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Bilabong:
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Wordgeddon:
Please how did you change the background of your browser?

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dayleke:
Hey bro,
Some of us have been admiring your home screen o.
How did you do it?
Enquiring minds wanna know.

Download the latest version of UC browser and change the background theme

dayleke:
Beautiful screen.

I use the latest version of UC browser.. download and change the background theme

Don't parade them, turn them back immediately.



Front page baby, I see someone viewing this topic.

lefulefu:
the ex has bought a car
didnt u read that?

Guy you Wicked, why are you tormenting the OP na.

placeofallure:
A lady on fb. We've never met. She's a friend's friend's friend on fb. She's married with a kid o. We got chatting, I let loose my guard because she's a woman, so I thought.

We talked about general topics women talk about. How her husband is never around, not in Nigeria, she's bored, etc. Then her gist changed to how she always view my profile pic, the cold weather, how she's feeling Hot and all. Then boom! She sent pictures of sex and pleasure toys, then she asked how will I feel if we both get down. Ah! Down to where? I was wondering why me? Is there anything about my pic suggesting I play her kinda game? I couldn't believe it despite I've heard about it for ages.
I just jejely told her she should check the next door. When her calls became a nuisance, I eventually blocked her. Ekwensu!

I have heard of a lady, she returned from Italy and uses cash and gifts to entice secondary school girls. She formed a kind of cult initiating them but she was caught in 2018.

SmellySperm:
I'm ugly so no experience

Nobody ugly bros

SweetCunt97:
With your fat mouth that looks good for bj, how won't they disturb you? Lmfao

Lol, the guy fine sha

Archtype:
The first one was two years ago, a liaison officer to a Politician. The guy was just over kind to me oo, I thought it was just his nature until he started sending stupid text messages and making advances, invited me to his place...Immediately I threatened to report him to the authorities the dude stopped and started fighting me to make sure that I didn't get what I want from that office.

The second one was just recently, you know all those Church brothers that use to post Bible things on their WhatsApp status, Sometimes, I use to comment in some of them, there is this particular one that will always send voice note after I comment but I have never had anything in mind till this guy started wooing me oo..lol...he was like he likes me, this that, that I am intelligent and that he has been admiring me during our university days,NB: the guy was in year 1 when I was already in 3rd year oo not even the same department just that we knew from the Church. He was like he likes the way that I love the things of God hehehe, that I am humble, as he was talking I asked him, guy, why all these praise, the guy opened up to me oo, he was bold oo until I threatened to report him to the priest cos he was one of the leaders in the church. If you see begging ee, I made the dude to confess and mention names of those that are involved in the church to my greatest surprise those he mentioned are those people that we take as "Jimjim" brothers, those brothers wey dey do over repentance, wey dey do as if na them talk to God pass, I swear, I was shocked to bone marrow.

Mehn, God has a lot to judge.

Heistman:
;Dlol it was around 4pm in the evening o..we just got back from exam hall... so I was on the floor relaxing my nerves before I dozed off..and my friends went down the road to get stuffs fr dinner and the main door was left opened...and him(gay guy) was a regular visitor to our flat...we all do gist together even about girls,one of the reasons I never believed he could b gay .

Lol, the man get guts sha. He had it coming

Heistman:
Haha ..one fake pastor like dat frm the next flat wen I dey school...I don dey hear him gist bfr that time but I no believe..I was actually living together with 2 of my friends..so he came to our flat and I was alone sleeping in the sitting room..I just felt hands caressing my body and fortunately I'm a light sleeper...I was damn sure the hands weren't my gf's and not my friends playing prank either cos the person smelled differently.. immediately my eyes popped opened and I saw it was him..out of shock and annoyance I broke the big tea cup that was lying beside me on the rug where I laid on his head.. he just picked race like a possessed devil .it was few days later I saw his head plastered I realized I could have killed him

Was it at night?

ghettochild:
My experience was with some guy called kalio on fb.. I won't put the other name so u guys won't go check up. Met this dude thru my ex gfs brother as par job things, so I met this guy first at luth, we started discussing and he indirectly was telling me about uti being gay, this n that person been gay.. So I said bro I ain't got no prob with ur sexuality oo, na u say pussy decide to like man hole oo..
But no try ur rubbish with me sha... I be AJ boy ooo..
Afterwards I would meet with him at a hotel in 1st Avenue, Festac. Dude is always with guys in d room n he once said he loved me.. And I was guy... Dat thing u dey find I no fit give u... Me na pussy freak oo. I even buy amala go give am one day thinking say all the work level go clique.. Las Las dude na scam jare... U know these guys who always look for business men who will buy crude oil from cargo ships

So you japa shey, some of them are so bold like wtf.

