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Romance › Re: Is This Home Or Away Match? by eclatante: 11:27am On Sep 30, 2023

Vinnie2000:
HOME Match.

PREEK Fc vs TOWTOW FC.😊

For the Guy to EJACULATE, Over 1.5
For the Girl to CUM, Over 2.5🙂

Boogyman 🤣

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Education › Re: Why Men Don't Tell Their Spouse About Their Real Salary by eclatante: 11:27am On Sep 30, 2023

JohnnA1:
Because most women (particularly our Nigerian women) would start internally, subconsciously calculating how to SPEND the man's money on liabilities rather than on how to SAVE and INVEST the money in assets.

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

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Agriculture › Re: My Trap Caught A Big Bush Rat (video/pictures) by eclatante: 11:24am On Sep 30, 2023

GanagiBitrus:
Kindly release that innocent animal.
You'll be in big trouble if I report you to Animal Welfare Board.

Kindly report to stomach infrastructure board. grin

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Education › Re: ABUAD Student Shares Story As He Graduates After 12 Years From University (photo by eclatante: 11:22am On Sep 30, 2023

JASONjnr:
He probably had issues after few years in school and had to hold on.....to complete it later....

He won't be paying for the years he wasn't receiving lectures. If he notified the school of his situation.

Did you read the caption before commenting?

Politics › Re: Lola Ade-John's Health Condition Sparks Confusion by eclatante: 11:18am On Sep 30, 2023

zolajpower:
Omo no b small my wife who is an African American any time I tell her I Ve malaria ,Omo her reaction is always dramatic, it's as if my enemy's condition is irredeemable
Come see shout , I will tell her madam . Malaria isn't a death sentence for us here , it can only be when u don't take care of it but calm down I will b better .
To them malaria can be transfered from person to person is contracted like HIV aids

Malaria is deadly. Just that Africans have kind of slightly adapted to malaria. It is still very deadly if left untreated even for Africans.

Politics › Re: Lola Ade-John's Health Condition Sparks Confusion by eclatante: 11:15am On Sep 30, 2023

She has not been in the country for years, yet she was given a ministerial appointment.

Romance › Re: Replied His DM - Nigerian Lady Marries Man She Met On Twitter by eclatante: 9:54am On Sep 30, 2023

Pauldollars:
Every Woman has a story to tell about where she met her husband.
These days many women see their husbands on
Facebook
Twitter
Whatsapp
Church
School
Bank
Place of work
Weddings
Youth programs/get-together
Neighbourhood
Commercial Buses etc

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Romance › Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by eclatante: 9:53am On Sep 30, 2023

I won't allow my girl to join the kitchen on the first visit.

But she can help out with a few things. Like setting the dishes for serving.

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Education › Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by eclatante: 9:50am On Sep 30, 2023

The6thAustralia:
they just want to use Nigeria to trend. And for a fact, you can't have your flat mate to be moved

Fact. She wants to gain some followers.

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Education › Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by eclatante: 9:49am On Sep 30, 2023

Artiiclebeast:
What a disgraceful ambassador.

You dey support all this whitee? With her plastic ass face and boobs.

Fear and trust no woman. Even if the guy comes out to tell his own part of the story, him go just dey explain tire without no evidence.

No sensible man, should ask a woman if she's a virgin or not. What do you expect her answer to be? No? Hahaha.

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Politics › Re: Osun Government Cancels Independence Day Celebrations by eclatante: 9:45am On Sep 30, 2023

You go pray reach 600 years and no changes might be recorded.

Vote out all these unscrupulous elements in the government and watch Nigeria flourish.

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Politics › Re: PDP Asks APC To Come Clean On Tinubu's Records by eclatante: 9:44am On Sep 30, 2023

And APC is going to do that? Haha

Politics › Re: Kano Governor Makes Fresh 116 Appointments As Aides Rise Above 400 by eclatante: 9:31am On Sep 30, 2023

This one na really government for the people and by the people. grin

Travel › Re: Japa: Nigerians Abroad Sent Over ₦‎1.5 Trillion To Their Families Back Home by eclatante: 7:36pm On Sep 28, 2023*

If only the money will be used for development of the country.

But Nigeria is always different.

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by eclatante: 11:04am On Sep 27, 2023*

Agriculture › Re: This Is The Biggest Cat Fish I've Ever Seen by eclatante: 4:48pm On Sep 25, 2023

Kill it and make a feast 😅

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Score 2 Goals In Al Nassr's Win Vs Ahli by eclatante: 12:22pm On Sep 23, 2023

LegallyBlunt:
You go explain tire. He's got nothing to prove anymore. Let him enjoy his time and money.

You don't even have sense to check the team he's playing against because of your biased mind against him.

Mahrez, Firmino, Mendy, Veiga, and the other stars here are part time Imams abi?

Why is Mahrez playing the striking position ahead of Firmino?

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Score 2 Goals In Al Nassr's Win Vs Ahli by eclatante: 12:20pm On Sep 23, 2023

WriterNig:
👍🏻 Like for Ronaldo, share for Mbappé/Messi

Haha

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Score 2 Goals In Al Nassr's Win Vs Ahli by eclatante: 12:20pm On Sep 23, 2023

Ronaldo is incredibly fit.

I love how he maintains his quality.

Politics › Re: This Picture Of Wike Will Show You How Power Can Dry A Person by eclatante: 11:59am On Sep 23, 2023

Lots of pressure and responsibilities can make one look thinner.

Celebrities › Re: Bella Shmurda - I Don't Want Marlins Trouble (throwback) by eclatante: 11:08am On Sep 23, 2023

[quote author=englishmart post=125969178] Bella is just a keypad Rear Admiral. #20 mind the kid no get. Forget all those twitter fulminations. Everybody be bad guy online [/quote

I don't understand what you mean though.

What do you want him to do exactly?

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Celebrities › Re: Bella Shmurda - I Don't Want Marlins Trouble (throwback) by eclatante: 11:05am On Sep 23, 2023

Bella knew what was up with the marlians.

Such a smart guy. He was really a good friend to Mohbad.

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Career › Re: Auwalu Salisu, Tricycle Rider Returns ₦18 Million To Passenger In Kano by eclatante: 1:16pm On Sep 19, 2023

aklid:
He received things ehh
One guy gave him money equivalent to that of a new keke
Another promised a scholarship for his masters programme
The leader of the Chadian People in Kano too gave him money ….
Some one gave him foodstuffs that’ll last him nd his family over a year
A hajia I saw also gave him a house… hah!!!

But las las if it’d been me, I doubt if I’ll return that money💀💀💀

The last part.. haha

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Celebrities › Re: "Justice For Mohbad" Protest Hits Abeokuta, Ogun State (Video, Pictures) by eclatante: 1:15pm On Sep 19, 2023

Imole..

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