Stevengerd:
See Al Dis Mofo Sayin Dier Prick No Go Stand. At The Sight Of Punany, Men No Dey Behave Again.

Mtcheew prick Wey don stand since dey wait jejelly.

What of some guys d**ks Wey get stretch marks nko.....? Ppl talk say na too much wanking dey cause am..... Lols

professorfal:


we are just producing weyreys in this country anyhow.

LMAOOOOOOOO

jakeboss:
notin wrong to suck boobs

Sucking Bob*by has been in existence since Childhood.... but I wonder where the hell girls learnt how to suck di**ck . ..... not that I'm complaining oooo because its included in the To Do List.

drezzyx:
Some guys can die for anal sex, with d way gyals of nowadays grow butts...

Mtcheeew ,,,,me wey don die many times.... if una talk finish the next stra*ffing go be inside the babe ear or nose depending on the atmospheric condition of the satellite Galaxy.

victorisreal02:
I'm in love with this girl, but she has a boyfriend

Hello Nairalanders, I need your advice.....

There is this girl in my school, she's a 200Level girl, while I'm a 400Level student, she's in the same department with me, I'm madly in love with this girl, but she has a boyfriend, i even confessed my love for her. I really love this girl, and really wanna spend the rest of my life with her, as I've never fallen in love with anyother girl, the way I fell for her, she's very comfortable around me, open, and close to me, but she only wanna stay friends with me, What? (Friendzone?) not with someone I'm in love with, it'll destroy me, I've been emotional shattered several times each time i realise that she doesnt love me, which she openly confessed to me, and i later took the bold step of ending our friendship, but omo, she still acts like we are still friends, I tried to remind her that I'm no longer her friend (which i told her to her face some days back) but she pretends not to remember, no issue, we exchanged pleasantaries, but guess what? The whole feelings i had fo her which I've been successfully killing jejely, the whole feelings returned with speed of light.

I so much love this girl with all my heart, and I'm willing to go any extend and do anything for her.
Advice me on what to do next, Ladies, I believe you all must have come across such, advices from both the guys and the ladies here, will be so much appreciated.

Lalasticlala mynd44 Front page abeg, I need serious relationship assistance here

Now u are the one looking for trouble?

BiafranBushBoy:
Crapy post coming from
A Crappy poster with a
Crappy mindset!!
How do you know all these when your boobs are just like lemon limes?

Crab crab everywhere.

lonelydora:


Is it now you are knowing? The conspiracy has been there even in GEJ's time.

Then the new Administration should have put a stop to that and not adding fuel ⛽ to it that makes them Foolish.

Eberechi24:
pupil could be anything in school uniform

Btw secindary

Chisimdi ni

deanoffaculty:
The picture is not provoactive,just that it's 'totoactive' D;
Check this out.....

Lmao ooooooo

johnmarcel:
i never knew pupils is 4 secindary school

Nau you has knewed.

lefulefu:

@ 5
you sure its frequent sex that causes erectile dysfunction in men? Was thinking excessive alcohol plays a major role in that.

Alcohol intake and Drugs induced erectile dysfunction should be ruled out when making Diagnosis. DSM V.

slawomir:
why were we born in the first place if this is how we are gonna go
that is why I can't be a coward by waking up in the morning and praying for God's protection because I know he doesn't give a ff*uck about us. we are on our own. we are just lucky to be alive and that doesn't mean we will not die anymoment from now because for everyday we live we are faced with more than a thousand way to die. just go out there and be brave do you daily activities and don't rely on one imaginary being to protect you.

May you be Delivered soon

IpobExposed:
All this bad road was because PDP didn't repair any road. Do u hear such death abroad?
.
Don't worry I am assuring u that there will no more premature death in Jesus name Amen.
R.I.P woman

Nigeria must change

Just look at the rubbish thing you wrote. How old are you by the way? Who even bought that phone for you? Next time if u don't have anything tangible to say JUST SHUT UP.

carzola:
Buh we dont know him..

Speak for yourself young man. Btw who knows you?

firstking01:
Few points there are true but still, it's more advantageous to abstain from sex until you are married.

Yeah my Pastor said that today in Church ⛪

napoleon77:


And I repeat, not all are true!!

Napoleon was born in 1769 but Hitler was born in 1889. 120 NOT 129 years later

Napoleon was defeated in 1815 but Hitler was defeated in 1945. 130 NOT 129 years later

OK.........






Next please.......

TDonald:
The world is not a normal place
Buhari brought Hardship to Nigerians in 1984
Fast forward to 2017 we still experience the same
Isn't that a strange coincidence

Over strange dey worry that Coincidence ma brother.

Teacher1776:
Like say when dem born them, them wear army uniform from the womb.

"Until the bad bridge swallows someone then can it be repaired"(a Kenyan proverb).... I know say no be today that road spoil , but lives had been lost there and nothing was done only to come and start taking pictures of it been constructed now(Medicine after death) I'm not condemning the work tho but its good we do the right thing at the right time...... Also having 3 portfolios is pretty not cool...... does it mean he's the BEST IN NIGERIA? One should be left to him and others should be appointed to Competent ppl. Dominus Vobis cum.

ijebuloaded:
And Some idiot will be abusing PMB....





What Will You Do To Save Nigeria If You Are Elected As President Tomorrow?

https://www.nairaland.com/3366855/what-save-nigeria-elected-president

Ooh just shut up .... Na me send the Idi*ot go there

Hmm wetin Banana and Cucumber don see for this life eeeh


If they tell then make they come again I sure say them go won turn to watermelon

Una sure say him sabi wetin be plagiarism

Rushtec:
when u tell them face you book and dress modest in skull, they wont listing. i pity ladies..... even the high rate of HIV in Kenya, they still sex alive

I swear that babe Sabi book pass you. YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUC.KING RIGHT TO BE A JUDGE OVER HER.sex alive ko,,, Ejaculate dead ni

JustHere2Observ:
She wasn't wise, if she gone anal on him, she would have gotten an A.

HERE COMES THE *THE 3 WISE WOMAN.

power900:
basket mouth why naaaa instead of you to get new materials to stop your joke from its excessive dryness so ay liv can be featuring you ,you are trying to use all these stunts to bring yourself to the spotlit........mtcheeew,lubish!!

Ahn ahn Abeg who open gate for this one ? abi na cage go better ??

Hello please I've been looking for where to get this here in Awka Anambra state ,,,, but I'll prefer that of the Spy Glasses pls contact me on this number 07068281646

Beehshorp:
Can't buhari speak on his own, must he speak through people on cases like dis?

Na you pay him squull feess fa

Them own don be b dat oooo



BUT COME TO THINK OF IF WHO GAVE THEM THOSE *WEAPONRY .... those things ain't toys ........that's if the story is true seff