OluwasureGig:
nice thread. here to read comments . gay boys no wan let me rest for port Harcourt. everytime fine boy, fine boy. me that love Puna too much

Give us small details na.

Lightangel65:
You never see the other side of life.
It's S C A R Y

I'm with u bro

bmdmixer:
mine wasn't in Nigeria,

so was india some years ago completing my education in mass communication and i thought since I have free time on my hands i should hit the gym, i also wanted to look buffed, just a little.

so i signed up and started hitting the gym 3 times a week or so, any way i finally started getting meat added and i was feeling like yes kee omo 9ja fine boy, until one India guy, wont lie sha dude was good looking, the guy started having conversation with me, about where am from he has been noticing me and always wanted to talk to me, i didnt really take it as anything at first until dude decided he should just let me know what sup.

India bro was like, please dont get offended if u not interested please dont take it the wrong way,

mind u we @ the gym and it was just two of us @ the bench room, spotting for each other, u know assisting each other.

so guy was like he want us to b having a straight up gay relationship and he is bia sexual and loves being d female wen he is with a guy.

well luckily for him he didnt approach a villager, i simply smiled and say thanks for noticing me but am not into guy n guy but if he is open for party with another girl am down with that but me sticking my dick in another man's ass, not gonna work, dude said okay he will think about it.

well that was d last time he came to gym, I guess he wasn't comfortable.


Just has far, no one is trying to force it, just asking, am not really offended, well its not the first time any.

At least the guy was straight forward, unlike mine that would have raped me in the middle of the night.

ugolinze123:
Waow...so really things like this exist, thought twas only in movies...lol

Mehn, things like this plenty for we country. Some are conventional gays while others use theirs for money and power.

On the 7/3/2020 , after I closed from work, there was a Premier league match between my club Liverpool and Bournemouth; so I went to one of my favourite spots (a bar) to see the match, I took a seat at the far end of the bar to avoid being close to the TV screen and placed my order of a chilled bottle Legend. My team was winning so I happily ordered for a second bottle after the first one. There were a lot of other people drinking and watching the match but I didn't know any of them so my focus was on myself, my beer and the match. During halftime I went outside and placed order for barbecued tilapia fish then went back inside and asked the bar man to bring me another bottle.

The match ended around 6pm. I called the barman for my bill, he came and told me that someone had already paid for the three bottles pointing in the direction of a guy I never saw before. I was amazed. I went to the guy to thank him; he told me that we should talk outside because of the noise in the bar.

Now outside, I told him how grateful I was for his kind gesture. He said no problem, then told me his name and gave me his card admonishing me to always call him if I needed anything. That a "cute" guy like me is supposed to hang out with big boys like him and all what not. I already knew where he was headed but I kept mute and listened to all his scope telling me of his connection in Abuja and how he could hook me up with top politicians. He collected my number and even paid for the fish I ate.

Truth be told this guy was so eloquent, looked rich and drove a nice ride (Mercedes GL 350). He offered to drop me off, I refused, he insisted, I still refused giving the excuse that I will be going to see a friend before heading home. He offered to take me to my friend's house, I no gree, I told him I would give him a call since I have his card. "Ok, dial my number let me save it he said" almost pleading. I did.


For two days I was picking his calls, on the third day I blacklisted his number and stopped getting his calls. I even stopped going to that bar.

horlahsunbo225:
Following

Meanwhile I'm ugly, so them never come my way

My guy u can't really tell what they want.

bmdmixer:
inside life

Oh boy, it wasn't funny oo, I'll be right back with my second encounter.

ugolinze123:
Where you come go...come and finish it ooh

I've modified, I was attending to a client.

