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Queenlovely:
make nigeria comfortable, there are opportunities here

This is a very shallow comment to say the least.

Nigeria is only for the rich (politicians). Let me burst your head, even our so called politicians have dual citizenship, thier kids too.

They've bought out real estate in Dubai, London, US and S.A...but Nkechi that resides in iyana ipaja is telling you aspire to perspire what you desire.....oga ade geddiffok....


Private jets on standby in hangers ready to fly out at minute if the country eventually caves in on US.

Small headache, Dem don enter jet go UK for medical tourism, you if you get cancer now, you go open GoFundMe, Twitter and Nairaland thread dey beg for funds.

How can you make Nigeria comfortable when there are no good roads, healthcare, quality education and security.

Nigerians always think everything starts and ends with money. Now let me shock you, Former Air Chief Marshall, Alex badeh with security detail and military personnel was killed like a Christmas chicken on his way to the farm.

Omor, if you get means commot for naija...just dey run dey go cause nothing is working...year after year everything seems to be deteriorating.

a word is enough for the wise, your eye go soon clear.

Sango ota delivery was a success, many more wins.

moscobabs:
Abuja is overrated bro. Lagos still remain the best city to live in Nigeria

if you've not travelled to other states outside lagos, you'd think Lagos is the best thing that happened to mankind since the discovery of agege bread and akara.

Lagos is highly overrated bro to say the least. Abuja felt like i was some eastern African country with good roads, sane people and cool weather.

Uncle93:
Thats where most young girls age 19-25 go look for married men under the pretence of doing excersie.. Those men too sometimes go there hoping to find one young blood. Funny most of those abuja young girls have slept with many married men before the age of 20. Most people are always shouting pheodiplhie up and down . if you truly know what is going on behind closed doors . .. Ull faint.. And if ure dating an Abuja girl, my advice just be careful

Abuja girls still dey learn work where Lagos girls dey.

Lagos girls go go work Monday to Friday, do runs from Friday night to Saturday evening, enter church on Sunday and lift up holy hands in praise.

If you know, you know.

A great number of Lagos girls do runs for a living and side hustle, no gock am.

Spent a couple of days in Abuja, did not want to return to Lagos anymore.

Abuja is a country on its own, so much serenity and tranquil but the hustling vibes ain't present.

Nigeria is a shithole country where nothing grows.

You either migrate and save your head or you become another statistic.

first off, it's either she's your cousin or sister.

whats the fucc is cousin sister 'foggosake' ?


Nothing irks me more than hearing the word 'cousin sister'.

Plus I'm sure you're from a particular tribe cause they're are the ones that normally say that crap.

Make Lagos State habitable and traffic, eradicate omoluabi owo da boys on the streets, provide adequate security for residents, that's what we ask of you.

We did not ask for optics of you and your errand boy playing tennis.

dumbo.

bdb

Naija don cast, know this and know peace.

emmy989:
don't have job,wanna squat with a friend,then from there I continue my life .

lol, this is funny.

if you can't hustle in Lagos without a job or skill what makes you think you will make it in Abuja ?

Wilsonzinny:
I need a loan of 100k to startup my business...i hav tried sourcing around al to no avail...i really want to be self employed and establish something for myself...pls anyone who can help me i wil pay back in three months time installmentally each month...am tired of being unproductive

what's the nature of your business ?

NicoKator:
How do I invest in US stocks like Tesla, Amazon here in Nigeria??

download bamboo and trove app to get started.

1. from your write up, it's evident you don't have a talent or skill.

2. when you go "abroad" what do you intend to do ?

3. what qualifications do you possess ?

You need to do some soul searching bro. The grass ain't always greener at the other side.

with 1m, you can split that money into 2 for online and offline business.

Online business - buy crypto (binance, remitano, localbitcoins, paxful), trade crypto, invest in US stocks using bamboo or trove, mini Importation (learn how to run profitable Facebook and Instagram ads), invest in agrotech startups (farmvest, farmcrowdy)...

offline business - POS, buying and selling of grains, okrika wears, restaurant, bar / lounge, car wash..

stay blessed.

Jenolyfavour:
Ok

PLEASE I NEED ANSWER TO THIS

please how far is true the immigration officer I gave money to help me do my passport keep telling that they're trying to link my passport to my NIMS and NIMS server is not working for a whole Week.( did capturing since 09/12/2020) I did it in Abuja my only issue is correction of age in which I paid him 140k ..it as been one issue to another and am running of out of time and taking it cool not to mention his name I have he's picture and name with me which I doubt I might be able to withstand anymore

Oga calm down, I did my own too in immigration HQ sauka with my trusted link.

I called him some days back because it was taking longer than expected after i handsomely tipped him make my work come out fast fast.

apparently, there's no paper for production of passport, that's the hiccup now.

so drink a cup of tea with hobnobs or digestive biscuit, we gather dey.

one love.

awa fierce !!!

arma19:
am not saying what you said its entirely false, but if your parents are rich and powerful like your friend , if they are from north or south, it will be easier to get a job. i don't think its fair to compare the children of rich people from the north(the ones with the c300) to the children of poor people from the south(twitter). a lot of poor people from the north don't even have the means to send their children to school. i also know guys who graduated two to three years ago, and they are still trying to find job.

bro, it's hard to see a northerner that has attained some level of academic excellence to look for work. I hardly see it on Twitter.

what I'm saying in essence is that, northerners help themselves regardless that's why they are United. As long as you dey speak the same language and dress like them, insurance cover you.

Here, you will see an imo state man giving you one million reasons why he cannot marry an Anambra woman.

our problems too many abeg, make I go sleep.

big ups !!

bless up >

bless up >

guten Morgen !!!

guten Morgen !!!

Rest in peace with all your billions, one love.

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Your target market ain't on Nairaland, know this and know peace.

blessed and still taking orders.

blessed and still taking orders.

Audio Project, Lori Iro.

we all know that the slots have been shared to our fulani brethen.

scam of a country.

planetx:
Nothing special, doesn't look more beautiful than some African countries I have visited. Just because it's Europe is why the comments are positive, but trust me there are more beautiful African countries

what african countries ?

Thinking of exploring some african countries next year.

hh