SHE DIDNT PUT IT IN HERSELF.

chimoskyg:
You are very stupid
Did I in any way refer to yr low miserable life.
Look at this E-idiot ooo, thunder fire yr generation if u ever mention me again

Two people no mad at the same time ,.,,,


Just back off dude.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]1. I detest Hoes.

2. I detest dumb bìtches.

3. I also detest lying cùnts [/color]

Please i dont understand number 3 pls.

Once You are Lazy ,,,, No just near me ,.,,, i wonder why girl go come my place ,,,, i go dey serve am she go just cross legs dey watch television like person wey dey wait for election Result ,,,, e go even remain to feed am too.



Once you dey smell ,,,, just fuc. Off ,.,,,

ayox1:
Hmmm medicine!medicine!medicine, what about Pharmacy?

Ahn ahn ,.,,, two of them be Fraternal Twins na

calculus3e:
You ought to have include physics in the list oooo

You ought to have whaaaaaaaa,,.,,,,?