Emaax77:
Once had a weird experience..
So one time I was working in an outlet, there was this regular customer that always look at me in a strange way whenever he's around. So I always try to avoid his face and sometimes change position. One day he walked up to me and said am a cool guy and he wants to be my friend. I didn't suspect anything, So we exchanged contact. This guy started texting me like he was wooing a girl. Ahanha! I was shocked. I blocked his number. In fact I changed my sim card immediately. The next time he came to our outlet, he was smiling @ me and licking his lips. I just went straight to my boss and reported him. Has was severely warned and he never returned till I left the place.

God really saved you bros

Now with my upside down position it was difficult for him to access what he wanted; he summoned courage and turned around so we could face each other. He put his arms around me and started speaking to me as if he was talking to a woman. He told me how he had been admiring me, how he had always wanted to be close to me, how cute he taught I was and all other balderdash that I can't even recall. I listened keenly saying nothing in return. When he taught I was into his speech, he started touching me just the way I would touch my girlfriend. At this juncture, I couldn't take it anymore.

**** I turned on him with a deadly elbow meeting him in the eye. I didn't let go; I mounted on him while he was still clutching one of his eyes and dazed him with a series of devastating blows, for a guy of his size I didn't want to take chances, I wanted to hurt him so badly before he regained composure. Did I succeed? YES.

He was screaming, "my eyes, my eyes" but I didn't care, I was mad with fury and didn't even hear the several knocks on my door. The door was broken and my hostel mates rushed in and grabbed me away from him. They dragged me outside where lots of other students had gathered.

This experience nearly cost me my two years of hard work. He was admitted to the school clinic and it was weeks before he regained his sight. There was blood in his eyes for the remainder of the semester. We were summoned before the student's affairs where I gave them a honest account of all that happened.

In fact, it took the the intervention of some senior lecurers in my department to save me from being withdrawn. Fighting was actually a crime in my school back then be it within or without the school premises.

At midnight I felt the urge to go and urinate, then I discovered that my belt was unbuckled and my trousers were down around my knees. His lower body was pressed against my bum; I didn't read any meaning to it because he pretended to be fast asleep. I pushed him to his position creating space between us then I got up, used the wall as my guide to find the door because I could neither locate my phone nor torch. I went outside and after easing myself, I decided to sit down on the paved varender to take some fresh air. I got back inside after some minutes. My eyes were a bit clear but the taste of booze was strong in my mouth; luckily I was able to find my torch after minutes of searching. I switched it on, applied paste to my toothbrush, drank half of a pure water and went out again with the remaining half to brush my teeth. By the time I returned to the room, sleep had cleared from my eyes and he (the guy) was awake because he asked what I was doing outside. I didn't reply him. I went back to bed but this time around I changed position with my head upside down. This is when the real drama started.

I'm a guy that believes in equal freedom for all but sometimes freedom taken out of context might bring about a devastating outcome. I'm an average looking guy in my late twenties, I'm bearded, I do sports (football and light weight lifting). Above all I love women .
However, in the course of my life, I have been constantly approached by guys seeking a very special kind of relationship with me. I have even had a near death experience as a result of it. I will narrate two of my experiences.
My first experience came when I was in my second year (200L) in the University. I used to be quite popular and was the vice president of my department's students association. And, I had a lot of friends around the school. One day, a guy approached me and told me he liked the way I carried myself around the school. He talked like a normal guy; and I unsuspectingly gave him my number, the name of my hostel and room number. He visited me a couple of times and our conversation was normal, he even got to know my girlfriend.
On the fateful day, this guy called me around 7pm telling me he had two visitors and could not pass the night in his room as his mattress is just a normal student's mattress. He pleaded to come pass the night at my place and I consented. Little did I know that he had a different agenda. He came as expected and even offered for us to go out and chill (unto guys level). I told him I had no money ( I prefer to hang out only when I can afford one or two bottles myself) But he insisted, telling me he had enough Money on him. I yielded and followed him to a bar around my hostel. I was amazed at the amount of money he was spending; unbeknownst to me, he was trying to make me high. And so high I was that I didn't know how we got home.

You did justice to your post by attaching a photo of a hungry confused local dog (ekuke), and you know; only dogs go back to their vomit.

And from all indication, that local dog cannot can.

Probably he has been vaccinated and tryna test it's efficacy.

Put your dick in a freezer.

Thief...

Awon milf

Give me a black woman anyday anytime.